(AN: Okay, the first chapter is totally rushed because I just really want to get to chapter two, which will have the boys in it. So, this chapter is pretty crappy to me XD
I sort of altered my original story idea a bit, making Akira Ito the main character instead of Mimi.
Ouran High School Host Club does not belong to me.
All the OC's belong to me, except for Tori who belongs to duckie lover 151.)

"Oh God, where am I?" Akira Ito frantically looked around his new school, golden eyes soaked in confusion. This place was HUGE, and it was only a high school! "I guess the rich folk need their space…?" He sighed, making another turn down a hallway….that lead to a dead end.

"Damnit!" He sighed, putting a strand of his long orange hair behind his ear. Why did his parents have to FORCE him to go to Kyoto High? Just because he was excelling at public school, didn't mean that he should be put into some private school surrounded by rich snobs who just talk about….rich people stuff.

"Akira, it'll be a challenge for you. It'll open up new doors for you."
"Listen to your mother :l"

He really hated his parents at the moment…

"Excuse me, are you lost?"

Akira's thoughts were interrupted by a gentle voice. He spun around to be greeted with dark blue eyes staring at him. It was a girl. A very pretty, no, gorgeous girl with short black hair and round glasses, a tiny frown on her face.

"U-Uhmm….yes…do you know where room 204 is?"

"….What business do you have in room 204?"

"Honestly ma'am I don't know…I found this note on my desk…" He paused to look through his pockets and pulled out a piece of crumpled up notebook paper. "It said to go to room 204 at four."

The girl raised an eyebrow and took the note from Akira's hands. Her eyes examined it about five times over, a sigh escaping her lips. "I didn't know she was being serious…."

"…..what?"

"Come with me." She grabbed the boy's hand and led him in the other direction, up a flight of stairs, and down a long hallway. They stopped in front of a white door that had 204 engraved in the wood. With another sigh, the raven-haired girl turned the shiny brass doorknob and opened it with ease.

The strong scent of perfume hit Akira's nostrils like a stack of bricks. His eyes were taken back by the ridiculous amount of pink that was in the room. Every single piece of furniture, even the curtains were pink or white.

..girly.

"Mimi. Explain yourself." The girl with the glasses grabbed Akira's shoulder and pushed him in front of her, making him stumble a bit.

"Hmmm…?" The girl, who he highly guessed was Mimi, sat in a chair in front of him. Her legs were crossed and a blonde eyebrow was raised. Her long blonde hair had two curls in them that hung loosely past her shoulders, while the rest of her golden locks waved down her back. Her green eyes seemed to light up when she saw Akira. "OH MY GOODNESS! YOU ACTUALLY CAME!" She clapped her hands together and smiled. "GIRLS! ASSEMBLE!"

Within a matter of seconds the sound of shuffling feet echoed across the marble floors. Four more girls had made their entrance.

"Tori Yoshida at your service!" A small girl with short brown hair and blue stepped forward and smiled.

"Hanako and Haruka Tanaka at your service!" Twin girls with long red hair and brown eyes hooked arms and winked in Akira's direction.

"….MiyuKochiatyourservice." A girl with long black hair politely bowed, her voice coming out very quiet. "…..hi…."

"AND I'M MIMI SASAKI!" The blonde struck a pose with her hand on her heart and one arm in the air. "WELCOME TO L.O.V.E.!!"

"…Uhhh…" Akira just stood there for a moment, utterly confused. This was WAY too much to take in.

All the girls held their poses, not moving a muscle.

"….I'm going to leave now…." Akira managed to take two steps for the door before being dragged back by the shoulder.

"HOLD IT!" Mimi frowned and brought her hand up to her forehead. "You're not going anywhere. You are now officially part of my club. Thus, you will be staying with us."

"…excuse me?"

"AMI!" Mimi snapped her fingers, making the girl with glasses move toward her. "Explain to Akira Ito why she has been called here."

How did she know my name….Did she just call ME a SHE?

"Alright." Ami interrupted Akira's thoughts, folding her arms. "You have been hand-picked by Mimi Sasaki to join L.O.V.E. What is L.O.V.E. you ask? Well, first off, it doesn't stand for anything. Second, it is a hostess club where boys can live out their personal fantasies, nothing sexual of course, purely platonic. Our goal is to raise money for Kyoto High. All funds go to our beloved school. Our second goal is to upstage Ouran High School's Host Club."

"What's Ouran High-"

"SHUSH. SHE'S GETTING TO THE IMPORTANT PART."

"….Mimi has chosen you because recently our competition, Ouran, has gained a new member to their club about a week ago by the name of Haruhi. What we know of Haruhi so far is that he is a commoner and attending Ouran on a scholarship. So Mimi's plan-"

"BRILLIANT PLAN!"

"….Brilliant plan, is to get a commoner like you to join our club. We promise you are in good hands and will be taken care of."

End Ami's robotic speech.

"…wait…so this is a club to serve boys?"

"Yes! Doesn't it sound fun?!" Mimi turned to face Akira and smiled.

"….But…I'm a boy…"

"…."

"…."

"…."

"…."

"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! NO, YOU'RE NOT!" Mimi was on the verge of dying from laughter. She fell to the floor, clutching her stomach and rolling around. "WHAT A LAME EXCUSE TO NOT JOIN!"

"-_-;;"

"Hm." Ami stepped over the laughing blonde and grabbed Akira's chin, examining his face. "….No, Mimi. This is definitely a boy…"

"BUWAHAHA-….r-really?" She sat up and squinted at him. "B-But…he's so…girly looking."

Akira huffed, he always had heard that ever since he was young. Though, he couldn't deny he did look pretty girly, but being mistaken for one was a giant blow to his ego. Both of the girls just stood there, looking at him, making him feel uneasy….

"Mimi! Can we move now PLEASE?!" The momentary silence was broken by one of the twins. Of course, the other girls hadn't moved out of their assemble positions.

"Hm? Oh yes, of course. Break assembles." Mimi stood up straight and turned to watch the four other girls FINALLY move.

"So, who is this person?" Haruka stepped forward and frowned, Hanako following right behind her.

"She's pretty!"

"I'm a BOY."

"You sure don't look like one." Miyu quietly spoke, tilting her head to the side.

"Are we keeping him?" Hanako blinked up at Mimi, an excited look on her face.

"Of course we are." Mimi folded her arms and bit her lip, obviously having many things run through her mind. "This is the only commoner at our school and we must keep up with those wretched Ouran High boys…"

"Well, what do you plan on doing about the whole boy issue?"

The blonde paused, tapping her chin. All of the girl's eyes were now on Akira.

"…"

"…."

"…"

"…."

"…."

"…"

Then they all yelled in unison (minus Ami of course), "MAKEOVER~!"

"I'll get the clothes!"

"We'll get the makeup!"

"I'll get…something…"

"I'll make sure he doesn't try to escape :l"

"And I'll do his hair~"

Akira sighed.

And so begins my first day in Hell.

(AN: Hope you dealt with that nonsense okay XD Once I get three reviews, I'll update.)