Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy
Author's Note: This is a Mary Sue parody. I don't really write like this.
Her name was Marietta Suellia Roseblossom Moonglow Guado, and she was the daughter of Seymour Guado.
Her mother died in childbirth, and we all (or at least most of us) know how her father died.
So, of course, she ended up in a cruel orphanage where all the other children (yes, every single one of them, even little Jimmy) picked on her mercilessly, and the caretakers well... didn't care.
At the age of eight she ran away from home, learning to survive on her own, which of course, she did.
Who could expect less of Mary Sue?
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Marietta gracefully brushed back her beautiful, flowing, lustrous, cascading, wavy, silky, thick, long, smooth, and never frizzy lavendar hair while gazing into the distance with her lovely eyes which betrayed her sorrowful past and were an enchanting shade of blue-green-violet.
She was on a mission to avenge her father's untimely death. She would have avenged her mother's death, also, but her mother hadn't been murdered.
Oh, and she was also on a mission to look really cool stabbing stuff with her really big shiny sword.
Anyways, she was gracefully strolling down the Djose Highroad, in search of the people who killed her father. She didn't exactly know their names, but she knew that she would instinctively feel it when they were near with her "Sue-Sense".
She eventually reached the Djose Temple, home to the Machine Faction.
A man with frizzy hair and an eyepatch walked up to Marietta. "Hello," he said. "I'm Gippal, and dispite the fact that we have never met before I find that I have immediately fallen deeply in love with you."
"My name is Marietta Suellia Roseblossom Moonglow Guado," she answered in her lilting, musical voice.
"One glance at you, my love, and I have utterly forgotten Rikku," Gippal continued.
Marietta felt the Sue-Sense twinge. "So... you are acquainted with one of those who killed my father, Seymour Guado, whom I am sworn to avenge."
"I shall utterly disown her for your sake, oh beautiful one," he said, sighing, utterly absorbed by her beauty.
He gazed into her blue-green-violet eyes, and was engulfed in their splendor. She looked into his verdant eye, and was entranced by the swirl.
They stood for a moment in silence.
"Aw, screw this," she said suddenly, running him through with her really big shiny sword.
She walked away, leaving the corpse behind.
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James the Coerl prowled the Calm Lands in search of prey.
His nose caught a strange scent, which he followed.
Well, wasn't this strange. It appeared to be some sort of lavendar humanoid who had been pecked to death by chocobos.
James shrugged in his feline manner and wandered away.