Disclaimer: I don not own twilight. Hi people this was just a ramdom idea i got don't know if i'll continue so you will have to tell me hope you like it thanks. Bye
Hi you have reached Bella's phone I'm most likely being chased by hungry vampires right now so I'll get back to you when I can thanks…
Um hey Bella just like your boyfriend Edward is about to eat me can you help me out please? Oh and are you busy this Thursday? Mike
Hey Bella it's Alice to your first question no to your second question no way and to your third question are you freaking kidding me. Ok love you bye.
Hey Bella it's James. Um if we could just get over the hole I'm hunting you cause I'm a nomadic vampire business then I think we could be friends get back to me. Oh and my sister asks can she take you shopping. Bye
It's Laurent just had a great idea and found out I was gay, um you smell so great so I was like wondering we could capture your smell and then sell it on eBay so all the vampire would go mad. Hehe. Bye the way Jakes miiiine now so back off gurrrr.
Yo Bella it's Jasper just like want to kill you like right now so go to the woods so I can drink your blood. Really sorry. Oh and Esme says hi. Later
Hi Rose this is the Doctor um kinda got to say something to you. I LOVE YOU AND I ALL WAYS HAVE. hold on this isn't Rose's number. Oh my god don't say anything how ever you are I will know where you live. Thanks bye!
Bella. It's Edward just calling to say I love you and that if you love me to you not use emotional black male to steal the last cookie. Cause I called dibs on it and it's not fair. Humf.
Hi Bella it's like Jessica. So I was like in town like the other day like. And you know like I saw Mike like kissing another girl and like I think I should Like dump him but I don't know like what to do like. So could you call me back and I'll like tell you about it like. Like bye.
Buy the way people no offense to gay people with Laurent being gay i just thought it made it more interesting.
