Team Seven was walking along the forest path with the usual happenings. Sakura was asking out Sasuke, Sasuke was rejecting her, Naruto was then asking out Sakura, and she then rejected him. And all of this was happening while their sensei Kakashi Hatake was reading smut as usual. Through all of this Tazuna was thinking, These four are supposed to protect me? Seriously the only one who did anything during the last attack was the one with the duck's ass for a head. It was at this point in time that Kakashi sensed a displacement in the air and quickly shouted, "DUCK!" before pulling down Naruto and Tazuna. A large zanbato spun through the air about where their heads had been and embedded itself into a tree. After that a large, eyebrow-less man landed on the sword and battle was joined. Later after Zabuza had caught Kakashi in a water prison jutsu he sent several Mizu-bunshin after the three gennin. Sasuke deciding that Sakura needed to do something useful threw her through one of the Mizu bunshin. After bursting through it she stood up and started shrinking. Until finally all that was left of the pink-haired banshee was a blob of pink on the roadside. "She melted." Deadpanned Naruto. Everyone else just had huge sweatdrops, which grew when suddenly a bunch of midgets jumped out of the puddle of Sakura and started singing, "Ding dong the witch is dead!"