Chapter I:
Peter Parker awoke in a dark place, he looked around and saw that was behind large iron bars. "Damnit, now I can't listen to metal anymore!" he cursed as he thrashed at the iron bars. "Oh, I know! I will use my Spider Powers!" He shouted as he shot webs through the bars and spawned bioluminescent spiders out of the webs. "Crawl around the walls, my arachnabrood!".
The Spiders crawled up the walls and down the walls and illuminated the area, revealing a mysterious steel lever. "I will pull that lever!" Peter Parker shouted as he shot webs at the lever and pulled it, causing the iron bars to open up, and he walked outside.
"Hmmm... I'll have to get out of this dark dungeon... But first!" Peter Parker said as he tore a portion off from an azure tapestry and wrapped it around himself and smeared a dead rat across his arms and legs to make them red with blood. Then he put a red jar on his head and poked holes in it so he could see. "I am now wearing an Improvised Spidersuit."
Spiderman runs up a stairs then jumps out a window and looks around. He sees that he is on top of a mountain at night, there are two moons. "Two moons, where am I?" He said as he looked at the moons, counted them, then jumped off a cliff. "I'll use a Web Parachute!" And he did so and wafted lazily to a small medieval village. "This land is at a medieval-level of technology! Arachnatastic!"