What the cast of Slayers would never say: THE STORY
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Scene: About high noon in the middle of the forest. The crew is on some random quest for wealth…well Lina is, Gourry is simply along for the ride, Zelgadiss is planning on finally finding his cure, and Amelia is going to keep justice forefront in their minds.
The Amelia is taking down the makeshift tents that were erected the night before. Suddenly…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Amelia observes the blurry form of one Gourry Gabriev as he tears through the dense forest.
"Wait, Gourry!" Lina skips merrily behind him with a wreath of daisies in her hair. "Come back my true love sweetness snuggle bear lovey love!"
The retreating forms soon double back and continue running in circles around the camp.
"Lina, it's not what you think!"
"I wuv you so much Gourry! I know last night meant something special!"
"But Lina, we always stay together!"
"See? We were meant for each other, sweetness!"
The pair suddenly veer off course to a clearing in the west. Amelia shrugs and follows them.
The clearing reveals a small stream with Zelgadiss hunched over it.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."
Before Amelia can approach, there's a rustling of leaves. The sound of punches landing accompany this.
"Give us all your money!" Amelia springs to action, quickly dispatching all four bandits. Apparently their victim was a rather elderly man, "Why thank-- " Amelia quickly helps the man up, "Don't worry about it! Its my job and all that." She quickly hugs him, "Make sure to stay out of trouble, the woods can be dangerous." "Oh I will." The man shuffles off.
"Now lets see, I got a watch, a ring, and a necklace! What a great day for justice!"
Zelgadiss continues humming to himself, while polishing his chest. After all, only when polished, can his true hottieness be exposed. (The fangirls swoon)
Amelia approaches, pockets jangling with the stolen loot, "Shouldn't we be looking for your cure?"
He absently responds, "Cure for what?"
"Your well…um… freakishness?"
"What are you talking about? I am one hot slab o man."
Gourry pauses, "Hey…he's right. Zel is kind of hot…"
Zel grins and snaps his fingers, "Right on bro. Your not bad yourself."
Gourry blushes. Lina runs behind them, panting, "Don't you think I'm pretty too?"
All three: "Um…"
Lina starts to chant, then stops in her tracks, "No, rather than being violent, I will simply walk away now."
She tosses her hair over her shoulder and takes off, but not before giving Zel her number with small hearts all around it.
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Sorry for this pathetic piece. I'm simply attempting to avoid studying but…I'm done now so *sigh* off I go…
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Scene: About high noon in the middle of the forest. The crew is on some random quest for wealth…well Lina is, Gourry is simply along for the ride, Zelgadiss is planning on finally finding his cure, and Amelia is going to keep justice forefront in their minds.
The Amelia is taking down the makeshift tents that were erected the night before. Suddenly…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Amelia observes the blurry form of one Gourry Gabriev as he tears through the dense forest.
"Wait, Gourry!" Lina skips merrily behind him with a wreath of daisies in her hair. "Come back my true love sweetness snuggle bear lovey love!"
The retreating forms soon double back and continue running in circles around the camp.
"Lina, it's not what you think!"
"I wuv you so much Gourry! I know last night meant something special!"
"But Lina, we always stay together!"
"See? We were meant for each other, sweetness!"
The pair suddenly veer off course to a clearing in the west. Amelia shrugs and follows them.
The clearing reveals a small stream with Zelgadiss hunched over it.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts."
Before Amelia can approach, there's a rustling of leaves. The sound of punches landing accompany this.
"Give us all your money!" Amelia springs to action, quickly dispatching all four bandits. Apparently their victim was a rather elderly man, "Why thank-- " Amelia quickly helps the man up, "Don't worry about it! Its my job and all that." She quickly hugs him, "Make sure to stay out of trouble, the woods can be dangerous." "Oh I will." The man shuffles off.
"Now lets see, I got a watch, a ring, and a necklace! What a great day for justice!"
Zelgadiss continues humming to himself, while polishing his chest. After all, only when polished, can his true hottieness be exposed. (The fangirls swoon)
Amelia approaches, pockets jangling with the stolen loot, "Shouldn't we be looking for your cure?"
He absently responds, "Cure for what?"
"Your well…um… freakishness?"
"What are you talking about? I am one hot slab o man."
Gourry pauses, "Hey…he's right. Zel is kind of hot…"
Zel grins and snaps his fingers, "Right on bro. Your not bad yourself."
Gourry blushes. Lina runs behind them, panting, "Don't you think I'm pretty too?"
All three: "Um…"
Lina starts to chant, then stops in her tracks, "No, rather than being violent, I will simply walk away now."
She tosses her hair over her shoulder and takes off, but not before giving Zel her number with small hearts all around it.
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Sorry for this pathetic piece. I'm simply attempting to avoid studying but…I'm done now so *sigh* off I go…