GD wars ½
Disclaimer: this is the only one I'm gonna do, I don't own Gold Digger, Ranma ½ or Advance wars.
Chapter one: The new recruits
The universe is majestic, full of mystery and wisdom. Many wonders happen out there, beyond the stars, as races evolve and adapt. From the Furry Kryn to the sassy Salusians, from the tidy Juraians to the Destructive Sayajins, to our own small race on our tiny planet. But even so, all eyes turn to this planet, for the purpose of this story. For you see, this beautiful universe, is but one dimension, one lone continuum in a multitude of strands, each bearing its own universe, each slowly moving and occasionally crossing. When that happens, both dimensions undergo a time of chaos unseen. Now, let us to return to earth, to our young protagonists, a young boy of Asian descent recovering from being thrown into a pit of starving cats on the outskirts of Hokkaido, and a young six year old girl with cheetah fur, a tail, and spots in Atlanta, Georgia, who was running home in tears due to being bullied by some punks at school…….
Ranma tried to hold back his tears, manly men didn't cry after all, as he attempted to get some sleep by the tree he'd been tossed while his father berated him for not learning the catfist on the first try. Ranma had almost cried when his father mentioned trying again once the cats had been starved enough, but didn't, for fear of getting beaten worse. Rather, he'd accepted his beating like the man he wanted to be to make his momma proud. But pride was all but forgotten in the memory of that horrifying pain. Then he spotted a shooting star.
'I wish I could go away, so I wouldn't hafta go back into that pit again, and disappoint momma.' He thought as he drifted off to sleep at last, never noticing as the shooting star seemed to grow until it hit him, causing him to vanish in a burst of light, while Genma merely scratched himself and turned over.
Meanwhile in another dimension…..
Brittany Diggers was your average schoolgirl, or as average as one could be when one was the last of the werecheetah race. Not that she really understood at the age of six, but she did understand that she was unique in the world. However at the moment, she wished she was anything but. Some boys at school had made fun of her all day, and had pulled on her tail to! Then they had chased her for a few blocks calling her all sorts of nasty names, and when she finally lost them with her speed, she realized she to had no idea where she was. Now she was wandering alone, crying in the dark, and feeling generally hopeless. Then she saw a shooting star in the sky.
'I wish that I could be somewhere where mean boys won't make fun of me' she thought. So wrapped up in her wish she was that she never saw that shooting star grow until it hit her. Then in a flash of light, she disappeared.
Now I'm sure you're wondering, where these two young troubled youths are headed, and what is going on. Well the answer to the second question is easy, as the giggling form of Tolitorr, the most famous feline god of general mischief (second class, unlimited!) should give you a pretty good clue. As to where they are headed, weeeeelllllll……….
Sturm was currently sitting on his throne, preparing for his plan of attack on Cosmo land of wars world, when a bright light stunned him. A portal opened up and deposited two small six year old children on the floor. The portal then closed, and the room returned to normal. Sturm cautiously walked over to the small forms. They were children, about six if his masks sensors were correct, and were fit in body. One was a boy of Asian descent, his ratty gi and wiry frame indicating training in the martial arts. He had black hair which was tied up into a pigtail, and a damaged school I.D stated that his name was Ranma. The other was a female, and was very strange, for she had spotted fur all over her body, a tail, and fangs. She looked like a cheetah mixed with a human girl. A wallet found hanging half in her
tight pants pocket revealed that her name was Brittany. Sturm was about to order some guards to get rid of them, until he sensed the power within them, a power that only a few had, power that could aid
him, the power of a CO (commanding officer) Sturm chuckled as he knew that these two may just come in very handy, now to see if they remembered anything of where they came from...
((Cool huh? as an added bonus, I'll throw in the officer's profiles
for ranma and Brittany.))
Ranma Saotome
Commanding officer: Black hole Army.
A stout and resolute leader. His honor and courage are second to
none, though some wonder why he works for the nefarious Sturm. His
loyalty to his men improves moral and ability's, but his strange dislike of water make his forces in trouble in the rain. Also, his lack of knowledge in the field of finances means he often pays for his power. Equal to Hawke and
Brittany in rank.
Hit: Training
miss: financing, water
Co Powers:
Regular power; Strength of will.
Ranma's spirit empowers his men healing them of two damage,
resupplying and refueling them, but his funding properties only give up 3/4 of the amount they usually give next turn.
Super Power: Soul of ice.
Ranma's hardy soul reaches out to his men, causing even the weakest
grunt to gain great strength. His forces become nigh invincible, but his properties only give half what they usually do, and unit prices increase for that turn..
"Victory comes to the Brave!"
Officer: Brittany Digger's
commander: Black hole army
an affectionate and a bit nutty are often used to describe her.
Brittany uses her great speed to powerful effect and her troop
reflect her almost single minded nature, proving effective on the
offense but lacking defensively. Often tries to kidnap ranma
for 'sparring sessions'.
Hit: Ranma, tuna
Miss: Hawke and his attitude
Co power: Speed freak
Units gain one movement space and indirect units gain plus one to
their firing range. Attack power goes up as well. However, defensive bonuses go down by 1.
Super power: Cheetah rage
all vehicles gain +3 to movement range, indirect units gain plus 2 to
their attack range, and all units attack power is greatly increased, but their defense bonuses go down by two
"Hurry up, I got Tuna to eat and Ranmas to cuddle!"
Also, just so you know, the series of Advance wars goes like this, Cosmo land, Macro land, and Omega land. Sturm will raise the young dimension hoppers into powerful Co's who will join in on the battle for Macro land. That'll be in a couple of chapters. See ya next chapter. Review plz.
