BEING YOU
A Short Tale written of Events after the Averted Armageddon, occurring in a small tourist town in America(where they have thirty nine flavors of ice cream).
With Footnotes of edificial purposes, written by Goblindreamer, with beta-reading by AChangeableMask.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Supernatural Beings
Aziraphale
An angel, part-time rare book dealer dragged away from London by
Crowley
A demon who did not just fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards and believes that everyone needs a vacation except for
Them
Which does not refer to a group of children so much as the Powers That Be who control the lives of many, including
Hastur
A duck of hell. Although he still works for Satan, he was punished, just like
Metratron
The Voice of God, despite his current appearance.
Humans
Laura
A Pagan who believes that being cheerful and friendly is the same as leading people astray.
Tara
A friend of Laura who believes that as long as someone else is around, she does not need to be half-way responsible.
David
A boy who is too smart for his own good.
Kyla
A friend of Laura who did not need leading astray.
Amanda
A girl who is just as smart as she thinks everyone in the world should be.
Hannah
A friend of Laura who is willing to be led astray so long as she can always go back.
Katherine
A girl who Laura does not lead astray. Because being led by Katherine is more interesting then leading her astray.
With a Full Chorus of:
Americans, Tourists, Concert-Goers and Karaoke Singers.