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Astrid: [Kicks Hiccup to the ground] That's for the lies! And that- [Drops axe on Hiccup; axe pops back up] -Is... [Attempts to grab for axe] For...everything... [Axe falls on Hiccup] ...Else?
[Laughter]
Hiccup: Alright, who's bright idea was it to use a real axe for this scene?
[Talking at the same time]
Hiccup: I think it's time you started to fight dragons.
Stoick: I've decided I don't wanna fight dragons.
[Both look at each other]
Hiccup & Stoick: What?
[Pause; laughter]
Director: Someone bring these two a script; now!
[Toothless pukes on Hiccup]
Hiccup: Uh... [Picks up half eaten pizza; turns to off-camera] I think Toothless is trying to tell you he doesn't like your catering, Fran.
[Laughter]
Fishlegs: I'm okay!
[Pause; Gronckle doesn't move]
Fishlegs: [Pats chest] Hey, what do you know? I really am okay!
[Laughter]
[Hiccup twirls around Toothless' drawing, avoiding stepping on the lines; trips]
Hiccup: Whoa! [Falls]
Toothless: [Growls]
Hiccup: No wait, Toothless! No!
[Toothless pounces on Hiccup]
[Hiccup takes Snotlout's hand and places it on the Monsterous Nightmare's nose; Snotlout smiles; Nightmare sneezes...all over Snotlout]
Snotlout: Aww, man!
[Laughter]
Ruffnut: I guess that's why they call you Snotlout, huh? [Cackles]
Director: Make-up!
[Toothless pukes on Hiccup]
Hiccup: Uh... [Picks up a slightly drooled-up ball; squeaks it; Toothless gets in a crouch-pounce position] Fetch? [Tosses ball; Toothless runs after it]
Gobber: I believe in learning on the job. [Pulls lever down; breaks off; waves lever in hand] Chris, might I suggest giving the prop-master a raise? He's doing a terrific job.
[Laughter]
[Quiet on cliff]
Astrid: It's a mess.
Hiccup: [Surprised at her entrance] Ahhhhhh! [Falls off cliff]
Astrid: Uh... [Peeks over the edge] Hiccup?
Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill- [Bangs table; chicken bone flies up into open mouth; chokes it out; coughs; laughs]
Hiccup: So, I guess it's just you and me, huh?
Astrid: Nope, just you. [Moves away]
Tuffnut: [Pops up] And me!
Ruffnut: No, me!
[Twins fight; Hiccup rolls eyes]
Director: Cut!
Gobber: If you ever want to get out there- [Moves arm] And fight dragons- [Prosthetic arm falls off]
[Pause; both stare at the ground]
Gobber: That- [Looks at now empty hand] Can't be good.
[Toothless pukes on Hiccup]
Hiccup: Uh... [Picks up pair of underwear]
Gobber: My undies! [Takes them] I knew I brought extras!
[Hiccup attempts to saw through Toothless' ropes]
-Two hours later-
Hiccup: [Panting] Are you...free yet?
[Toothless rolls eyes and gets up, breaking the ropes]
Hiccup: 'Kay, good. [Faints]
Hiccup: This is Berk.
[Silence; camera keeps moving forward]
Hiccup: And I just forgot my line.
[Laughter]
Director: From the top, everyone!
Tuffnut: You're crazy! [Pause; leans closer] I like that.
Hiccup: [Squints eyes] Tuffnut?
Ruffnut: [Laughs] I told you he would notice!
[Laughter]
Director: Okay, we're losing our lives here. For real this time, people!
[Toothless pukes on Hiccup]
Hiccup: Uh... [Picks up crumpled up piece of paper; smooths out pink slip; Flashes paper to off-camera] Are you trying to tell me something, Chris?
[Laughter]
Astrid: [Kisses Hiccup's cheek] And that's for...everything else. [Walks off]
[Hiccup grabs Astrid's hand and pulls her in for a deeper kiss]
[Yips and hollers in the background]
Director: Okay, cut.
Stoick: I said stop the figh- [Drops hammer into arena below] Oops, sorry!
[Laughter]
Astrid: Well...weirder.
[Hiccup gets pulled higher up the window; and higher, and higher until...Hiccup's entire outer clothes rip off]
Hiccup: [Turns red; stutters] E-end scene! End scene!
[Laughter]
Director: And...cut. That's a wrap!