Road to the Magic Kingdom II: The Ultimate Stick
All characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone
2 months after my fanfic ''Road to the Magic Kingdom'' and immediately after SOT and TFBW.
The 4th graders are playing Fighting-and-Holding, a game in which the children have to play fantasy RPG while holding hands. King Cartman mentions that they need to go to Hollywood to find the origins of F&H. King Carmtan decides to bike since the traffic in Southern California is too ''jammed up''. The 4th graders crosses the state border between Colorado and Utah but are attacked by animals.
Aaaahh! Goddamnit, aaahhh! Fuck, o no! – Cartman screams
Babe are you okay, Defender Heidi said to him
Yeah I'm okay – Cartman says back to Heidi
The children continue to bike down to Hollywood but has to sleep somewhere and after biking for hours, they arrive at Las Vegas. The flashing, glimmering casino city is too big with luxury and decides to watch a Cirque de Soleil called ''Zumanity''.
Cartman, that's a dirty show, you fucking fat ass! – Wizard Craig said to Cartman
Yeah, you bastard, Ba, baah! – Mecha Tweek screams to Cartman
Damnit you guys we need to kind that Ultimate Stick, the reason of that stupid F&H! – Cartman yelled to them.
However, after a while they headed down to Hollywood but gets blocked off by a ghost of a performer. Butterfly Heroine Wendy and Colonial Knight Stan gets attacked by the ghost with the latter knocking down his head. This forced Wendy to carry him. Nevertheless, they continue on as usual until they are attacked by the Dark King, who dominates the Castle of Terror.
DIE BASTARD DIE! – Cartman screams
Hahahahahahahahaha! – The Dark King launghs to Cartman and traps his friends.
With no Douchebag to assist him, Cartman decides to stab the Dark King and he succeeded.
His friends are freed and they congratulate him even getting a kiss from Heidi. Everything is going to be fine, I've got the stick and we learn the origins of F&H. The end!