Advice from the Titans
Chapter One
The titans were sitting in the common room. Raven was reading, Starfire was cuddling Silkie, Robin was reading the Jump City Times Newspaper, and Cyborg and Beast Boy were in the middle of a video game tournament.
Robin laughed suddenly, and all the titans turned to him. "Mind sharing whats so funny?" asked Cyborg. Raven rose an eyebrow, silently asking as well.
Robin held out the newspaper. "Its this advice column. Look at the ridiculous answers." Raven picked up said newspaper and read aloud, "Dear Advice Allie, My boyfriend dumped me for my best friend. What should I do?" Raven rolled her eyes, then continued, "Dear Dumped-and-Sad, don't worry. There are other fish in the sea and you're friend is horrible to take your boyfriend. Just get some ice cream, its a girl's best friend." Raven placed the newspaper back on the table.
"Idiots." She muttered. Starfire nodded, "I see no reason to be the angry with the friend. It is not the fault of her's that the boyfriend preferred her." she agreed.
Beast Boy chimed in, "Hey. What if we started an advice column? And called it advice from the titans! Dude, it'd be AWESOME!" He exclaimed, already getting excited. Raven plopped back down and lifted up her book. Starfire was already joining Beast Boy, ecstatic. Robin crossed his arms, thinking. Cyborg had been thinking too.
Finally, Cyborg burst out. "Boo-yah! Lets do it!" Robin grinned. "Alright. Everyone's in agreement except for..." His voice trailed off, and all eyes locked on Raven. Even Silkie stopped squirming to pause and stare at her. "What?" She asked. They continued their staring. She finally sighed. "Fine." She agreed.
"Alright. I'll set up an advice website!" Cyborg piped up, already headed to his room. "I'll get an ad in the next paper." Robin announced, going to the super computer. "I shall create the colorful paper advising people to go to the site!" Starfire burst, rushing off to find her markers. Beast Boy pumped his fist in the air.
"C'mon. Admit it Rae. I had an AWESOME idea." he grinned. Raven, without glancing up from her book,replied, "Not a chance." Beast Boy deflated, his ego knocked down a few notches.
Alright! There you have! Advice, from the titans has begun! Of course, I'll need for YOU readers to submit anything you'd like advice on. If its a tad too personal to put in the reviews, PM me. And if you'd like, I'll put you under anonymous names, too. Of course, I'll make sure to sprinkle in some actual advice that I hope will help you. Except it will be coming from our favorite group of teenage heros: the Teen Titans!
~Abreu7~