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~ Rachel's Song ~
"I have a request," Rachel said, as Phoebe finished singing 'Smelly Cat'. "Can you sing this, please?"
"Sure, Rachel!" Phoebe replied brightly, taking the piece of notebook paper that the other woman was holding out to her.
Phoebe set the lyric paper on her knee so she could read it while she played her guitar.
"Ooh, Rachel wrote a song," Joey said excitedly to Chandler.
"I wonder what it's about," Chandler replied, sounding equally as enthusiastic about it.
Neither of them seemed to realize that their neighbor-across-the-hall had been quite irritated with the two of them lately. Of course, that would become very clear to them once Phoebe began to sing.
"You know sometimes you guys really suck,
I don't like your chicken or your duck,
Joey doesn't share food but he stole my cake,
Not mention all the stuff of mine you break..."
The song had more verses, but Phoebe never got to sing them, due to the miniature riot that broke out among her friends over the contents of Rachel's song.
~end~