A/N We the accused do not own Harry Potter. That honor goes to JK Rowling. We are a couple college students with way too much time on our hands.
-September 16 9:30 pm-
Bookworm79 has logged on
DragonBeast7 has logged on
Bookworm79: Hey, is anyone here?
DragonBeast7: what's up?
Bookworm79: Nothing much. I'm done with homework so I thought I would take a bit of a break.
DragonBeast7: how the hell are you done with all your work?
Bookworm79: Well, I like to be done ahead of time. That way I can be better prepared for what I learn in the future. Why, what's wrong with that?
DragonBeast7: you're weird.
Bookworm79: Just because you-whoever you are-don't like doing work doesn't mean I am weird! In the long run, my life will be better off for being diligent!
DragonBeast7: *scoffs* have you ever had fun in your life?
Bookworm79: Of course I have! I just also work! And who *scoffs*, anyways?
DragonBeast7: i scoff. who are you to stop me? and what was the last fun thing you did?
Bookworm79: I… I went for a walk! The weather's been really nice, lately...
DragonBeast7: a walk? really? that's your idea of fun?
Bookworm79: Well, what do you do for fun, then?
DragonBeast7: quidditch. occasionally I read. oh and terrorizing first years is always fun.
Bookworm79: Terrorizing first years? That's your idea of fun? At least I'm capable of enjoying myself without harassing others.
DragonBeast7: it's all good fun. just passing down the legacy that was passed to us in first year.
Bookworm79: Don't tell me you enjoyed that being done to you. so why would you do it to others?
DragonBeast7: tradition.
Bookworm79: I refuse to argue with an idiot like you.
DragonBeast7: not very pleasant are you? you're going to make a lot of enemies if you continue on like that.
Bookworm79: Is that supposed to be a threat?
DragonBeast7: take it as you will. you don't even know who I am.
Bookworm79: I'm sure I could figure it out if I wanted to.
DragonBeast7: oh really? go. right now. use your fantastic detective skills to find out who I am.
Bookworm79: Well, you've proven yourself to be callous, arrogant, and a bully. So you're probably a Slytherin.
DragonBeast7: alright.. and?
Bookworm79: A Slytherin with the username DragonBeast7… How original, Draco Malfoy.
DragonBeast7: uh-huh. and what if that is supposed to be misleading? slytherins aren't as stupid as you might be led to believe.
Bookworm79: But you're not as smart as you think either. Malfoy would never allow one of his minions to pretend to be him. He's too much of an arrogant ponce.
DragonBeast7: he doesn't need to know… and also, you seem to know a lot about him. have a crush? ;)
Bookworm79: I don't need to know him to know that he's a complete tosser! It's obvious to anyone who sees him. As if I would ever fancy someone as… as idiotic and arrogant as that!
DragonBeast7: you seem to be running out of adjectives, love. also let's see if i can find out who you are…. bookworm would seem to indicate ravenclaw... but you're way too uptight for that. hufflepuff perhaps? or…. oh ho ho. I know exactly who you are, Granger.
Bookworm79: So maybe you're not as stupid as you seem, Malfoy. But don't insult my intelligence. It's obvious you're him.
DragonBeast7: perhaps… it's really none of your business.
Bookworm79: Getting defensive, are you Malfoy?
DragonBeast7: i don't need to answer to a low life like you.
Bookworm79: And yet you continue to do so. I wonder why. Have a crush?
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Bookworm79: Couldn't come up with a good retort? That's all right. Hermione: 1, Ferret: 0.
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