Wrote by Ibrahim On 12-11-2010

The Hero of Grozania

Chapter 1:

Grozania. A town filled up with love and friendship.
It was about an unknown elf. They used to call him "Ibriha Salidaru". He was unknown outside the village of Grozania, but inside Grozania he was a local hero.
Ibriha was an elf of justice and he was respected.

"Ibriha, let's go to eat something!" Aragorn said.
"Sure, let's go" Ibriha replied.

They went inside a tent. A lot of food was ready to be eaten. It was not a problem since Ibriha and Aragorn were very hungry after a lot of work.

"I'll try to find Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf and the other friends" Aragorn said.
"Don't be too late".

Just after a few minutes Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Faramir, Elrond, Eomer, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry arrived. Aragorn walked over to Ibriha.

"Move your stinking hands from here" Aragorn said to Ibriha.

Everybody laughed.

"And you're almost filling up the whole tent with your fat stomach" Frodo said to Aragorn.
"Hey, don't talk you little ant. We almost can't see you" Aragorn said back to Frodo.
"Hey, Gimli. Why do you fart that much?" Legolas said.
"What! Don't say I'm farting you smelly elf ranger boy!" Gimli replied.
"Faramir. Eomer. Think fast!" Sam said to the two.

Sam jumped on Faramir's back and attacked him for fun. Pippin and Merry jumped on Eomer's back while holding his hair.
Everybody was laughing and having fun, but Elrond wanted to eat.

"STOP! Everybody, are u here to play games or to eat?" Elrond asked.
"You old straight head" Ibriha replied.

Everybody laughed. Elrond also laughed. They all sat down to eat.
They had finished eating. They were satisfied. Now they were going to war against an army of orcs marching against Rohan.
They were ready and up for killing some orcs. An army had already been organized in Rohan to fight against the army of orcs.
After some hours they arrived to Rohan. They saw the army of Rohan ready to fight against the army of orcs.
Rohan welcomed the army of Grozania. The two armies of men were friends and they were happy to fight together against the orcs.

"Now don't pee in your pants" Legolas said to Gimli.
"What! Don't shit in your pants" Gimli replied him.
"Hey, Frodo. Your feet smells like the shit of an orc" Gandalf said.
"So what if they do? Do you want to lick them clean? You old bastard" Frodo said back.
"Now don't be arrogant you stupid camel ass lickers" Ibriha, Aragorn and Elrond said.

They all laughed together. The orcs arrived and there should be a big war. Just after some few minutes the orcs marched against the men and started their attack.
The men were ready with their elf rangers.

"FIRE!" the commander yelled.

The arrows flew against the orcs and a lot of them died. The rangers ran behind the melee fighters. They were ready.

"ATTACK!" the commander yelled.

Gimli looked at Legolas and Ibriha.

"Now I'm going to show u smelly white shit boys how to fight like a real warrior". HALA RUMBLAAA!" Gimli yelled and started to attack.

Ibriha and Legolas laughed and started to attack right behind Gimli. The war had begun.