Please do not get angry at me for the amount of terrible encased in this piece of fiction.
"The Castle of Camelot has been suffering under some terrible spell regarding the type-talk of the modern world. –For Gaby Jones. "
Merlin stumbled into the King's quarters, deftly knocking at least five things to the ground. "Arfur I am magik"
Arthur Pendragon spun around at his entrance, "ha ha gud jok Merli"
"no arfur I am magik" Merlin told him.
King Arthur made a face at his friend.
"ew magik is gross!" He exclaimed.
"No its not!" Merlin growled. "I am magik."
"Magik is bad." Arthur told him sternly, waving a finger in front of Merlin's face.
"no arfur its not"
Arthur rolled his eyes in annoyance. "yes it is merli"
He would hear no more of this triviality. Arthur turned away.
"I save you lyf." said Merlin from behind him.
"ha ha gud jok merli!" Arthur replied.
"you are clotpole," Merlin told him.
Arthur didn't like that. "no im not merli! clean my boots!"
"I clean them wiv magik" Merlin snapped angrily, poking his tongue out at his king.
"ew magik is gross!" Arthur exclaimed.
Just then Morgana strolled angrily into the chamber. Her dark hair resting evilly on her evil shoulders of evil.
"magik is not gross I am evll"
Arthur was stunned.
"you are evll!" He cried. "sirlon kill mrgna!"
Morgana was not afraid. She stood tall and raised her hands, preparing to fight the knight.
"I will kill sirlon wiv magik!" She cried.
"ew magik is gross!" King Arthur exclaimed.
"oh my god no it not" Merlin replied exasperatedly.
"shud up merli"
Sir Leon rushed into the King's chamber, sword in hand. He looked around the room, caught sight of Morgana and charged. Morgana made one sweeping movement with her hand and the knight Sir Leon lay crumpled on the floor; his sword bouncing away and filling the room with an echoing clatter.
"ha ha," Morgana laughed. "I kill him wiv magik."
Arthur looked at his fallen friend in dismay.
"sirlon is dead!" He cried sadly.
Merlin, still angry at Arthur, picked up the dropped sword and twirled it in his hands.
"he is dead becoz you sed magik is gross." He told the king.
Arthur was not worried.
"No worri." He told Merlin.
Merlin was confused. "why no worri?"
Morgana was unhappy that she had caused no apparent pain.
"why no worri? I kill sirlon wiv magik!" She reminded him angrily.
"no worri." Arthur repeated. When the occupants of the room remained confused he continued, "Sirlon neva stays dead for more den one episode."
A collective sigh of understanding erupted around him.
"oh yeah." Merlin remembered. "Well I am magik."
"ew magik is gross."
THE END