Super Akane and Ranma Lane
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trusts me, you'll like this. and if you haven't noticed, i made it sound stupid on purpose. note: i like shampoo but i had to relate everybody into the story somehow.
disclaimers: i don't own; ranma 1/2, aquaman, superman, batman, wonderwoman, sailormoon, pokemon, or any other series i might have pulled into this twisted fic.
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It was another fine day at the Tendo-Gotham Dojo-City. Ranma Lane, the beautiful reporter, was on her day off when suddenly a giant cat with tenticles came from below him. "Hohoho! Hello, Princess Ranma of the Moon Kingdom! I am Queen Shampoo and I shall steal you Rainbow Crystal Thingie! Hohohohoho!" said the Queen Shampoo. "Oooooooh help! Help me!" said Ranma Lane.
"Do not worry, Loui-- I mean Ranma Lane! I, Super Akane with my trusty Robi-- I mean P-chan, the Pig Wonder, I shall destroy the evil Queen Bery-- I mean Shampoo!!!" said a voice. Ranma Lane's eyes twinkled as she blushed, "Oh! I am saved!"
Super Akane spoke, "With my trusty Golden Laso of Truth (wich I stole from Wonder Woman, HA!) I shall make the evil Queen Shampoo eat MoonDust!" So Super Akane, swirled the Golden Laso of Truth and hooked Queen Shampoo with it. "Now Pikachu! Use your death-defying Thunder Shock on the evil Queen Shampoo!" said Super Akane. But nobody did anything, "Ooops, I meant, P-chan, Pig Wonder, use your death-defying Thunder Shock on the evil Queen Shampoo!" At that, P-chan, Pig Wonder, used his death-defying Thunder Shock on the evil Queen Shampoo!
Ranma Lane blushed as the tentacles around her became dust and disappeared. She then ran up to Super Akane. As they were about to kiss, Super Akane with her underwater ability to speak to animals (which she took from Aquaman, HA!) heard a cry for help! 'aaaaaah, help me! i am but a wittle baby fishie wishie and the evil Mousse-Joker is going to eat me! oooooooh help!"
Super Akane ran off with Ranma Lane still in her arms and not realizing it. She hurried under water and went to the blind Mousse-Joker's underwater hideout thingie which was underwater. But she didn't realize that Ranma Lane, when splashed with cold water, became Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo!
Still not realizing what happened with Ranma Lane, Super Akane accidently dropped Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo, without noticing. As she crashed into Mousse-Joker's underwater hideout thingie which was underwater, a bunch of little ducks with glasses grabbed her. It was hen she realized, there was no real fishie wishie, it was trick to just trap her!
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ooooooooh, what will happen next? will super akane escape the clutches of the blind mouse-joker? will neo queen ranma of crystal tendo dojo be able to kiss super akane and marry her so she can become prince ranma of earth? find out next time, or maybe not.
-Umi
Akane: *irritated* do i LOOK like a boy?
Ranma: you?!? what about me? i BLUSHED! BLUSHED I SAY! BLUSHED!
Shampoo: Shampoo no like crazy lady! Shampoo no want to be evil queen shampoo!
P-chan: squee! squee!!! snort! squeek!
Akane: i agree p-chan!
Ranma: BLUSHED I SAY! BLUSHED!!! BLUSHED!!! SHE MADE ME BLUSH!!!
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trusts me, you'll like this. and if you haven't noticed, i made it sound stupid on purpose. note: i like shampoo but i had to relate everybody into the story somehow.
disclaimers: i don't own; ranma 1/2, aquaman, superman, batman, wonderwoman, sailormoon, pokemon, or any other series i might have pulled into this twisted fic.
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It was another fine day at the Tendo-Gotham Dojo-City. Ranma Lane, the beautiful reporter, was on her day off when suddenly a giant cat with tenticles came from below him. "Hohoho! Hello, Princess Ranma of the Moon Kingdom! I am Queen Shampoo and I shall steal you Rainbow Crystal Thingie! Hohohohoho!" said the Queen Shampoo. "Oooooooh help! Help me!" said Ranma Lane.
"Do not worry, Loui-- I mean Ranma Lane! I, Super Akane with my trusty Robi-- I mean P-chan, the Pig Wonder, I shall destroy the evil Queen Bery-- I mean Shampoo!!!" said a voice. Ranma Lane's eyes twinkled as she blushed, "Oh! I am saved!"
Super Akane spoke, "With my trusty Golden Laso of Truth (wich I stole from Wonder Woman, HA!) I shall make the evil Queen Shampoo eat MoonDust!" So Super Akane, swirled the Golden Laso of Truth and hooked Queen Shampoo with it. "Now Pikachu! Use your death-defying Thunder Shock on the evil Queen Shampoo!" said Super Akane. But nobody did anything, "Ooops, I meant, P-chan, Pig Wonder, use your death-defying Thunder Shock on the evil Queen Shampoo!" At that, P-chan, Pig Wonder, used his death-defying Thunder Shock on the evil Queen Shampoo!
Ranma Lane blushed as the tentacles around her became dust and disappeared. She then ran up to Super Akane. As they were about to kiss, Super Akane with her underwater ability to speak to animals (which she took from Aquaman, HA!) heard a cry for help! 'aaaaaah, help me! i am but a wittle baby fishie wishie and the evil Mousse-Joker is going to eat me! oooooooh help!"
Super Akane ran off with Ranma Lane still in her arms and not realizing it. She hurried under water and went to the blind Mousse-Joker's underwater hideout thingie which was underwater. But she didn't realize that Ranma Lane, when splashed with cold water, became Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo!
Still not realizing what happened with Ranma Lane, Super Akane accidently dropped Neo Queen Ranma of Crystal Tendo Dojo, without noticing. As she crashed into Mousse-Joker's underwater hideout thingie which was underwater, a bunch of little ducks with glasses grabbed her. It was hen she realized, there was no real fishie wishie, it was trick to just trap her!
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ooooooooh, what will happen next? will super akane escape the clutches of the blind mouse-joker? will neo queen ranma of crystal tendo dojo be able to kiss super akane and marry her so she can become prince ranma of earth? find out next time, or maybe not.
-Umi
Akane: *irritated* do i LOOK like a boy?
Ranma: you?!? what about me? i BLUSHED! BLUSHED I SAY! BLUSHED!
Shampoo: Shampoo no like crazy lady! Shampoo no want to be evil queen shampoo!
P-chan: squee! squee!!! snort! squeek!
Akane: i agree p-chan!
Ranma: BLUSHED I SAY! BLUSHED!!! BLUSHED!!! SHE MADE ME BLUSH!!!