Before you're able to sleep, Repo jumps on the bed and sprawls his body, leaving no room for you.
"Alright, buster," you threaten, "you can't occupy both parking spots. You got exactly 30 seconds to move your butt."
He looks up and gives you a smirk.
"I mean it."
He smiles at you.
"Don't make me get the bug spray."Repo buries his face onto a pillow and give you some puppy dog eyes as he shimmies his shoulder. You finally get the hint.
"You want a back massage?"
"Oh I wouldn't want to impose," he finally replies back as he rolls his shoulder. Giving you the most adorable and pitiful pout a mantis could offer and again with a cute abdomen wiggle.
"C'mon kitten."
Well, this is your life now. Massage a bug in order to get sleep. You parents must be so proud.
With a sigh, you walk around the bed and find a good spot to start. Repo makes himself even more comfortable as he stretched his limbs with a big grin on his face. Bastard. Mutant or not, one of these days you're going to really wail on him.Well, time to get down to business. First, you start with his neck and shoulders as he guides you with groans and mumbling.
"Up. A little to the left. Down-Oh, there! Right there." Repo is practically putty in your hands as he gives a small smile. Moaning as you massage his neck. Slowly, you start massaging his lower back and you see him flinch. He sharply turns around to give you a dirty look before lying back down. You must've hit a sore spot and you continue to massage him. This time with a lot more care as you watch his brows furrowed and soften with less pressure that you put on him. Then you reach his butt. This was a lot easier since, for some reason, he didn't wear pants. It could be his abdomen and the lack of actual hands or maybe he saw a chance and took it. You aren't sure whether you should touch his abdomen and with you elbow, you massage his left side, gently putting more pressure and sliding down, until he began to squirm.
"Ooooh. I felt something there."
"Yeah it's your sciatic nerve," you reply. "It connects to your legs. And I gotta tell you, it's pretty tense. You really gotta go easy on yourself. Repo work is one thing, but fighting turtles are another."
He scoffs at you before moaning again as you massage his leg. And then he jolts up.
"CRAP!"
"Don't you mean cramp? There's a big knot right here. Try not to move so much and relax."
Easier said than done as Repo buries his face in a pillow, you can hear him swear as you massage the knot, his claws were stiff and scratched the floor. You try not to laugh as he's telling you to go easy and not too hard. So dramatic, you're not even putting a lot of pressure on him. His body tenses up again as you ease the knot down his leg and massage his feet until Repo finally relaxes. You do the same for a couple of times and then switch over to the other leg. Luckily with no more cramps.
"Alright, you big buggy baby," you say while giving him a light slap on his abdomen. "Finished."With a groan, Repo gets up and stretches as and you watch him, hearing his body cracking and popping back into place before finally collapsing on the bed. He opens up his arm and gently wraps his claw around you. You try to play around and hold back against the temptation, but even when exhausted he was too strong. Finally you give in and he pulls you into a close hug, nuzzling your hair down to your neck.
"I owe you one, kitten."
"How about one now?"
"...later." He mumbles as he drifts into sleep. You gently wrap your arms around him and pet his hair before you also finally go to sleep. Well sort of, as Repo began to snore. Whatever you did, it was certainly magical as your unable to wake him up. Still, it was nice to have him hold you close.