Hey, I'm back!!! I know this is a really crappy idea, but it just wouldn't stop bugging me!!!

So, here you go!! Enjoy!!!


Mary's P.O.V.

"Mary, there's some mail for you!" Mum called from outside. I got up from bed and ran to the door. I love getting mail. It makes me feel special.

I took the envelope from her hands and looked at it. It was in a glossy gold envelope and the return address was the mayor's office. What the hell? This was either really good or really bad.

Dear Mary Christmas,

Congratulations! You have been randomly chosen to be in the Miss South Park Pageant! This is a competition where 25 teenage girls compete and the winner will represent Colorado in the Miss America Pageant!

Please bring a week's worth of clothes, a talent, a gown, a swimsuit, and a winning smile! A bus will pick you up tomorrow and then it's off to Denver! Good luck!

I closed the letter, smiling. Wow! A chance to compete in the pageant! I can't wait!


That day, 24 other girls recieved a similar letter in their mail. They all think they have what it takes to be Miss Colorado, but, of course, only one can be. The question is: who?


Yes, a shitty idea. Now, this won't be one of those fake smiles and pageant waves competition, because I know some of you hate that. I do too.

That cant happen, because this is South Park!!! Obviously, I dont need 25 oc's, but you may keep sending them in until I tell u u cant (yes i learned my lesson with And Things Just Got Weirder).

xXBeyondBirthdayXx, you do not have to send in Rhiannon, but I do need some more info about her!!! And, if u dont want her in dis story (i understand if you dont :( then u can request 2 not hav her in it.

No, this is not copied off of the Miss Cowbell Pageant ff.

Ok, Here's the oc format:

Name:

Age:

Talent:

Evening Gown (you don't have to send a description in, I can choose the dress for them if you want):

Personality:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Makeup:

Style:

Other:

Thank you!!!! That's all 4 now!!!