Revenge is Sweet
Rose was pissed. She was
confused, conflicted, scandalized, and wavering in her faith, but
first and foremost she was pissed off.
At him.
Whether by an act of God or a simple turn of fate, Rose found
that her new daily chore in the Church of Leto was to serve dinner to
the prisoners- namely, him. Edward Elric. The Full Metal Alchemist.
That bastard.
At first she had managed to
keep a straight face in his presence, but when he had the nerve to
grin at her like that with his mouth wide open ("Feed me!
Aaaannnn..."), she lost control.
Grabbing a roll
of bread from the tray, she turned and shoved it straight into his
mouth, effectively gagging him. Surprised, he blinked at her with
wide eyes. "Mmmrph?"
Her reply was simple:
"Shut up, you little midget."
His body
jerked with the blow. "Mmmrrmmmmph?!"
"Bean!
Third rate! Ignorant halfling!"
He kicked his
legs at her, and she moved away. This time she raised her voice.
"You're so short God has to look at you through a
microscope! Ants watch where they walk! You're smaller than the
tiniest brain cell!"
Ed looked about ready to
burst a blood vessel. He rattled his chains and screamed
incomprehensible, though no doubt dirty, shouts of complaint. But he
was utterly, completely helpless.
She liked that.
"You think you're so high and mighty, Mr. Alchemist?
Well my boyfriend is back now so HA to your little conspiracy theory!
Did you hear that? LITTLE!"
And before he could
react, she set the tray on the floor, well out of his reach, and left
the room.
She was feeling a lot better now.
Umm...responding to a review, I'd just like to say...please don't take this too seriously. This fic is pure crack. I'm well aware that Rose is OOC, and her current situation in the series. Besides, this fic is supposed to take place in episode 2- basically a "what if?" for that scene.
Aren't I allowed to have any fun?