AN: I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!

Did everyone miss me? No? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Okay then. Moving on.

So my ADHD kinda took over my mind again. Oh well. Let's see what happened this time.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, sadly. If I did we'd be on, like, season 15 by now. I also don't own any of the Psych quotes, which are in bold.

STORYTIME!

Everything was normal in Titan tower. Starfire was making some weird whatever-the-hell, Raven was reading, and Cyborg was, for some reason, trying to play chess with Beast boy.

"Okay, I'm going to take your pointy sad-faced guy for my horsey guy."Beast Boy said.

"Wait a minute, stop!" Cyborg interrupted. He pointed to the knight. "What is this piece called?"

"…I call him Dwight." Beast Boy said. Starfire left the room, probably to find Robin.

Cyborg shook his head. He pointed to the bishop. "And what's this piece called?"

"B.A. Baracus."

Starfire burst back into the room. "Has anyone seen Robin?"

"No."

"Nope."

"No."

Starfire looked worried. "Where could he have gone?"

Cyborg shrugged. "He's probably still in the Tower somewhere. Where did you look for him?"

"In the evidence room."

"Well, that's just one room in the whole Tower." Raven said. Beast Boy jumped up, eager to avoid another round of chess.

"I'll help you look for him."

Cyborg shrugged. "I'll check the roof."

(20 minutes later)

"Okay. This is the only place we haven't checked." Cyborg and the other three Titans stood in front of the basement door.

"Here we go."

They walked down the stairs in single-file until they reached the bottom. Cyborg turned on a dim light.

"Hello?"

"Robin?"

"Are you down here?"

"Guys, I don't think anyone's here." Beast Boy said.

"How sure are you?" Starfire asked.

"Fairly to pretty damn."

"Okay, so where do you think he is?" Raven asked.

"I don't know. Maybe he went for a walk or something."

"Fine. Let's go check around the city, see if anyone's seen him." Cyborg announced.

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"Have you seen this person?" they asked. The jogger shook his head.

"Next." Beast Boy announced. They walked across the street to another random civilian. This one was a woman wearing an obnoxious yellow color.

"Excuse me." Cyborg said politely. "Have you seen-"

"Hello, I'm Mindy. No, I don't have time to answer your questions. Bye." She turned her back to them.

Cyborg shot the other Titans a look that said:'What.'

"It won't take long. You see, we're trying to find our friend and-"

"I'm busy. Beat it."

"Alright then." Raven said, turning to leave.

Beast Boy turned back to the woman."Mindy, it's official: you've won bitchiest banana."

Now the woman turned around. "Dude, what is your glitch?"

"You're my glitch!"

"Please stop fighting pointlessly." Starfire interrupted. "We still need to find Robin."

"…Fine." The Titans walked away from the confused/rude woman and continued on their way.

They walked up to the next bystander. "Excuse me, have you seen this person?" Cyborg asked, holding up a picture of their missing friend.

The man stood up straighter. "Why, are they missing?"

"…No, we just wanted to know if you saw this person walking into this shop today. Yes, he's missing."

The man held out his hand. "I'm detective Mary Peterson, I work for the Jump City police department."

"Uh, we're the Titans."

"Yes, I know."

"Uh…" Beast Boy raised his hand like he wanted to ask a question, but Raven Gibbs-slapped him on the back of the head.

"No." She said bluntly.

Detective Mary looked confused. "Is there a problem?"

"He wants to know why your name is Mary." Raven answered.

"Well, my father's name was Mary and his father before him was named Mary and his father before him was named Craig."

"Uh…"

"Ah!" their new detective friend waved someone over. "Titans, this is my partner, Detective Craig Michaels."

The man gave them a short nod. "Hello."

"Their friend is missing." Mary supplied.

"Uh-huh." Craig mumbled.

The titans and the detectives stood there awkwardly.

"So…are we gonna go find Robin now?"

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The motley crew strolled into an empty car repair shop.

Detective Craig whistled sharply. "Yo! Anyone here?"

"Isn't this place abandoned?" Raven asked.

"Why would Robin be here?" Starfire questioned.

"A lot of people have been going missing around here. Thought it might be a good place to check."

"Anyone else feel like they're leading us to our deaths?" Cyborg mumbled. The girls nodded in agreement.

"Beast Boy?" Cyborg turned around. "Where'd he go?"

The detectives turned around. "What? You've lost another friend? Wow. This may all be just some huge plan to pick you guys off one by one and-" Detective Mary rambled.

The titans exchanged worried looks.

(ELSEWHERE)

Beast Boy didn't know how long he'd been out. He knew he hadn't been sedated, just hit really hard on the head. Which meant it was likely that whoever it was hadn't planned on kidnapping him, or they weren't professionals.

He could tell he was in the trunk of a car. It was pitch black, but he could tell that his hands were loosely tied behind his back. He had a sudden flashback.

"Yeah?" younger Beast Boy asked. Mento stood in front of a car with the trunk popped open.

"Now, Garfield, How do you escape when you're locked in the trunk of a car?" Mento asked.

Beast Boy looked at him quizzically. "When? Don't you mean IF, as in, like, maybe never?"

Mento shook his head, "Not today, kid, your survival training starts right now." He picked him up and dumped him in the open car trunk beside them, closing the lid on over him. Mento turned and saw Negative man standing behind him.

"It's okay, everything's fine; got the keys right here, just teaching Garfield a little survival technique, thank you." He turned back to the car. "Alright Garfield. Here's what you want to do. You want to feel for the brake light. It's right over there. You would kick it out."

The brake light suddenly popped out.

"I didn't say to actually do it, I said you WOULD do it!" he shook his head again. "Once the brake light is out, you can look out. Try to find any kind of landmarks that you can use to find your way back again."

Beast Boy easily kicked the brake light out. He turned until he could see outside.

Wow, they were really far, like at the outskirts of the city. He saw a lot of trees, maybe they were passing through a forest. Then he noticed a light blue shack at the edge of the road in front of the trees, which they passed by quickly.

TO BE CONTINUED.

AN: OH NO! Even I didn't know I was gonna write that. Seriously. Next chapter up tomorrow! Stay tuned! Review!