AU: Ok~! So, honestly I was bored and just decided to make one of these! Please don't shoot me! *looks over shoulder and sees Cat and Bunny loading their shotguns, sweatdropping and runs*
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THE INTERNET!
Jashin's_Angel = Hidan
$Money-Man$=Kakuzu
PiercingGod= Pein
Paper Angel=Konan
BANG-UN= Deidara
RedPuppet = Sasori
Big!Shark! =Kisame
~Red Eyes~ =Itachi
Man_Muncher =Zetsu
Good-Boy! = Tobi
TACLMITH = Madara
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Jashin's_Angel has logged on.
$Money-Man$ has logged on.
Jashin's_Angel: Aw fck, ur on 'Kuzu?
$Money-Man$: ...
Jashin's_Angel: wat? cat got ur tongue?
$Money-Man$: ...
Jashin's_Angel: wth man? why da fck won't u talk 2 me?
$Money-Man$: I would, but I can't understand a kami damned word you're saying.
Jashin's_Angel: rly?
BANG-UN has logged on
RedPuppet has logged on
Paper Angel has logged on
Jashin's_Angel: dude! blond fckr, 'kuzu can't understand meh!
BANG-UN: rly? wat isnt there 2 understand?
RedPuppet: So you can't understand him either?
$Money-Man$: nope. stupid new aged, text thing a mic jigs...
Big!Shark! has logged on
Jashin's_Angel: hey! It's fish fckr! Where's weasel fckr?
Big!Shark!: Ita's still sleeping~ I think I was a little hard on him last night~ *runs to get dango for the soon to be pissed off weasel*
Paper Angel: FINALLY! Some Yaoi!
$Money-Man$: Are you really that desperate for yaoi?
Paper Angel: ...Pein sold my yaoi books and my sercurity cameras broke...
BANG-UN: He sold ur yaoi? And he's still breathing?
Paper Angel: That's just bc he bought me a yaoi umbrella and membership to Yaoi online! *^.^
BANG-UN: that makes sense now...XD
Big!Shark!: Ok! I'm back!
~Red Eyes~ has logged on
Big! Shark!: crap.
~Red Eyes~ has updated status: "Can't go two steps without uke pain from my soon to be dead boyfriend"
Big!Shark!: Fck.
~Red Eyes~: Hello Kisa.
Big!Shark!: hi..?...
~Red Eyes~: Want something to eat?
Big!Shark!: umm...s-sure?...
~Red Eyes~: Good. I just made some fresh sushi and made your bed on the couch, the place you'll be sleeping for the next week.
Big!Shark!: =T.T=
Jashin's_Angel: Shark got PWNed!
~Red Eyes~: Hidan.
Jashin's_Angel: ya?
~Red Eyes~: Shut up.
BANG-UN: Somebody's a little pissed off...
~Red Eyes~: You have no idea...
PiercingGod has logged in
BANG-UN: Don't blame meh 4 the pain in ur ass from ur's and kisame's 'fun'!
PiercingGod has logged off
Paper Angel: Better go detraumatize him...
Paper Angel has logged off
Man_Muncher has logged in
Good-Boy! has logged in
TACLMITH has logged in
BANG-UN: Crap!
Good-Boy!: HI SEMPAII! ZETSU TAUGHT TOBI HOW TO USE THE COMPUTER!
BANG-UN has logged out
Good-Boy: AWW! SEMPAI RAN AWAY!
Man_Muncher: Tobi...You might want to turn off your Caps Lock...
Good-Boy!: like this zetsu?
Man_Muncher: much better...Dumbass...hey, don't be mean...
RedPuppet: Hey, now that I look at it, is your name compensating for something Kisame? You know what they say about big swords...It might be double for big names...
~Red Eyes~: Trust me. He's not compensating for ANYTHING.
Big!Shark!: =O/.\\\\\\\O=
RedPuppet: Dei...What are you doing in here? What are you- ooohhhh~~~
PiercingGod has logged in
Paper Angel has logged in
RedPuppet: oooh~ D-Dei~~
PiercingGod has changed status: "What. The. Hell"
PiercingGod has logged out
Paper Angel: YAOI HO~!
Paper Angel has logged out
RedPuppet: huh? Deidara was just giving my joints some more oil...ooh...n-now I have to go!
RedPuppet has been D/C
~Red Eyes~: I'm sorry but, what the hell does your name even mean Madara?
TACLMITH: This? Well duh, it means: Totally Awesome Clan Leader Madara In The House!
~Red Eyes~: ...wow.
Big!Shark!: ...no comment.
Good-Boy!: THAT'S BRILLIANT MADARA-NII-SAN! ^.^
TACLMITH: Thank you! Finally someone understands my brilliance!
PiercingGod has logged in
PiercingGod: ...is it over?
~Red Eyes~: For now
PiercingGod: Thank me...
TACLMITH: Is it really that bad?
PiercingGod: ...Is that you madara?
TACLMITH: You know what, hell with this name.
TACLMITH has changed name too: LonelyLover
LonelyLover: There? Happy?
Good-Boy!: aww~! Is Madara-Nii-San lonely?
~Red Eyes~: What was your first clue Tobi?
Big!Shark!: aw come on ita~ he's just trying to help
~Red Eyes~: What are you Kisame, his protector?
Big!Shark!: Maybe I am
~Red eyes~: Ok, so now what are you going to do everything for him?
Big!Shark!: Maybe I will, you obviously don't appeciate me!
~Red eyes~: what?...
Big!Shark!: Well, I try and make love to you but every time afterwards all you do is complain! Maybe if I just stopped then you wouldn't have a reason to complain!
~Red Eyes~: kisame...
Big!Shark!: You know what, screw this, I'm going out.
Big!Shark! has changed status from "In a relationship" to "Single"
Big!Shark! has logged off
~Red Eyes~: ...
LonelyLover: Are you ok Itachi?
~Red Eyes~: ...
~Red Eyes~ has changed status: "*cries*"
~Red Eyes~ has logged off
PiercingGod: wow...Konan is going to be upset when she hears about this as well...
Good-Boy!: Maybe we should check on Itachi-san...
LonelyLover: no...I can hear sobs from his room, I think he just wants to be alone...
Big!Shark! has logged on
Big!Shark!: hi...
Jashin's_Angel has logged on
$Money-Man$ has logged on
Jashin's_Angel: any1 wanna explain 2 me y weasel fcker is crying his eyes out?
Big!Shark!:W-What?
LonelyLover: Ya, Kisame broke up with him
Jashin's_Angel: Seriously? wat he do fish face?
Big!Shark!: Well...He would just always complain after we had sex...It was like he didn't want it anymore...
$Money-Man$: Kisame, he probably complains because he's sore
Jashin's_Angel: Ya! U don't no how fcking much it hurts after going through that!
Big!Shark!: so, wait, he doesn't hate me?
LonelyLover: ...Ok, after this we're going to be having one long talk about being a dumbass Kisame
Big!Shark!: gtg
Big!Shark! has changed status from "Single" to "Hopefully in a relationship"
Big!Shark! has logged off
Good-Boy!: You think Kisame-san can make things right Madara-nii-san?
LonelyLover: ...well, considering I'm hearing bumps, thumps and moans from next door, I'm pretty sure he fixed things up.
Good-Boy!: YAY!
Jashin's_Angel: O/.\\\O kuzuuu~~~! Stop that~!
$Money-Man$: Not a chance
$Money-Man$ has logged off
Jashin's_Angel has been D/C
Man_Muncher: Tobi~ Guess what time it is~?
Man_Muncher has logged off
Good-Boy!: YAY! FUN TI-
Good-Boy! has been D/C
LonelyLover: well...wow...
PiercingGod: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
PiercingGod has logged off
LonelyLover: ...
LonelyLover has logged off
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AU: Yup, stupid story. SORRY!