I got sidetracked when writing the next chapter for CAFÉ EVANS. It will be up one of these days. I had to rewrite it about five times because I kept getting stuck.

I managed to find Atsushi Okubo's blog (don't ask me how because I honestly don't know) and the next chapter for Soul Eater was released in Japan today. In another day or three chapter 70 should be up on OneManga.

Anyway, this was due to spontaneity and extreme boredom in class. Make note: All errors or completely on purpose. I almost cried when I typed up all of the errors.

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater.

Dear Peoples of the Universe and All That is Holey

by infidelityONcrank

Dear peoples of the universe and all that is holey,

This is Patricia Carrie Thompson... I think Carrie is my middle name...

You may have noticed that I am extremely happy ninty-three point six percent of the time and that I can be extremely dit... ditz... ditz... slow at times. But, in all reality, I am a very intelligentic person. I am not stupid or obsessed with giraffes like all of you make me.

I do love giraffes, yes, but that was one time! During a test! Get over it!

I love all amnimals. Birds, giraffes, rhinosiruses, pineapples, monkeys, Kid, my sock monkey, screwdrivers, puppies, kitties, monsters (especially the one in my closest that I named Mr. Scary Face), chickens, peacocks, rainbows, jellyfish, dinosaurs, lizards, camels, froggies, quoalas, mongeese, lemurs, mices, horsies, zebras, emus, skunkses, piggies, ferrets, potatoes, llamas, bears, dears, crows, chinchillas, impalas, raindears... I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on but I wouldn't, for your sake.

I like sake. It's my favorite alchoholic beverage...

Anyway, I love a lot of amnimals, not just giraffes. Remember that.

I mean, you guys make me sound like some obsessive giraffe lover. One time! That was all it took. One freaking time! ...You guys are lucky I can't touch you physically or else I'd go all kung fu and other Japanese words on your but.

I'm actually really good. I can take down Black Star.

By the way, while I'm on the sumject of my awesme fighting skills, I am not a trigger happy freak who likes watching things explode. I do like watching the fire of the explosion. So pretty... That was a one time deal, like the giraffe incident. I had five hundred things of Pixie Stix for breakfast. You caught me at a bad time.

We got that clear?

Good.

Sinserily,

Patti

P.S. By the way, Liz and Kid do not have a thing for each other! I just want to point that out. Both Liz and me have a mutual respect for Kid. Nothing else. Liz wanted me to tell all of you that.

I had to do this. It was funny. Again, errors were on purpose. It nearly killed me. Be happy.