You: Hello!
Stranger: Hey there!
You: Would you like a cupcake?
Stranger: Oh sure! That sounds great!
You: Alright then! here you go
Stranger: Thanks dude! -eats it in a few bites-
You: Hm...do you feel any...diffrent perhaps?
Stranger: -smiles- Hm? Should I?
You: Yes...problably because of the random rat poisonings i threw in but if your fine carry on!
Stranger: Ah.. Haha... What..?
You: Oh dont worry! If it didnt affect you right away you'll be fine dear!
Stranger: R-right... Gotcha... -starts backing away-
You: P-please dont leave! By the w-way might i inquire your name?
Stranger: Alfred...
You: Oh alright my name is Arthur...by the way you look alot like another friend of mine..
Stranger: Same here.
You: S-so um...would you mind staying for a cup of tea?
Stranger: It's not going to have rat poison in it, is it?
You: No.I promise
Stranger: Alright then. I'll stay.
You: So...tell me more about your friend whats he like?
Stranger: Well, he's grumpy, has a short temper and can't cook to save his life -laughs-
You: Heh Heh...he sounds awfully boring..
Stranger: Nah, he can be cool sometimes. What about your friend. What's he like?
You: Well...He's very mean,A vegitarian, and has this really big bat..its really menacing..
Stranger: Haha, sounds pretty freaky.
You: But..its odd he looks EXACTLY like you just slight diffrences in apperance
Stranger: Well a lot of people say that everyone has a twin somewhere in the world.
You: I think theres maybe another world...
Stranger: Woah, really? That would be so awesome!
You: Say...if i told you somthing shocking would you freak out...?
Stranger: Hm, depends on how shocking. I can usually handle anything. I'm a hero after all~
You: Well...Im from said "Other world" and there are tons of other opposites to people you might know..shocking enough alfie boy?
Stranger: That's so cool! So you're the other Arthur then?
You: I guess you could say that~ I wish their were more people like you in my world...
Stranger: There aren't any? Why?
You: Well..being complete opposites my Alfred is a bit more rowdy compared to you...you..sweet little thing~
Stranger: Heh... Oh hey, that must make Matty a real badass then, right? And makes France all grumpy?
You: Yes...sadly Matthew is quite the trouble maker..and Francis isnt all that nice either...
You: Id say he also wins the "Most neglective parent award."
Stranger: Haha, wow. That sounds like fun to me!
You: Really? hehe...Such a foolish boy!
Stranger: -shrugs and smiles-
You: You wouldnt last a minute~
Stranger: Ha! Course I would. I'm a hero! And heroes can survive anything
You: Remember when i said their more rowdy? They can also be quite murderous...
Stranger: Woah, crazy. That must be interesting to dral wiyh
Stranger: *deal with
You: Its actually very frightening sometimes but i learned to deal with it~
Stranger: Seems like it. But that must mean you're pretty crazy too. -laughs-
You: We all lost our sanity a long time ago Alfred...
Stranger: Oh, I see...
You: Well it rather late isnt it? wouldnt want your Arthur to get worried~
Stranger: Well, I guess. But he doesn't worry about me much.
You: Thats what he says but he's problably deathly worried...Besides i have some cleaning to do..
Stranger: Alright then. It was pretty cool meeting you.
You: See you then~
Stranger: I guess we'll have to have that tea some other time
Stranger: See ya.
You: Good bye alfy dear~