Disclaimer: I don't own Inu and Co.
A room full of black, of mourning and despair. I stood out like a sore thumb, I, standing there in a mass of darkness wearing a pair of tight red plaid pants and a white shirt which said "Dead people turn me on." it was specially picked out for today. I ran my tongue against the top of my mouth and mentally shivered at the pleasure caused by my tongue ring. My father came up to me and held out a prayer book and prayer beads, he had tears in his eyes.
"Son" he said to me...oh fuck, here it comes. "It's time you take on the family tradition. I want you to be the priest for this ceremony." He handed me the book and beads before finishing "Go say a few words son...make me proud."
"Okay Dad." I turned and walked towards the casket which held our dear family friend Mushin, that old drunk idiot. I looked down at his casket and then up to the ceiling before stating clearly, so that the whole room heard me. "Dear Buddha I wish this funeral was mine." Throwing the prayer book and beads into the casket I turned and left, ingoring the cries, gasps and screams of horrified people. I went for a walk around town, you know I hit on the women, went and shopped for a hot mini skirt, the usal. Hey before you say WHAT I'm not gay... I just have great legs. I paid for the skirt and went home, suffered through an hour or two of parental bitching "YOU DISHONOR THIS YOU DISHONOR THAT." Same old, same old and I went and jacked off till I fell asleep... It's a day in the life, you gotta love it.
I got up the next morning and got dressed, plaid mini skirt and a black tee shirt. Looking in the mirror I looked like a sexy boy that all the girls just want to fuck, hey get the thoughts of me being a cross dresser out of your head, we have better names for cross dressers like transvestites...No I'm kidding. I just like the way my butt looks.
I walked down the stairs and grabbed breakfast ingoring my mother's eyes turning into saucers.
"What are you wearing! Think of what people will say Miroku!"
"they can fuck themselves."
"We don't use that language in this house!" She glared up at me, her make up perfectly done and her hair and clothing done up in a modest way.
"Well I'm trying to be the new Marilyn Manson, I'm going for the shock factor mom, I'm going to be a star." I rolled my eyes and strode from the room a poptart half way stuffed down into my throat.
Walking to school was uneventful except I stopped to flash a elderly woman who was giving me a disapproving look.
Elsewhere
'I'm sick of this.' I thought to myself, sighing I pulled on my baby pink tee shirt and stared into the mirror. 'this is all I'll ever be, captain of the pep squad, a role model and I hate it.' I'm sick of being something I'm not, perfect daughter getting all good grades, I'm just faking it...This isn't me, this isn't who I am. I'm not a pink wearing, Pussycat Dolls loving happy go lucky girl. Actually, I'm more of the Kittie type, my favorite colors are silver and black and I'm kind of morbid, bitchy and snarky. Oh well, no use prying on it, I'm stuck putting on my mask. Lets see...' I applied my make up and brushed my hair before I left. On my way to the school I thought I saw a really hot guy lift up his mini skirt to flash a old woman...Must've been my imagination.
"SANGO!" I was tackled instantly, black clouding my vision "THERES A REALLY HOT GUY IN A MINI SKIRT WITH HOT LEGS AND HE HAS A SUPER TIGHT ASS!"
"Kagome...get the fuck off me. I can't breath!" My voice was muffled by her boobs...She's a C38...who ever knew a C cup could kill.
"Sorry" she said sitting up I just stared at her, before my attention was attracted to a pair of very toned, very muscular VERY bare male legs. I let my eyes travel up under his skirt and saw he was wearing- NOTHING! OH MY GOD! My face turned crimson and I could mentally see a smirk- no wait I could see a smirk.
"Huh glad you like what you see... and here I thought I'd get to see some hot lesbian action I could maybe join in on...oh well" and he was gone...he's probably the weridest guy I ever met...But he's the hottest guy too.
AuthorNote: Okay it's the first chapter, I know it's short but I wanted to write all about Miroku cause at the moment I'm really amused with him, ummm well I'll update soon beacuse I like this story so far lol I'm having fun. well review if you'd like too..I give cookies. YAY COOKIES! OH! and happy Samhein!