Beer and TV
A heartfelt sonnet by Homer Simpson

Homer loves TV and beer more then Bart.
Homer loves them more then anything else.
When Homer gets drunk, Duff beer plays its part.
Homer loves to drink beer so he can belch.

Homer watches TV in his jammies.
He lies on the couch and drools on his chin.
He gives the remote a big squeeze.
He watches TV with a stupid grin.

If Bart tries to take away the remote,
He says "Why you little..." and strangles him.
He chugs Duff beer down his big yellow throat.
He fills his stomach up to the brim.

If you touch Homer's Duff beer or TV,
He will give you a kick in the fanny!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!!!!!!