Well I never in a million years thought I'd do a song-fic but here I am! "Three Cool Cats" performed by The Beatles of Peter Best fame has become one of my favorite songs. I couldn't help but becoming obsessed with it. I became so obsessed I wanted to find out who these cool cats were and discovered this little story cooking in my head. The song is written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. I encourage you to listen to this timeless song on YouTube as you read my fic. Lyrics are provided by .
Three cool cats,
Ron Weasley smooths his hair back
three cool cats
Harry Potter sits next to Ron, hands behind his head
A-hung on the corner in a beat up car,
Neville Longbottom sits in the back looking bored
splitting up a nip of candy bar
Harry's just introduced them to Mars Bars
talking on about how sharp they are.
Ron's telling some joke
Three cool cats.
They all laugh
Three cool chicks
Hannah Longbottom is not in the best of moods
are walking down the street
They're all lugging shopping bags
swinging their hips,
They've been on the lookout
splitting up a bag of potato chips
It's all they've had for lunch
And three cool cats did three big flips.
"There they are!"
Three cool chicks
"Finally!" exclaims a distraught Hermione Weasley
Three cool chicks.
"Where the HELL have you been?" Ginny Potter yells
Well up popped that first cool cat,
Ron tries to smooth things over
He said: Man look at that!
"Well, hello ladies! Need a lift?"
Man, do you see what I see?
Harry just waves tentatively
Well I want that middle chick
Ron smiles/winces at his wife
I want that little chick.
Harry finally blubbers something
Hey man save one chick for me.
Neville clears his throat nervously
Well three cool chicks.
"Well pop the damn trunk, Ron!"
Three cool chicks.
They all load their cargo in
Well they looked like
Hermione shoves Ron to the middle
angels from up above
Ginny jumps into the back next to Hannah
and three cool cats
The boys try to explain all at once
really fell in love.
It's all for naught
But three cool chicks
The wives each stare down their husbands
made three fools out of
The boys shudder
three cool cats.
"Come on Hermione!"
Three cool cats.
"You girls were taking forever!"
Musical Interlude
The women don't say anything
But merely stare straight ahead
As Hermione starts the car
And begins driving home
Well up popped that first cool cat,
"So how was the shopping?"
He said: man look at that!
Ginny just shoots another glare
Man do you see what I see?
Harry gulps and looks at Ron
Well I want that middle chick,
Neville clears his throat at Hannah
I want that little chick.
Ginny kicks Harry's seat
Hey man, save one chick for me.
Hermione punches Ron in the arm
Three cool chicks.
Hannah smiles just a little
Three cool chicks.
Ginny can't help it either
They look like
Neville clears his throat again
angels from up above
all three of the girls burst out laughing
and three cool cats
The boys don't look too sure of themselves
really fell in love.
But they all smile nervously
And three cool chicks
The girls all laugh harder
made three fools out of
The boys are all relieved
three cool cats.
Ron smooths his hair back
Three cool cats.
Harry puts his hands behind his head
Three cool cats.
Neville looks bored again
THREE Cool catss.