Yo peeps I'm back! Hope you like this, methinks it'll be quite long.
Disclaimer: I don't own CSI:NY but man I really wish I did so I could sort out the crap that's going on right now.
Prologue
This was all such a long time, I wonder if there's any point in reliving it. Some of what I'm going to tell you was the worst part of my whole life. But most of it was the best. I'm sure you've all read so many stories that start off like this, and really I'm just a poet, but LBS suggested I write it down. We're so happy now, it won't do any harm. Maybe one day I'll tell Junior. Maybe.