I'm not the kind of girl
who should be rudely barging in
on a white veil occasion
but you are not the kind of boy
who should be marrying the wrong girl
I was on my way into the church Freddie told me he was getting married to Carly in; I was not invited by Carly because she was aware of the fact I had a crush on Freddie since I was in 9th grade. But how do I know about this you ask? Well Freddie told me that he was getting married and he wanted his 'best friend' to be there, so I came.
I sneak in and see your friends
and her snotty little family
all dressed in pastel
I sneak in the back door, and saw Spencer his best man, and Gibby his groom's man. I get hugs from Spence and Gibby; I get 'Get you could make it's' from everyone else. Aside from Spence all her family was acting all snotty; dressed in pastel. 'Grrrr' is all I could think.
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
somewhere back inside a room
wearing a gown shaped like a pastry
She is yelling at Missy her bridesmaid, and Wendy her maid of honor. 'Wow, that dress she is wearing really looks like a pastry' is what I thought when I saw her.
This is surely not
what you thought it would be
and I lose myself in a daydream
where I stand and say
I keep thinking 'this is surely not what he thought it would be' then I start to daydream.
Don't say yes, run away now Don't wait or say a single vow
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
You need to hear me out
When they said "speak now"
I daydreamt about when the pastor would say 'Speak Now'…
Daydream
"Speak now or forever hold you peace," The pastor said as Carly secretly sends daggers around the room. I slowly stand and say
"Don't say yes, run away now, I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the back door, don't wait or say a single vow, you need to hear me out." Carly just stares at me with her jaw on the floor.
Fond gestures are exchanged
"Sam? Sam, you in there?" I hand being waved in my face.
"Freddie?" I ask stating the obvious.
"Duh," He answered wrapping me in a hug.
"Hey, Frednub," I reply.
"Hey Princess Puckett," He greets.
"The march is about to start, you should probably go," I say sadly.
"I just wanted to say I'm glad you came," He said as he ran off.
And the organ starts to play And I am hiding in the curtains She floats down the aisle
A song that sounds like a death march
It seems that I was uninvited
By your lovely bride-to-be
Like a pageant queen.
But I know you wish it was me
you wish it was me (Don't cha?)
I knew Freddie wished it was me in that pastry shaped dress…or so I think.
Don't say yes, run away now Don't wait or say a single vow
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
You need to hear me out Don't say yes, run away now Don't wait or say a single vow Oh Oh Oh! (said speak now...)
When they said "speak now"
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
Your time is running out
When they said, "speak now"
I was freaking out about the wedding.
I hear the preacher say Horrified looks from
"Speak now or forever ho-old your pea-ea-ea-eace
There's the silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with shaking hands, all eyes on me
Everyone in the room
But I'm only looking at you.
I am not the kind of girl ( Ha! ) So don't say yes, run away now Don't wait or say a single vow
Who should be rudely barging in
On a white veil occasion
But you are NOT the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl!
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
You need to hear me out
When they, said, "speak, now"
I stand up with shaking hands, and everyone is staring like they just witnessed a murder…well they might soon.
"Freddork, you can't marry her… Don't say yes, run away now, I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the back door, don't wait or say a single vow, you need to hear me out, because I…I love you Freddie, I have since 9th grade," I say slowly and scared I was going to be murdered.
"S-Sam?" Carly shuddered at the sight and sound of me.
"Sam, I love you too," Freddie says slowly as he runs to meet me.
And you Say Baby, I didn't say my vows
Let's run away now
I'll meet you when
I'm out of my tux at the back door
So glad you were around when they said
"Speak now"
And we lived happily ever after.