I was watching ASiT (yet again) and considering Rufus 3000's peanut butter cookies, and then Drakken's peanut butter stickies, when suddenly this popped into my head. Please note that the recipe below is not real; I cribbed it from a Hershey's recipe for Chocolate Stickies.
Note: since initially posting this, a number of more-creative minds than mine have suggested improvements, so you may see it change a bit over time. Thanks in particular to MrDrP for pointing out that Drakken surely would have written this on an index card, or perhaps a stack thereof. PRT also noted the need for high-altitude, underwater, and zero-g variations - which I haven't actually done, but I acknowlege the utility.
Kim Possible and ancillary characters are property of Disney.
In piecing together one of Drakken's many destroyed lairs, Global Justice investigators came across the following on a singed index card. Items in italics represent hand-written insertions.
Dr. D's Peanut Butter Stickies
Ingredients:
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter or margarine, divided
3/4 cup packed light brown sugar
8 tablespoons peanut butter
5 teaspoons water
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup coarsely chopped nuts (optional)
2 cans (8 oz. each) Pop-Pop Porter's refrigerated quick crescent dinner rolls
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
Directions:
1. Heat oven to 350°F. If no kitchen in lair: standalone laser set to "toast" (wide beam).
2. Melt 6 tablespoons butter in small saucepan over low heat; add brown sugar, 6 tablespoons peanut butter, and water. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, just until mixture becomes smooth. If Shego in good mood, substitute one small plasma blast (no concussive force! Always, always wear apron).
3. Remove from heat; stir in vanilla. (Sonic annihilator on low. In case of sudden appearance by Kim Possible, banter to buy time. Under no circumstances allow her near appliances. Or ingredients. Or spoon.) Spoon about 1 teaspoonful mixture into each of 48 small muffin cups (1-3/4-inches in diameter). Sprinkle 1/2 teaspoon nuts, if desired, into each cup; set aside. (Note to self: prepare witty comeback for hurtful Possible remark like "eating nuts? Isn't that cannibalism?" and similar. Ooh. She thinks she's all that!)
4. Conclude banter; engage Kim Possible in battle.
5. If not in prison: Unroll dough; separate into 8 rectangles; firmly press perforations to seal. Melt remaining 2 tablespoons butter; brush over rectangles. Stir together granulated sugar and remaining 2 tablespoon peanut butter; spread over all rectangles. Starting at longer side, roll up each rectangle; pinch seams to seal. Cut each roll into 6 equal pieces. Press gently into prepared pans, cut-side down. (Step 5 all simple manual labor. Delegate to less-cretinous henchmen. Possible's goofy sidekick will probably pitch in.)
6. Bake 11 to 13 minutes or until light brown. Remove from oven; cool 30 seconds. Invert onto cookie sheet. Let stand 1 minute; remove pans. Serve warm or cool completely (freeze ray: "chill"). Watch out for likely Shego sass. No Peanut Butter Stickies for you, Shego!
Yield: 4 dozen small rolls. Quadruple recipe if sharing with henchmen. Stupid, gluttonous henchmen!