Ali: Hi guys! Okay, this has been, like, pestering me for two days, so I'll finally type it. And let me just say, I know a lot of people are doing the whole "Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji Truth or Dare" thing, but hear me out. This is going to be a lot of fun! The rules are a little different than the others, and I'll be supplying some dares, too. Not to mention I've dedicated it to the epic jasblue97! Just so you know, I did NOT steal her story. It's DIFFERENT, and I've already talked to her, and she's FINE with me doing this. Gosh. Okay, and to help me with this task, my beloved half-demon, Camille.
Cammie: *waves*
Ali: She's coming back and forth between the amazing jasblue97's Truth or Dare, so, yeah, she's got some experience now.
Cammie: Madam?
Ali: Hmm?
Cammie: None of the guests are here.
Ali: *looks around* Ah. Well, that could be a problem.
Cammie: I think I have an idea on how to get them here, though.
Ali: Really? Um, okay then. What is it?
Cammie: *whispers to Ali*
Ali: *evil grin* That sounds like an excellent idea, Camille!
Cammie: Thank you, my lady.
Ali: Alright, people, just wait one second while dear Cammie puts her plan into action.
Cammie: *bows and leaves room*
*TWENTY MINUTES LATER*
Ali: And that's how I got my hair caught in-
Cammie: *bursts in with an unconscious Ciel Phantomhive*
Ali: Oh, god, now this is starting to feel like a bad plan…
Ciel: *stirs and groans*
Ali: He's waking up!
Cammie: *puts Ciel in a chair* Make sure he doesn't fall off.
Ali: *looks toward Ciel* Um, okay?
Cammie: *races to window* They're coming, my Lady.
Ali: Excellent! *stands next to Ciel*
Cammie: *steps back as the door flies open, and a slightly annoyed Sebastian Michaelis, uninterested Grell Sutcliff, bored-looking Claude Faustus, a furious Elizabeth Middleford, and an excited Alois Trancy enter*
Ali: *shocked look* Wow… they showed up!
Elizabeth: *points at Ciel* Look, Sebastian!
Ciel: *opens eyes and sees everyone* Um, am I dead or something? Where are we?
Sebastian: It seems like you were captured by these two, Bocchan. *looks toward Camille and Ali*
Ali: *still sort of shocked*
Cammie: Bonjour, everyone. I'm sure my young mistress will return to us soon. Well, as of now, you all cannot leave. *slams door shut, then races to Ciel* Unless you want me to keep taking the young Earl, that is.
Sebastian: I'm surprised you're not worried I might try to kill you with a fork.
Cammie: You don't have the heart. Besides, I don't think your little Bocchan would want that.
Ali: *shakes awake* I honestly can't believe I got all of you people here! *eyes widen* Ciel Phantomhive is in the same room as me! *represses a squeal, and then clears throat* I mean, um, uh-
Alois: So, are you people trying to tell us we're trapped here or something?
Cammie: Yes, young Earl Trancy, you are.
Ali: And with that, welcome to Ali and Camille's Truth or Dare!
Ciel: *completely awake now* Wait. You kidnapped me, held the others captive, and smile about it, and it's all because you want us to play some game?
Ali: Yes. That is exactly what happened. *innocent eyes*
Ciel: I'm wondering why I'm not having Sebastian stab you with a fork.
Cammie: Because I wouldn't allow it. I can't eat without my precious Ali nearby.
Alois: So you're like Raven and Jasmine, right?
Ali: Exactly right, my creepy friend! And enough chit-chat, let's get this party started! *strikes a dramatic pose, but no music is heard* Huh. Camille! Get that fixed.
Cammie: Oui, madam. *runs out of room* Try it now!
Ali: Alright! *clears throat* Let's get this party started! *strikes a dramatic pose as music blares*
Cammie: *reenters room*
Ciel: What the hell is going on?
Ali: This is the open to our fabulous show! *looks around at everyone, who all have blank expressions* Oh, come on. You can't all just- never mind. *grumbles under breath about the fairness of the world.*
Cammie: I think you should introduce the rules, my lady.
Ali: *looks up* Oh yeah! I nearly forgot. All these *looks at the others* sour people really dragged me down. Okay, so, here we go. To help me with the rules, my wonderful friend, Vivian! (Her Pen Name is VivLuvsSebastian. She's gonna post the story we're co-writing, so check it out!)
Viv: *waves*
Ali: Okay, so, say you've just read another hilarious chapter of Ali and Cammie's Truth or Dare.
Viv: *mimes laughter*
Ali: Now you should send in your review, right?
Viv: *nods dramatically*
Ali: Alright, so, in your review, you'd put how amazing the story is, how hilarious the authoress is, and then you get to the dares.
Viv: *begins typing*
Ali: Here's what it could look like:
That was an amazing chapter! You are hilarious! Here's the dares.
Ciel: Dance like an idiot for five minutes!
Sebastian: Teach Ciel how to dance properly!
Alois: Restrain yourself from licking things!
Ali: And so on, and so forth. At the end of your truths/dares, you must include on back up dare that applies to everyone. If they don't so their dare, they'll do your backup dare.
Cammie: Try to make the backup dare even MORE embarrassing than the real dare. It'll make things much more, interesting.
Ali: Right! So, here's an example.
Backup dare: Alois may lick you… ANYWHERE!
Ali: Um… Viv? That may be a little too much. But hey, it's an example! I'll take it. So, in the next chapter, I would put your dares/reviews/funny stuff, and then I would forcibly, er, nicely get the lovely cast members to do them! So, Ciel?
Ciel: R-really? You're making us do your crazy dares!
Ali: Yes, yes I am *evil grin*
Ciel: Well, if I have the choice, I'd rather not get licked by him. *points to Alois* I have no clue where that tongue has been… *shudder*
Ali: Alright then. TO THE DANCE FLOOR!
*Five minutes later*
Ali/Camille: *laughing*
Ciel: I feel like an idiot. *sits down*
Sebastian: Not yet, Bocchan. *grabs Ciel and returns to the dance floor*
Ali: *recovering from laughter* And now Sebastian's dare.
*Twenty minutes later*
Grell: Oh, Bassie, why can't you teach me to dance like that? *strikes damsel in distress pose*
Ali: Shut it, Reaper.
Ciel: *sits, exhausted*
Sebastian: Well, young master, I'm very disappointed. You seem to have forgotten everything from out last set of lessons.
Elizabeth: Oh, don't be so harsh! *hugs Ciel* I thought it was lovely!
Ali: *strange look in eye*
Cammie: Lizzie, I wouldn't do that if I were you…
Elizabeth: Hm?
Ali: *shakes out of it* Oh, nothing! Alrighty, Alois!
Alois: How would I keep myself from the joy of licking things?
Ali: Easy. Camille?
Cammie: On it. *grabs Alois and pins him to the ground* You've been restrained.
Ali: And that wraps up that lovely example. Thanks, Vivian!
Viv: *waves*
Ali: So, that just about wraps up this chapter! You can truth/dare anyone here, me and my demon included… Sadly. Feel free to go as harshly as you want on these guys! Just, try to keep them PG-14. So, like, no actual sex. Lap dances? Strip poker? Making out? Second base? All fine by me! *evil grin* Okay, so, don't forget to review!
Ciel: HELP US!
That was our first episode! Please leave a comment with your truths and dares. Please don't forget the all around backup dare, and remember that Ali and Cammie will do any of your dares. I hope you enjoyed. Oh, and Viv? You can gimme your dares any time. I'll probably have you take on a chapter after a while XD Okay, ciao!
~Princess Isabella Flynn