Psychicfiredemoness: Well hello people!

Hiei: A bit cheery today aren't you?

Psychic: Well actually no.

Hiei: Then why are you happy sounding?

Psychic: /starts crying/

Sapphire: Nice going.

Psychic: Okay for all of you that read this before I've reformatted 'Folklore'.

Yusuke: Yes! Let Hiei's torture begin!

Hiei: What!?

Psychic: I own nothing.

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Chapter 1 Goldie Locks and the three bears

"Hiei get out there already!" Yusuke urged.

"No." Hiei replied.

Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other then shoved the Jaganshi out onto a stage with a forest background and a cottage. Hiei was in a curly blonde haired wig that was connected to a pink bonnet and was also in a pink frilly dress.

"Yusuke! Kuwabara! I'll kill you both you bastards!" He screamed tearing off his outfit and was in his normal garb.

"Psst! Hiei look at the cottage!" commanded a shorter blonde blue eyed fire demoness from behind the stage.

"Oh look a beautiful little cottage. It'll burn!" Hiei stated angrily with fire in his hands.

The blonde girl then threw a clipboard at him. Hiei rubbed the bump on his head.

"Fine! I'll go in the damn thing you bitch!" he growled muttering more profanities entering the cottage, "There Scorch! I'm in the damn cottage!"

He then kicked the babies chair making it break into several pieces.

"Stupid chair!" he yelled hopping up and down trying to baby his foot and accidentally kicked the leg of the table.

The table bent and he tripped over the remains of the smallest chair. The largest bowl of porridge fell on his head.

"It burns!" He yelled in pain.

Next fell the medium sized bowl of porridge.

"It's c-cold!" he groaned.

The smallest bowl began sliding down the table towards him. He jumped up with the pink bowl still on his head and stopped the bowl. Which broke open spilling the 'just right' porridge. He glared at it throwing the bowl of his head and kicking the table away.

"Why does this have to happen to me!? Why damnit why!?" he yelled.

Scorch threw a mug at his head.

"That's my line!" she fumed.

Hiei ran of stage and started strangling her until she passed out. Then walked back onto the set.

"All this destructions made me sleepy," he yawned walking up the stairs.

There were three beds. He laid on the babies which broke due to his weight. Then went to the next which started sucking him up like quicksand. He jumped up slicing it up until only dust remained. Then he went to the largest bead and lay down.

"Ah JUST right, feels JUST like a tree branch," he commented.

The bed then broke due to a termite infestation. The downstairs down then opened and Hiei got little dot eyes.

"Ak! Look at this place!" Botan cried.

"What the heck happened!?" Teen Koenma asked.

A baby then began crying.

"I'll put him to bed," Botan sighed starting up the stairs.

Hiei jumped out the window only to land on some random fan girl.

"Hi-chan!" she cried hugging onto his waist.

Hiei then threw her far, far away.

"That was interesting," Scorch and Yusuke stated.

End chapter

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Psychic: Well that's the first chapter.

Yusuke: /laughing/

Psychic: Well please review everyone.