"How Not To Offend Zoey"
Rated K+
Disclaimer: I apparently do not own Total Drama or it's characters. Oh, and not to mention anything associated with restaurants. Total Drama and it's characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, here's a little something I managed to come up with not to long ago. It may not be good, but I hope you'll enjoy what I have for you.
Mike stood very nervous for some reason. He was standing behind the boys cabin looking right at Zoey who was killing time painting her toe nails. It was clear that Mike had such a crush on the indie chick, but he couldn't let out his feelings for her because he was too shy.
"Okay Mike, you can do this." Mike thought to himself, "She's pretty, smart and everything you've asked for. I know you can do it..."
After a deep breath, Mike came up to her with the heart of a lion.
"Uh... hi, Zoey!" Mike chuckled nervously.
"Hey Mike," Zoey greeted him, "Beautiful afternoon, isn't it?"
"It sure is!" Mike chuckled yet again.
However, he was already lagging at this point. He really wanted to make that move so bad. So after mustering up all the courage he had, Mike came in for the kill.
"Hey Zoey, if it's not any trouble, can I asked you something?" Mike replied.
"Sure Mike, what is it?" Zoey's eyes bulged.
Obviously, Zoey's thoughts got to her.
"Oh crap," Zoey thought, "Is Mike really gonna ask me out? I think he's gonna ask me out! Oh my god, what if I'm not prepared?"
After another deep breath, Mike spoke out the words he wanted to say...
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"Are you the Wendy's mascot?" He said.
"HOW DARE YOU!" Zoey shouted angrily.
And then, Zoey knocked Mike out with a hard right. His fist managed to shatter Mike's jaw to pieces. How dare Mike offend her that way with that horrible statement!
Because of that, Zoey walked off, therefore leaving Mike to hold his face in pain.
"Okay, that didn't really go well at all..." He said to himself, cringing from that painful shot.
Apparently, he managed to learn one thing from this painful lesson:
It's that you should never, ever offend Zoey at all. Even if it means referring her to a famous mascot from a famous restaurant.
I know this wasn't my best, but hey, I just had to do it one way or the other. Now if you'll excuse me, it's chocolate frosty shake time! Make sure to leave feedback if ya can! ^_^