Me: Heh, thought of this story when I was in the middle of a piano lesson,

Beastboy,Robin, and starfire were seated at the table playing cards, Cyborg was working on his car, and Raven was trying to meditate and not yell at the other teen titans to shut up. " Jacks?" Beastboy asked. "Go fish!" Said the always-hyper alien. "Starfire, you do have a jack, your holding you cards backwards. The always-grinning Starfire went red and the game continued.

After about an hour of 'In your face!' or 'I'LL GET REVENGE' or 'You have to clean my room now!', and a bunch of pleading from Raven to quiet., Raven finally couldn't take it. "WILL YOU JUST BE QUIET PLEASE?" Raven yelled, exploding a lamp in the process. They all stared at her. Beastboy then saw this as an opportunity asked the bad speller) to challenge Raven to a game of war. "Sure, if you win against me in a game of war. If you win, we'll all go somewhere else, but if I win, me and the others have to think of a punishment" Raven thought for a sec. "Deal"

To save you from the boring game of war, (And this author barely knows Go Fish, so she doesn't know anything about war) lets just say, poor Raven wasn't in the goddesses favor. Beastboy creamed her, winning 3 out of 3.

"Oh no..." Moaned Raven as the other Teen Titans decided what she should do. "She should do the laundry!" Robin yelled at first. "She already does the laundry" Beastboy said. "How bout cleaning the kitchen?" "She already does that too." "Ok... Cleaning the T.V. room?" "She already does." "Roof?" "She already does" " Um, gym?" "she already does," "how bout-" Robin began to say when Starfire interrupted. "How bout she learns how to use the object with the white rocks and black rocks that makes sounds?" Starfire asked. The 2 boys looked her as if she had just come up with the cure for some deadly disease.

" Oh help..." Raven moaned in the T-Car with. She had tried to get out, but Starfire had buckled her down with straps even SHE couldn't get out of, so she was forced to await her terrible fate. So in the car she sat, barely noticing Cyborgs bad driving. Then the car stopped, in front of the destination,

THE PIANO TEACHERS HOUSE

Raven groaned as she got out of the car, thinking about making a dash for it, but Beastboy was right behind her, so that Idea was gone. She walked towards the house, feeling as if she was on the greenmile. And then, she was so close, she knocked the door and it slowly opened...

"Welcome! Welcome!" The lady said sady as she opened the door. She wore a Yellow spring dress, with a yellow longed sleeve shirt under it. Her hair was white from age, and on her earlobes she wore a ruby and diamond earring. Raven waved forlornly at the other Titans and walked in.

"Well, how much do you know of piano?" The woman asked. "Its useless" "Why did you come?" "They dared me." "Do you know any notes?" "No" "Well, we'll have to teach you," the lady said. "We?" Raven inquired. A toy poodle bounded toward the lady. "Aw little snugnms' How're you today?" The lady asked, picking the dog up in her arms. Raven winched in disgust. The lady started going to the piano room. "Oh, I'm Mrs Ladune. " She called back.

As Raven entered the room, she was actually pretty amazed. On the wall there was about every painting imaginable with a Piano, the floor looked about an acre large, and it was made of pure marble. But most amazing was the Piano.

It was made of pure gold, with diamond studs spelling out the name 'Ladune' on the front over the keys. There was a big bowl of petunias on the top, and a bunch of those little model thingies that have some guy, like Brahms, head sculpted on it and their name and when they were born and died, galore. "Anyway, I'll go get you a piano book," Mrs. Ladune said left the room. in a minute she returned with her poodle, who was named fluffy, following.

" This is a beginners book," Mrs Ladune said and opened it to the first page. On the page was a badly drawn illustration of a girl in a pink dress holding a basket with flowers that were dancing. In the middle of each flower was a letter, A - G. "Now, this note, " Ladune instructed, "Is the C," she said and pressed the C key down. Raven idly pressed a key down, which was not the C, but the a.

"YOU'RE DOING THAT ALL WRONG" Mrs Ludane yelled. "I thought I'm supposed to learn," "WELL YOU AREN'T TRYING TO" Mrs. Ludane yelled. "Fine, I'll try." Raven grumbled, and smashed her fist down on the C note. "BE CAREFUL WITH THE PIANO" Mrs Ludane cried. Raven rolled her eyes. Fluffy started growling at Raven and bit her leg. "Ow..." Raven groaned, trying to shake the dog off. "Fluffy, let go of the girls hand." Mrs Ludane yelled. Fluffy let go. "Thank you, but my name is Raven" Raven said.

"A young lady shouldn't have a name like that! Your name shall be... Rachel!" Mrs. Ludane said. "But I was named Raven" Raven argued back." But I shall call you Rachel." Mrs. Ludane said flatly, meaning the argument was over. About half an hour later, Raven knew all her notes, and owed Mrs. Ludane 5 new lamps. But finally there was knock at the door and another student came it. Raven ran outside and ran into the car as fast as a monkey being chased by a cheetah.

Speaking of monkeys... "So how was it?" Beastboy asked as the car went on. "I DON'T want to talk about it," Raven growled from under her hood. "Oh, then you can tell us about it next week then, " Cyborg yelled from the front of the car. "I THOUGHT I WAS ONLY GOING ONCE" Raven said. Everybody darted laughing, and Raven started Screaming.

Me: Ok, that's the end, unless someone wants me to continue... Issy the overly annoying faerie: I wouldn't get my hopes hie. Me: Puts the faerie in a jar me: I THINK YOU HAVE TO VISIT Balthazar, SOON.

Anyway, I don't hate Piano teachers or Piano, but face it, we all become close to screaming at some lessons...