Oh, and Did I Forget to Mention?

by openmeadow

This was the day that an unknown walnut tree appeared out of NoWhere. Warning: I will be posting chapters as the ideas come... in other words, very slowly. This is meant as a humorous and bizzare story, please open up and LAUGH!

1. Intro

Oh, and Did I Forget to Mention…?

"It's looking at me!" she shrieks, "It's looking at me!"

The card beside her tries to reason with her.

"But how can it? It has no eyes!"

Still staring transfixed at it, she points to two small nut-like eyes hanging from it.

"There! Don't you see? Those things are its eyes!"

"Well, I suppose you do have a point there."

"See? I told you it was looking at me!"

As time went on, more and more creatures join each other in staring at the strange object and repeating conversations similar to the one above among each other. This was the day that a walnut tree appeared out of NoWhere.

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Author's Note: More will come! This is only the intro. It WILL get more bizzare!!

Please tell me what you think! Please??