The "Potato" Fairy is a large German man, who wears a maid outfit. He is often seen flying by parasol, and shooting little children with his potato gun,

His peeve is the freeloader Cupid that always seems to follow him around like a pet.

He bears a grudge against the French, for they violate the rule; quoting "A potato is meant to be mashed, not sliced!"

Due to the fact that fairies do not exist, we believe this man is, in reality, just a vegetable crazed soul.