Fanboy And Chum Chum: Attack Of The Clowns
(A/N: This story is preceded by Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Phantom Mage. I will say flat out that it is recommended you read it before this, as there are things that won't make sense if you don't. In the summary here I've tried to sum it all up, but it may not be enough. Enjoy. The first chapter will be put up today as well, possibly. I'm not overly happy with the story, it seems too short, but I fix it as I go.)
The Phantom Mage (Summary)
An exchange program and teacher intern program launched in Galaxy Hills? Well, that's odd. At least someone is happy. Unfortunately for Kyle, that someone happens to be Sigmund. Bored and hounded by media, Sigmund decided he might as well. What better way to get to his rival? Meanwhile Lenny immediately recognizes the internship as an opportunity to take a break from Frosty Mart. It would all be well an dandy, no one could care less except Kyle, but Brenda has gone behind Poopatine's back and unexpectedly the janitor finds himself signed up to host the exchange student, and unhappy he forces Mufflin to sign up for the internship mentor. Guess who Mufflin is mentoring, and who Poopatine ends up stuck with.
What about on Kyle's end? As if dealing with his two ninnies wasn't trouble enough, Kyle's application to Milkweed has been accepted, but that's only step one. More needs to be done before he's in, and that more involves a parent teacher meeting and dinner with the family. Unfortunately, Kyle has no family with him. Brooding, he makes the mistake of angering Boog. In a desperate dash for safety he finds himself under the protection of the Janitor, and inspiration strikes. This is the solution to his problem, or so he thinks. He deems Poopatine his temporary father. He teaches the janitor some tricks so as to fool Flan, but Flan has no time for an interview. They'll have to wait a bit longer. That wait is what throws things out of control. The next day Sigmund arrives, and Kyle nearly has a heart attack! Kyle's fear is nothing to Sigmund's, though, when Sigmund put his feet on the desk and Poopatine's dirt alarm goes off. The encounter leaves the sorcerer shaken the rest of the day.
After school Kyle is slated for an interview, Sigmund slated to get his host teacher as well as do a parent teacher interview. Unfortunately, he has no parents to go with him. Poopatine arrives just as Flan is asking Sigmund about his absent parents, challenging him, and with a slip of the tongue from the boy, Poopatine finds himself acting as Sigmund's father. As if that isn't enough, Kyle bursts in, forcing their hand in covering up! The three are stuck in a predicament they never wanted to be in, and all at once Poopatine finds himself the father of two feuding brother's. Oh, and he happens to be Sigmund's host for the exchange. As if that isn't enough, Sigmund's been keeping something quiet. He's been getting threatening letters. Bonding as a 'family' is challenge after challenge, but the three soon grow accustomed to it. It's enough to get Flan fooled, but in the process Mr. Mufflin is pulled into the whole charade, and Lenny suspects something is up.
Later, as Kyle and Sigmund are on the way back from a movie, they're suddenly attacked by pursuers! They try magic, but the magic bounces off. There is a phantom mage aboard, and they don't know who! They take to the skies on a broom, but soon enough are knocked back down. Before they know it, they've been taken, dragged into the van. Sigmund orders Kyle to bite his attacker, however, and Kyle does so, managing to escape with his life, barely. Sigmund isn't as lucky.
Kyle is found unconscious on the ground by Mr. Mufflin, Lenny, Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Janitor Poopatine the next day. Dazed, he lets out a little too much info, and now Lenny, Fanboy, and Chum Chum believe that Poopatine is Kyle's father and Sigmund his brother! Worst of all, at this stage he can't even deny it. The group determine to go after Sigmund which leads to an all-out battle in a futuristic warehouse rave location straight from Star Wars. The group barely manages to escape before the place blows sky high! The Phantom Mage is nowhere to be found, nor is his second in command, a mysterious bearded man. They don't let that get to them, though, and they celebrate their victory.
Later that night at Kyle's house, Poopatine and the boys are on the roof looking up at the sky and talking. In the process, the most shocking thing Poopatine could have ever imagined to happen to him happens. The children admit to him, as they are almost asleep and unaware of what they're saying, that they wish Poopatine wouldn't go. Startled he doesn't know how to react, and he would never admit it but he doesn't want to leave them either. They want him to stay. He tells them he will, but really will he? Or will that be too far out of place?