Harley came to weakly her whole body aching and unable to move. She was hanging from the ceiling by her wrists her feet unable to touch the ground "W...What the? Where the hell am I? "she said moaning crossly.

"Harley Quinn or should I say Harleen Quinzelle? Your boss has been a real pain in the ass to me and I thought I should just send him a warning" Catwoman said angrily her face filled with rage and fury.

"Selina but WHY? I thought we were FRIENDS!" Harley cried wriggling about.

Catwoman clenched her fists "We WERE friends until you and your so called BOYFRIEND blew up that museum and DESTROYING a whole wing filled with feline artefacts!" she shrieked angrily.

Harley felt guilty "Selina I am REALLY sorry about that but it was Puddin's idea" she explained nervously.

"ENOUGH LIES!" Catwoman yelled "Your gonna pay so I got a friend to keep you company" she giggled and snapped her fingers.

From the shadows appeared The Joker's enemy The Creeper wearing his usual garb and grinning insanely making Harley afraid "Hello foxy lady!" He cried panting heavily at the sight of his favourite clown girl.

"No..NO anyone but HIM!" Harley shrieked wriggling like crazy to keep him away from her she even started kicking but he grabbed her leg.

"This is what I love about you baby you're so full of ENERGY!" The Creeper sniggered.

Catwoman smirked "First let's make you more pathetic" she said and yanked off Haley's hat causing her blonde hair to tumble down over her shoulders enticing the Creeper further. She then pulled off her mask and cleaned off the Make-up "There now your HARLEEN QUINZELLE again not that stupid clown bitch you PRETEND to be" she sneered and then leapt out the window "Have fun" she giggled escaping into the night.

"Well baby it's just us now" The Creeper chuckled grabbing rope from the floor and moving towards her.

"No...stay away from me...No...No...NOOOOO!" Harley screamed loudly her voice echoing through Gotham.

At fun factory

The Joker sat at his desk going over blueprints for his next scheme and editing them if he felt something was not right. He was drinking whisky to help him calm his nerves since he had been in a fight with Batman again and LOST and what was more Harley hadn't been there to welcome him home and cheer him up.

"Stupid Bat face always ruining my plans" Joker grumbled crossly when the phone rang "Now what?" He groaned.

"Joker are you there?" a very concerned Ivy said down the phone she sounded as if she was out of breath.

"Well if it isn't the weed you sound tired were you and Harvey at it again?" he teased and then burst out laughing.

"Very Funny!..." Ivy grumbled crossly as she had been called by Harley while she was having sex one time and knew she would never shut up about it.

"So Plant lady what can I do for you?" The Joker asked grinning widely.

"Its Selina she's gone after HARLEY for revenge and I'm pretty sure she'll do something that will hurt your pride as a guy now go find her!" Ivy yelled angrily.

The Joker stopped clowning around and became serious "Where was she last seen?" he asked coldly.

"Near the docks but hurry!" Ivy said sternly her voice filled with worry.

The Joker slammed down the phone "If that kinky cat bitch is going to go after MY Harley she's dug herself an EARLY grave in cat hell!" He snarled angrily and made his way to the weapons room.

meanwhile

Harley winced in disgust as The Creeper smooched her deeply intertwining his tongue into her mouth and then licked her face "Oh baby do you taste GOOD!" he cried licking his lips.

"You filthy rotten SHITFACE!" Harley spat trying to get the taste of The Creeper from her mouth angry tears filling her eyes "How DARE you kiss me!".

"What can I say your beauty LURES me in like prey to the Lion" he chuckled stroking her chest making her blush.

"GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME YOU PERV!" Harley shrieked jerking around.

The Creeper pulled out a pair of scissors and pulled at Harley's costume and made several slices in her outfit in the most embarrassing places enraging her further "Aw baby! wow you look even SEXIER!" he cried wolf whistling.

The Creeper had sliced cuts in her upper thigh leg areas, one near her lower groin area and one up through her stomach area, Her arms had small cuts here and there and her breasts had a cut straight across the front flashing her cleavage "I...am...a GENIUS!" The creeper said licking his lips deviously.

"YOU PERVERT! How DARE you wreck my suit do you know how much this thing COST more than your cheap tacky wardrobe buddy!" she yelled angrily. As she jerked about the rips got bigger angering her further so she stopped but she was close to tears ONLY her Puddin could so this sort of thing or at least see this much flesh.

The Creeper picked up camera "Got this from Cat babe she is SOO nice but your still my favourite sweetie" he chuckled and began taking pictures of the furious and helpless Harley.

"Puddin PLEASE save me!" Harley thought as tears filled her eyes. She hadn't said it but she felt ASHAMED and filthy being like this in front of another man.

Meanwhile

The Joker sped down the streets of Gotham in his car furiously he was not about to let some Latex clad bitch who was infatuated with cats touch HIS Harlequin. In the back he had brought guns of every kind and many of his tricks this time he was SERIOUS since he had received a letter from Catwoman from her beloved Isis.

"I'm coming Harley so just hold on baby" He thought to himself his mind filled with both worry and rage for her safety.