A/N this is a one chapter story if I want to update its chapters will be added to it later
I own Naruto
is what
I would
like to
say
but
I'm not
Kishimoto
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(Setting/Stage directions)
(we see an eighteen-year-old Naruto sitting in his room the day before his birthday)
'Well tomorrows the day that I've dreaded for so long'
(He decides its time to get out of bed before anyone gets any thoughts that he might be sick or depressed about something, which admittedly he was, but he wouldn't bother anyone with his problems)
(later at training ground 7 )
Naruto and his friends decided to have a battle royal to see if they had gotten better and to see who was the strongest. (mostly the guys now that Sasuke was back for a bit from his travels)
The battle starts out fine with everyone fighting anyone, the only thing is that Naruto can't use his Kyuubi/sage of six paths mode or sage mode and is limited to 3 clones at a time also no Rasen-shuriken, Sasuke can't use his Rennigan or Mangeyko only regular Sharingan, Sakura can't use her one thousand healing jutsu on herself to attack without problem, Shikamaru can't use shadow stitching, Ino can't use mind destruction jutsu, Choji can't use his giant butterfly mode' (or whatever its called) Shino can't let his beetles eat all of someone's chakra, Kiba can't use his 2 or 3 headed dog form, Hinata can't use a full power juken as it can kill, Lee can only use five out of eight of his gates, and Tenten is fine as long as she doesn't kill.
The battle royal commenced and finished rather quickly, turning from a battle royal to a one on one fight between Naruto and Sasuke, because of course, it would. However, Sasuke was wondering something the whole battle, 'What the fuck is bothering Naruto? He hasn't said a word this whole battle, I'm almost scared.', thought the slightly less arrogant Uchiha, thanks to Naruto who pulled the stick out of his ass.
(over with Naruto)
'Man I hope Sasuke gets pissed and I can fake an injury I don't want to deal with tomorrow.', thought the uncharacteristically silent blond. He smirked and put his mask back up as to not draw attention from the all-seeing eyes in front of him. He yelled out " Hey, you going to stare at me or fight I got all serious for this fight and you're not even trying.", 'That should do the trick he should come at me a bit harder, then I'll be like "Ohh no I was caught off guard", and henge my arm to be swollen and say I'm going to Bachan's to get it checked out, that's it, ill do that',
Naruto was pushed out of his thoughts as the very first solid blow of the whole battle landed and it hit him. As he got punched across the face by Sasuke, He took a moment to reassess the situation and started to fight seriously as soon as Sasuke landed a blow on his right side. he went flying. 'This is my chance!', he thought as he set up a quick solid henge to his arm. After he unceremoniously landing on his arm he rolled a bit for dramatic effect.
As he stood up the blonde exclaimed, "Is that all you got?!", while faking a wince, as it didn't really hurt. The moment he lifted his arm up everyone gasped at his broken arm. Naruto had just stood there completely oblivious to the broken arm.
He then looked down, then back up to meet his teammates gaze, and then rushed his head back down to look at his arm again, as if he had just realized it was like that, and his scream was unbelievable. Stopping abruptly he said plainly, " you know what it actually doesn't hurt all that much,", earning a sweat drop from everyone as he continued, ", well no offense Sakura-Chan but I'm going to go look for Tsunade-Bachan to see if she can fix this."
"Also Sasuke I guess this makes you the strongest by default, but ill be back to take my crown," he said as he walked off. The one thing on every ones' mind right now was, simply put as 'THE FUCK'. Sasuke let a little bit of his Uchiha pride show, but not a lot as he knew something was wrong. He saw some odd chakra around Naruto's arm and could feel something was wrong during the fight. To everyone else it was a feeling of slight terror as Naruto was the only one ever able to match up to Sasuke, while they know he already brought him back and showed him the light, however, if anything happened and right now Sasuke was the strongest and Naruto just let him take it, something was off for sure.
(with Naruto)
"Hey, Bachan I need to talk to you.",just then Tsunade shot her head up from the paperwork, that seems to follow her even after she gave the damn hat to Kakashi and since she was the lead medical ninja all the paperwork was now hers. "Huh oh Naruto it's you "she started groggily but woke up when she saw his arm "What happened Naruto" Naruto was confused in until he remembered the henge, quickly releasing the henge he told her the story and why he needed to talk to her and ask her for advice. "So to recap you need me to say that you need to be off duty for a while because of personal matters?", she stated more than asked
"Yes, Bachan I would like for you to do that", he stated with as much authority as a toddler "Well I will, but you have to tell me why," she inwardly smirked as she got to feel like a good grandmother/motherly figure for the boy and a therapist.
She set up privacy barriers and seals to give Naruto a sense of security; while also activating her new camera that was hidden for her to review notes or to gather information to present to the patient's peers to either guilt or rally them into helping. So Naruto reluctantly agreed to it a bit reluctantly. (considering that all of his beforehand ended with a mind alteration that only Inoich who died and Kurama who cares too much to ruin the boy know about. )
"Well let me start off with my problem and then I'll explain, I also apologize if I can't continue,", he stated,", my problem is I want to stay away from everything and everyone so that nothing happens tomorrow."
he paused before continuing "the reason is that every year something bad happens on my birthday, with the exception of 3 times, Only 3 times, my birthday hasn't been completely disastrous
let me show you from the beginning ", he stood up and by the looks of things, he prayed but was using sage art hand signs. Sage Art (Ying Yang release: memory projection jutsu)
(flashback 16 years ago)
(Tsunade looks around and sees her and Naruto and what looks like Konoha about a decade and a half ago )
"Umm, Naruto-Kun what is going on right now and why did the room change", Tsunade asked, fairly confused. "Oh sorry Bachan I'll explain everything later, but this is a sage jutsu that projects my memories like a flashback but with other people." with the look of confusion gone, she asked the next pressing question, "what are you going to show me?"