AUTHOR'S NOTE. MUST READ: Hey guys, this is my first ever story on fan fiction. Sorry if it sounds corny, or a little noob-ish. Also, if you have ideas, message me or e-mail me. I'm always up for a challenge so if you want a story, tell me and I'll try and make it as soon as possible. Thanks again, byes. P.s. This story is for all SasoDei fans :D Bye! -Kira Write
The door slammed shut and a pissed of Sasori stormed down the hall. His face was the color of his hair, a fiery red. His crimson eyes were full of anger. Why was he mad? Because someone was kind enough to put an explosive in his sandwich that when it was blown up, it would say 'art is brief!' Hmm, I wonder who that was?! Deidara of course.
As Sasori was stomping down the hall towards their shared room, Deidara was looking for a place to hide. He had checked everywhere, underneath the bed, in the closet, or even on the roof. But before Sasori had found him there, and knew those were the places he would go first.
So Deidara settled with the only thing he could come up with: He decided to try and play dumb. So he sat on the bed playing with some clay when Sasori burst through the room. "Deidara I'm going to hurt you so bad, you won't be able to sit for months!" He shouted from the doorway. But the blonde just looked up from the clay bird and looked at him with a confused expression.
"What's going on Danna? Why are you so mad at me un?" He said with a look of innocence. Sasori walked over to Deidara and leaned over him threateningly, "You know what you did, brat. The sandwich, I knew it was you. Don't play dumb, Deidara." Deidara knew that there was no way in hell he would get out of here without missing an arm or both. So he did what Deidara's know best, he ran for dear life.
He bolted out of the room and sprinted down the hallway. As he was almost out the door, he managed to run into Hidan.
Deidara's POV:
'Oh crap, Danna knows!' He ran down the hall managing to escape Sasori-Danna for a few moments. I was almost out the door, when who out of all people decide to stop me! Hidan. The albino's pinkish eyes stared into my blue ones. "Hey dumbass, convert to Jashinism already!" He practically shouted in my face. I shook my head and tried to move around him but he just shrugged and tripped me. "You fucking loss." He walked away, laughing to himself.
I lay sprawled out on the ground. I was about to get up when something curled around my leg…something metal…OH SHIT! Sasori-Danna's stomach cable was quickly dragging me back to our room. I was begging for Hidan's help but he just sat and laughed at me. Thanks Hidan, feeling the love. (A/N: Total and complete sarcasm was in that last statement.)
I was being dragged down the hallway, despite my attempts to claw at the floor. The wooden floor was cold as my shirt was lifted from being pulled. The old wood felt weird against my bare stomach, but I had other things to worry about…Like Sasori-Danna murdering me.