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WELCOME EVERYONE!=D
Just wanted to start off by saying that ... it is so nice to have
seen so many of the Samcedes shippers visiting our booth here
at The First Annual 'Glee-Shipping-Supporters'Conference! =D
Before we begin ... I just thought I should confess that -
just like with most of the other conference attendees here
- Samcedes also is my favorite couple … right after Kurtofsky!
[The '2 Jocks' (1-'sculpted' & 1-'chubby') finally get their
'2 Divas' (1-'sculpted' & 1-'chubby') – OH YES - that is
just too perfect to describe in any words and it is bound
to make anyone have to fully support the launching of
their absolutely perfect 'SHIPS (relationships) ! =D]
To be honest with you all - the Samcedes pairing truly surprised
me (almost as much as Dave's sexuality) -but- in looking back
at the show - I remembered that when Sam was introduced
to the Glee club he sort of glanced over in Kurt and 'Cedes
direction for a moment and (being desperate for Kurt to
find someone) I assumed that he was glancing up at Kurt
(and here, all the while Ryan Murphy had tricked me & was
actually charting to 'ship the voyage of the USS Samcedes).
Being the genius that he is ... Ryan Murphy (Hi Ryan
it's good to see you out here - we really appreciate
you stopping by - and yes, Ian - er, I mean uh, Mr.
Brennan - we are always very happy to see you too)
totally managed to capture me (hook, line and sinker)
with this matching and - like so many other people
- I am a member of the Samcedes 'SHIP crew. =D
By the way - here is a list of (in my opinion) the
BEST 'SHIPS to have ever set sail from Port-Glee:
** Kurtofsky (Kurt & Dave)
** Samcedes (Sam & 'Cedes)
** Finchel (Finn & Rachel)
** Artshine (Artie & Sunshine)
[Yes, Ian, I know it hasn't happened
… YET … but I feel like it just HAS TO.]
** Wilpril (Will & April)
Also, here some other 'SHIPS that I think may
have the potential to sail from Port-Glee include …
** (Quando) Quinn & Strando
[While I can't think of anyone for the other
jocks (like 'Azimio' or 'Anthony') yet (Azimio
is too silly and enjoys pranking people far too
much & Anthony is just too 'perfect' ... seriously,
he's like a straight, jock version of a bore – ooops
I mean to say … a 'boy' names Blaine ... to find a
'ship for them right now) - I am confident that the
no-nonsense, almost scary, Strando is probably
the only one who would not take Quinn's crap.
Also - if Azimio ever matures we can have him
and Anthony rival each other for 'Andrea Cohen'
(reigning queen & lead singer of 'Vocal Adenaline)] =D
** (St. Sylvester) Sue Sylvester & Jessie St. James
[Both hate Glee so much that it would
cause them to love each other more] =D
** (FigBerry) Principal Figgins & Emma Pillsberry
[Both are neurotic enough to live in bliss together
& their children would have such big, pretty eyes.] =D
** (Terraine) Blaine & Terri Schuester
[She clearly has an obsession for perfect
men with singing ability; lots of curls and
a well-known addiction to hair styling gel
- & Blaine is, more than likely, bisexual.
But, if it doesn't work out, maybe a bit of
'Tertin'(Terri & Dustin Goolsby) will.] =D
** (Carlby) Carl Howell & Shelby Corcoran
[A singing-dentist and a singing-coach … who
could ever possibly ask for or want more?] =D
** (Kennon) Shannon Beiste & Ken Tanaka
[Come on, admit it … you see this too, right?] ;D
** (BenBecky) Jacob Ben Israel & Becky Jackson
[Dear, precious Becky is the only one sweet
enough to be able to handle an oddball like
Jacob and get him to change his awful ways.
But … no … wait a minute… Becky means the
world to me … I could never curse her to being
stuck with a voyeuristic oddball like Ben Isreal.
Let's change that 'ship over to … that of 'Sureal'
(Suzy Pepper & Jacob Ben Israel) … oohh yeah
that definitely has a much better ring to it. ;-D]
Oh – and before I forget ... hey Ryan, there any truth
to the rumor that if / when Sam and Mercedes get
married and have their first child – the name they
choose will be 'JO N. EVANS' (a combination of
Jones and Evans) – no matter if it's a boy or girl?
Gee – I'm sorry, Ian – I didn't realize that you and the
show writers wanted it to remain a secret – ooops.
Well - anyway - thanks for listening to my welcome
speech everyone; have a great day; and we hope to
see you all again at the conference next year! =D
By the way …. I'm Jack …. Just Jack … -
but … I'm thinking of changing my name
to something more along the lines of Jo. =D
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