A/N: Look at me now! Here I go! Attempting to do the stupidest
bloopers for the best movie ever!
*The Geonosian Arena scene*
(ANAKIN rides the REEK down to the pole thingy that PADMé is on top of.)
ANAKIN: Jump!
PADMé: (while she is pulling at her torn apart outfit. Trying to pull it down to cover her tummy) Hold on! (mutters angrily) C'mon! Stretch!
ANAKIN: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT! Besides... you look hot!
PADMé: (bashfully) Really?...Well.. so do you!
(ANAKIN begins to blush, too, then shakes his head.)
ANAKIN: Maybe we could do this some other time....hon? PADMé jumps. Suddenly everything is in slow motion and she gets into a splits position and lands on the back of the REEK.)
PADMé: ow...(clutches her thighs in pain)
ANAKIN: Ahem!
PADMé: Oh, yeah. (she leans forward and gives him a peck on the cheek.)(whispers to herself) ow...
(They ride around for a while and all that good stuff, then they come up to OBI-WAN KENOBI. He jumps on. Then gives HER a peck on the cheek. A very replica of the one PADMé gave ANAKIN.)
PADMé: (slowly turns her head and stares at him incredulously)
OBI-WAN (innocently) What? I'm very happy to see you! (PADMé still stares.) Well, with the praying mantice thing about to kill me, then there you are and.... Uh... nevermind.
PADMé: mm-hm.(turns to ANAKIN) Now I know why you end up turning against him.
*The morning balcony scene*
ANAKIN(meditating): Ohhhhmmmm...Ohhhhhmmmmmm.
PADMé walks onto the set, err, I mean, balcony. She sees ANAKIN and cracks up at how stupid he looks.
ANAKIN: Don't go.
PADMé: I wasn't going to-
ANAKIN: (takes in a deep breath) Your presence is soothi- Ew! What is that smell?
PADMé: (irritated) Well, you try to bathe in those vulgar showers! I refuse to use them! I can't believe we actually PAID for this dump!
ANAKIN(disgusted): Ok, welllll, I'm done meditating. Ciao.(walks off set, dang! I meant balcony.)
PADMé: What about your Mother-
ANAKIN storms back on the stage
ANAKIN: Oh! So now you're gonna' insult my Mother, huh!?(ANAKIN shoves PADMé hard. PADMé falls over the rail.)
PADMé: AHHHHHHHH!! ( she's falling..falling...falling....and falling. She crashes down on her rear on the cement floor 1 foot below.)
PADMé: No! your lines! (softly) Ow...
ANAKIN takes out the script and studies it.
ANAKIN: Oh, Well, I have a problem then, 'cause I didn't have a dream about my Mom.
PADMé(or is it NATALIE now?):(dusts herself up as a crew dude pulls her up.) Oh, my aching bum!!
GEORGE LUCAS: Cut!! (mutters)Jeez.
*The scene where OBI-WAN and JANGO FETT first meet.*(I don't remember the exact lines so bear with me here!)
TAUN WE: JANGO, may I introduce OBI-WAN KENOBI.
( we see a curtain behind her. Suddenly out of no where, we hear a drum roll. Then OBI-WAN leaps out from behind the curtain with an adorable smile slapped on his face.)
OBI-WAN: Thank you, thank you very much!
(JANGO stares, not believeing what just happened.)
JANGO: DUDE!?
OBI-WAN: DU-UDE!
JANGO: (in a low voice) DU-U-UDE!
OBI-WAN: (louder) DU-U-U-UDE!
JANGO: DUDE!
QUINCER(a.k.a the autor):(Over their "dude"s) Ok, this is getting a little too weird, so we'll move onto another scene.
JANGO:DU-UDE!!!
The End......for now, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *COUGH COUGH COUGH*
*The Geonosian Arena scene*
(ANAKIN rides the REEK down to the pole thingy that PADMé is on top of.)
ANAKIN: Jump!
PADMé: (while she is pulling at her torn apart outfit. Trying to pull it down to cover her tummy) Hold on! (mutters angrily) C'mon! Stretch!
ANAKIN: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT! Besides... you look hot!
PADMé: (bashfully) Really?...Well.. so do you!
(ANAKIN begins to blush, too, then shakes his head.)
ANAKIN: Maybe we could do this some other time....hon? PADMé jumps. Suddenly everything is in slow motion and she gets into a splits position and lands on the back of the REEK.)
PADMé: ow...(clutches her thighs in pain)
ANAKIN: Ahem!
PADMé: Oh, yeah. (she leans forward and gives him a peck on the cheek.)(whispers to herself) ow...
(They ride around for a while and all that good stuff, then they come up to OBI-WAN KENOBI. He jumps on. Then gives HER a peck on the cheek. A very replica of the one PADMé gave ANAKIN.)
PADMé: (slowly turns her head and stares at him incredulously)
OBI-WAN (innocently) What? I'm very happy to see you! (PADMé still stares.) Well, with the praying mantice thing about to kill me, then there you are and.... Uh... nevermind.
PADMé: mm-hm.(turns to ANAKIN) Now I know why you end up turning against him.
*The morning balcony scene*
ANAKIN(meditating): Ohhhhmmmm...Ohhhhhmmmmmm.
PADMé walks onto the set, err, I mean, balcony. She sees ANAKIN and cracks up at how stupid he looks.
ANAKIN: Don't go.
PADMé: I wasn't going to-
ANAKIN: (takes in a deep breath) Your presence is soothi- Ew! What is that smell?
PADMé: (irritated) Well, you try to bathe in those vulgar showers! I refuse to use them! I can't believe we actually PAID for this dump!
ANAKIN(disgusted): Ok, welllll, I'm done meditating. Ciao.(walks off set, dang! I meant balcony.)
PADMé: What about your Mother-
ANAKIN storms back on the stage
ANAKIN: Oh! So now you're gonna' insult my Mother, huh!?(ANAKIN shoves PADMé hard. PADMé falls over the rail.)
PADMé: AHHHHHHHH!! ( she's falling..falling...falling....and falling. She crashes down on her rear on the cement floor 1 foot below.)
PADMé: No! your lines! (softly) Ow...
ANAKIN takes out the script and studies it.
ANAKIN: Oh, Well, I have a problem then, 'cause I didn't have a dream about my Mom.
PADMé(or is it NATALIE now?):(dusts herself up as a crew dude pulls her up.) Oh, my aching bum!!
GEORGE LUCAS: Cut!! (mutters)Jeez.
*The scene where OBI-WAN and JANGO FETT first meet.*(I don't remember the exact lines so bear with me here!)
TAUN WE: JANGO, may I introduce OBI-WAN KENOBI.
( we see a curtain behind her. Suddenly out of no where, we hear a drum roll. Then OBI-WAN leaps out from behind the curtain with an adorable smile slapped on his face.)
OBI-WAN: Thank you, thank you very much!
(JANGO stares, not believeing what just happened.)
JANGO: DUDE!?
OBI-WAN: DU-UDE!
JANGO: (in a low voice) DU-U-UDE!
OBI-WAN: (louder) DU-U-U-UDE!
JANGO: DUDE!
QUINCER(a.k.a the autor):(Over their "dude"s) Ok, this is getting a little too weird, so we'll move onto another scene.
JANGO:DU-UDE!!!
The End......for now, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *COUGH COUGH COUGH*