The Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour 4: Four Doofuses and a Fairy Baby
Note: This story happens before Planet Sheen
Chapter 1
"So bored!" Timmy moaned. The ten-year-old laid sprawled out on his bed. By his bed were his toy box, an unfinished jigsaw puzzle, and his basketball. "I'm bored, bored, bored, BORED! I'm board out of my…I'm bored out of my…"
"Gourd!" Poof finished. "Gourd, gourd, gourd!" Timmy eyed his happy god brother, who was finishing the unfinished puzzle, and then looked back at the ceiling.
"Yes!" Timmy said. "I'm so board that I don't care if I got the saying right; that's how bored I am. Bored, bored, bored!"
"Why don't you play video games?" Wanda suggested. "You like to do those."
"No. I played all the games a million times already! They get boring after a while."
"Oh, why don't you watch TV?"
"Nothing interesting is on."
"Why don't you do your homework?"
"I did it already." Before Wanda could add to it, Timmy beat her to it. "And I'm NOT going over it, so don't ask! I already did it, that's plenty enough for me!"
"We can look for snakes." Cosmo jumped in. "Lizards, bugs, dead frogs…dragons?"
"No, no, no, definently not, and dragons don't exist."
"But Snowball does!"
"That's because you made her up. It's like that drawing game, you draw it and they come to life."
"But when we went to the time of King Arthur and Merlin, there was a dragon then! How do you explain that?" Timmy hesitated for a moment.
"You got me there."
"Yay, all right; I got Timmy! Whoo-hoo!"
"Why don't you look at birds or nature outside?" Wanda asked. "Or simply read? Those'll kill time."
"Wanda." Timmy eyed her. "Please don't tease me. If I wasn't so bored, I would so laugh about now." He fixed his eyes back on the ceiling, and started fumbling with his fingers.
"Come on guys; we got to do something!" He told them. "Think!"
"How about we go somewhere?" Cosmo suggested. He then poofed in a portal. On it was an image of the inside of a mattress store. Timmy eyed it from his bed, still fumbling with his fingers. "We can go to Mattress King."
"No." Timmy answered meekly.
"Oh, okay." Next popped up an image of a donut shop.
"Donut City U.S.A?"
"No."
Images kept flashing on the portal of possible places to go to.
"Cave-Men Era? Dino Land? The Middle Ages? Wet Willy's Amusement Park? A Laundromat?" Timmy got his basketball off the floor next to him, and threw it up and down.
"No, no, no, no, no, and no."
"Well," Wanda said. "While, you are deciding, I'm going to poof me up a chocolate ice cream cone." She poofed it up, and smacked her lips.
"MMMM," She said. "Looks delicious; I can't wait to eat it!" Timmy looked at it. For some reason, it reminded him of something or someone; but who? Cosmo regained his energy, and showed some more suggestions.
"Skate down a pyramid in Egypt?" Timmy looked bored, and up at the ceiling again. He played with the basketball again.
"No."
"Snowboard?"
"How can we snowboard? It's Spring!"
"Oh, right. How about go to Retroville?" Timmy then froze. He let the ball bounce off of his chest, and onto the ground. He jumped off his bed, and ran towards the portal. He stopped and looked at it. The images showed places in Retroville like Retroville Park, Retroland, the Candy Bar, and downtown Retroville.
"That's it!" Timmy cried happily. "That's what we'll do!" He looked at his godparents. "Guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Uh, that you're thinking of something?" Cosmo guessed. "And we should really get ice cream like Wanda and all go to Dino Land?"
"No; we should go to Retroville where Jimmy lives; I haven't seen him in a long time, too busy with Poof and stuff. I wonder if he still remembers me. The last time we saw him was when we built that robot, Shirley."
"And you two had to stop him from making mass chaos!" Cosmo said.
"Uh, right!"
"Jimmy will be so glad to see you Timmy." Wanda told him.
"Yeah, and plus, this is Poof's first time seeing Jimmy and Retroville; it'll be a brand new experience for him!" Wanda smiled, as she glanced at her baby.
"Yeah, a brand new experience for my cute little boy. What a thrill it'll be for him." She slurped her ice cream some more. Timmy went over to the fairy baby, and rubbed his head. Poof laughed cutely.
"I bet you can't wait to see Jimmy, can you Poof?"
"Jimmy, Jimmy!" The baby said.
"Aw look, he even knows his name already!" Poof then wriggled his arms and arms excitedly.
"Well, it's not far off from 'Timmy'." Wanda reminded him. Poof bounced around the whole room, hitting each wall.
"Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!"
"So cute!" Wanda observed. She grabbed a hold of her happy baby when he came near.
"Poof," Timmy told his god brother. "Prepare to be amazed; we're going to Retroville!"
"Ret..Ret..Ra!" Poof cheered, not able to pronounce the name.
"Well you can't expect him to learn how to say the words correctly all the time." Timmy said. "He is just a baby after all."
"Well at least he's trying." Wanda added. "That is all that matters."
"Retroville," Timmy continued. "here we come!"
"Yay!" Cosmo cheered. Wanda poofed up a trash can, threw her popsicle in it, and poofed it away. The four of them jumped into the portal.
The portal dropped them in front of The Candy Bar and disappeared.
"Well Poof," Timmy explained. "Welcome to Retroville, home to where my friend Jimmy Neutron resides…and also his friends who I forgot their names, but welcome to Retroville anyways. You'll have fun here Poof."
"Poof, poof!" The baby happily wriggled in his mom's arms.
"Aw, how cute." Timmy then turned around. "Right this way, and the tour will begin; follow me!" He marched away. His fairies followed.
It wasn't long before they all heard a familiar voice, calling out for them.
"Timmy!" The voice called. "Timmy, is that you?" Timmy and his fairies turned to see who it was. It was Jimmy, followed by Carl and Sheen.
"Hey T man!" Sheen said. "Glad to see you again."
"Hi Jimmy!" Timmy greeted his friends as they stopped in front of him. He glanced at Carl and Sheen. "And uh…"
"Sheen and Carl!" Sheen blurted out. Carl looked at him, madly.
"Hey!" He snapped. "I was going to introduce ourselves! But instead of saying Sheen and Carl, I was going to put it as Carl and Sheen."
"What's the difference?"
"I don't know, okay?"
"Well at least he knows our names, then there's no problem is there?"
"I guess not." Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen looked at Poof.
"Uh Timmy." Jimmy said. "Who's this?"
"Aw, it's a fairy baby!" Carl cooed. "How cute!" Poof laughed and smiled.
"This is Poof." Timmy told them. "He's Cosmo and Wanda's son."
"Cool!" Sheen said. "Now I can call him the P man!"
"What are you doing in Retroville?" Jimmy asked.
"Oh nothing." Timmy said. "Nothing but show Poof the awesomest place on Earth!"
"What the heck are we standing around here for? Come on, with Carl, Sheen, and I, we can give you the grand tour. Let's start at The Candy Bar since we're here." So Timmy and his fairies followed Jimmy and friends into the bar.
"Hey Sam!" Jimmy greeted the owner of the bar. He was cleaning a glass with a towel.
"Hey Jimmy!" Sam said back. "How are my favorite customers doing?"
"Pretty darn good actually." Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen jumped on the bar chairs. Sheen spun on his.
"Cosmo!" He said, spinning. "You got to try this; it's awesome man! Whoo-hoo!"
"Coming!" Cosmo said as he flew and sat on a spinning chair. He spun on it, having a great time. "You're right; this is a blast! Wanda, Timmy, Poof, join us; it'll be fun!" He and Sheen laughed as they kept spinning.
"That's okay." Wanda told her husband. "Poof and I will pass; we don't want to throw up."
"Suit yourself!" He resumed spinning.
"Who's this cute fellow?" Sam asked about Poof.
"That's Poof." Wanda answered. "Our little pride and joy."
"Well, he's welcome here any time." Sam said. "I just love babies." He played with the baby's chin. "You're excited to be here, aren't you?" He then baby talked to him. "Aren't you, aren't you?" Poof just laughed.
"Okay," Sam said, paying his attention back to the kids. "What'll it be?"
"Vanilla." Timmy answered.
"Vanilla!" Cosmo piped up, still spinning.
"I'll have chocolate." Wanda told him.
"We'll join you and have ice cream as well." Jimmy said. "Because you know what they say, I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"
"Sounds like a plan!" Timmy said to him.
"Ice cream again?" Sheen wanted to know, and then pumped his fist in the air. "YES, BONUS! I love you Jimmy!" Jimmy looked at his spinning friend.
"Why thank you Sheen." He paid attention back on Timmy and his fairies.
"Cosmo!" Carl shouted as the fairy gained speed. "You're going too fast! Slow down or you are going to…" Too late, the fairy spun so fast that he flew into the wall next to the entrance, making a large hole in it. "crash." Cosmo wriggled his feet, trying to get free, but couldn't. Cindy, Nick, and Libby then walked in. They saw Cosmo's butt sticking out in the wall. Cindy and Libby looked disgusted. Nick had his helmet and was holding his skateboard.
"Now that is just not right." Libby said. Her friend agreed with a nod. She, Cindy, and Nick went to the counter.
"Hey Nick, Libby, and Cindy." Jimmy greeted them.
"Hey Neutron." Cindy said, not looking at him. Sheen rushed up to Libby.
"Hi Libby!" He bowed to her. "May I say that you look rather nice today?"
"Oh, why thank you Sheen." She said. She then noticed Poof. "And who is this cutie?"
"Libby, you know my name." Sheen said. "It's Sheen Estevez, remember?" Libby looked disgusted by him as he was going in for a kiss.
"Not you, him!" Libby and Cindy rushed to get a closer look at the fairy baby. Sheen almost lost his balance.
"Isn't he just the sweetest thing you ever saw Libbs?" Cindy asked.
"He sure is, girlfriend!" Libby agreed with her friend. "I think I'm in love!" Sheen cheered up.
"You are?" He piped up. Libby looked at him.
"Not you!" She looked back at Poof. "With this baby." Sheen looked disappointed again. Libby played with the baby's chin.
"Gooche, cooche, goo!" She baby talked. Poof laughed. The two girls took turns playing with his chin.
"Another invention, Neutron?" Nick asked him.
"Nope!" Jimmy reassured him. "This is my pal Timmy's god brother." Nick looked at the happy floating baby.
"Cool! I wonder if he wants to skateboard."
"He can." Jimmy said. "When he's old enough and with his mother's permission. But right now, we're taking him a grand tour of all of Retroville!"
"Sounds cool. May I tag along?" Nick unstrapped his helmet and put that and his skateboard by an empty table in the corner. He rejoined the gang when done.
"Sure! More the merrier, right Timmy?" He looked at Timmy.
"Uh…" Timmy stuttered. "Sure, why not?"
"And I'm sure Cindy and Libby will want to accompany us." He looked at Cindy. "Right Cindy?"
Cindy didn't look at him, her eyes still on the baby.
"Oh sure Neutron." She said. "Whatever you say."
"I thought you might." Sam then came back with the ice creams.
"We'll go after you are all done eating." So the fairies and Timmy got onto their stools. Cosmo (who unstuck himself) flew to his. They ate, the rest of the kids ordered, and when their's came, all of them ate their ice cream and sundaes until they were all gone.
When they were done, they cleaned their faces with their napkins (After all of the boys burped. Wanda helped Poof along with Timmy and Cosmo).
"Well, let's show Poof the city." Jimmy announced, getting down from his stool, and heading for the exit. "Come on; there's plenty to see, and a little amount of time."
Everybody got down from their stools, and followed him out the door. Nick grabbed his helmet, and his skateboard.
"Bye kids and um…weird things with wings!" Sam called after them. "Be safe! Have a fun time!"
"Bye Sam!" The kids and fairies except Poof hollered back.
"Poof, poof!" Poof said. Sam got back to cleaning cups and dishes with the towel when they were all gone.
"Such nice kids." He said. "Cute baby too."
Jimmy and his friends showed Poof all over Retroville. They showed him Goddard (who licked him all over which made the baby laugh and also gave him a ride on his back), Retroland, Cindy's dog Humphrey, all of the kids' houses, Nick even showed Poof how to skateboard (Safely, and by begging Wanda), their school, and the rest of Downtown Retroville.
It was nighttime when they finished.
"Okay," Wanda told all of them. "It's late, time for Poof to go to bed." Poof yawned, and flew over and landed in his mother's hands. The baby fell fast asleep.
"Awwww!" Cindy admired. "He's so cute when he's asleep!"
"Am I cute when I sleep?" Sheen asked. The two girls looked at him.
"Uh, you snore and yell 'Ultralord' when you sleep." Libby told him. "So, I have to give that answer a big fat zero." Sheen looked disappointed again, and kicked a can with his foot.
Wanda made the can hover with her wand in her free hand, and dumped it in the trash can.
"It was so nice seeing you all again." Jimmy said to Timmy.
"Thanks!" Timmy responded. "It was nice seeing you again too. Well, bye!"
"Bye!" All of the Retoville kids said at the same time, and waved goodbye.
"Your baby was cute!" Carl added.
"Why, thanks!" Wanda said back. They all were waving too. "Bye!"
"Bye!" Timmy and his fairies said. Timmy whispered something to Wanda. With a poof, a portal appeared with an image of the Turners' house back in Dimmsdale. She got a hold of Poof again.
They all kept waving and saying goodbye. Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda while holding onto Poof jumped into the portal.
"Remember Ultralord!" Sheen shouted, but the portal had already disappeared.
When it was peaceful again, all of them departed for their homes.
"I sure hope that baby returns." Cindy said.
"That baby was so adorable!" Libby agreed, walking with her friend. "It was almost as cute as a puppy or a kitten!"
"Yeah." They then gossiped about other stuff.
"So Jimmy," Carl said to him.
"Yeah Carl?" Jimmy asked.
"Uh, will we ever see that baby again?"
"Who knows? Poof's family may return someday for a visit I'm sure, but only time can tell gentlemen; only time will tell."
When they were back in the room, Timmy went to his toy box, and got out his paddleball, and started playing with it. Cosmo watched as the ball bounced back and forth. "You're really good at that!" Cosmo observed.
"Why thank you Cosmo." Timmy said. "I need to beat my high score of 99 in a row."
"Wow!" The ball just kept bouncing off the paddle, and when it fell, Timmy tried again by starting over.
Poof opened one eye to see if the portal was still there. It was and showed an image of Retroville. He smiled to himself, and then fell back asleep in his mother's arms.
While the boys were occupied, Wanda poofed herself and Poof into the fishbowl as goldfish, and Wanda swam into the castle and went to Poof's room. There she put Poof in his crib, tucked him into the purple covers, and kissed his forehead.
"Goodnight my sweet prince." She spoke softly. "Don't let the bedbugs bite." She poofed off the lights, and flew out of the room and castle to check on Timmy and Cosmo. Poof yawned.
The baby slowly opened one eye, closed it, and then opened the other eye. No one was in the room but him; he opened both eyes, yawned again and got up. The baby flew out of his room, swam for the surface, and poofed out into his normal self.
He saw his mom and dad watching his older god brother playing with his paddleball. He slowly flew over, making sure they didn't see him. They never glanced up; their eyes were glued to Timmy at play with the paddleball. Poof sighed with relief, and continued to fly towards the portal.
He gazed at it in awe. There it was; Retroville, the place where he met up with Jimmy and his friends.
Poof looked to see if anyone was watching, but they weren't. They were still paying attention to Timmy. The baby looked back at the portal.
He was curious, and there's no stopping a curious baby, this one in particular. He flew closer, and went in.
Wanda looked up, and noticed the portal still was on.
"Hey!" She said, flying towards it. "The portal's still on." She gave an angry glare at her god child. "Timmy!"
"97, 98, 99…" He counted.
"TIMMY!" The ball fell off the paddle.
"Aw man!" He said, and then glared at Wanda. "Wanda, look at what you made me do; now I have to start all over. I was so close too." He looked back, and started over.
"1, 2, 3, 4…"
"Not until you wish this portal away." The ball fell off again. He looked at Wanda again.
"Wanda!" Timmy looked back at the ball, and was about to start over.
"Timmy!" Timmy sighed.
"Fine! I wish the portal away."
"And?" Timmy looked irritated.
"Please?" He said in an irritating manner.
"Sure thing kiddo!" And with that, Wanda lifted her wand, it lit up, and the portal vanished.
"Can I continue…please?"
"You can resume." Timmy paid his attention back at the paddleball, and resumed bouncing.
In Retroville, Poof noticed the portal back to Dimmsdale vanish.
"Poof?" he wondered out loud.
The fairy baby was now trapped in another universe.
