If Girls Came With Instructions
AN;I kinda got bored so enjoy
The door of 2J as Kendall walked in rubbing his sore cheek, James looked up and said "Jo slapped ya, huh?" and his blond best friend nodded "Yeah and she won't tell me what I said"
"What did SHE say?"
"She asked me if the jeans she was wearing made her look fat and I said not too much then she called me a jackass then she slapped me so hard I literally saw stars and I think I have a headache", after his rant, Kendall flopped onto the couch and groaned. Carlos sat the right side up and said "Wouldn't it be cool if chicks came with instruction manuals?"
"Hey yeah! I bet it'd be a 5000 page manual" smiled James
"The first page would be HANDLE WITH EXTRA CARE!"
"Or USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
"Numbe 1:LOVE TENDERLY,2:HUG OFTEN,3:CHERISH FOREVER,4:TREAT KINDLY!"
"CONTENTS MAY EXPLODE AT ANY GIVEN MINUTE!"
"GUYS, I get it! Can you stop now?" groaned Kendall covering his face with his hands but his two friends jabbered on like there's no tomorrow then later the blond said "Girls should really come with manuals
I know that sucked but i was bored,R&R