Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Note: Okay, so I'm started a collection of one-shots. Each one does not have any relation to the others. Ergo collection of one-shots. They shall all start with "And So" and will be SasuSaku and awfully fluffy!
And So They Kissed
"Hello Sasuke-kun." Sakura greeted while sauntering into the hospital room, not making eye contact for they were already occupied with the clip board in her hand.
"Aa." Sasuke answered as he watched her come towards him.
"Oh, what happened to you?" Sakura asked, shocked, since she had just observed his appearance.
"I just got back from a mission in the Mist country." He stated blankly while looking behind her. Apparently, something very interesting must have been on the wall behind her for he couldn't take his eyes off of it.
Too bad she didn't know that he was only doing that because he couldn't bear to look at his teammate. Because of her pink hair? Because of her emerald eyes? Because of her all too bright personality that Uchiha's shun? No, not any of these silly reasons.
You see, Sasuke has become very…hormonal since his return to Konoha a year ago. He was a bit late in growing usual boy instincts, and as soon as he returned, they began to work, much to his disadvantage. Or so he thought.
Yes, if it weren't for his horny self, he wouldn't care that he had a perfect view of Sakura's chest at the moment. He wouldn't notice how wonderful and curvy she looked in her nurse outfit. He wouldn't feel how soft her hair was as it lightly caressed his face. He wouldn't see how supple her touch is as she places her chakra-filled hands onto his bare chest. He wouldn't have flushed from the smile she was giving him.
Oh, and he definitely wouldn't have kissed her. Yup, that's for certain. But, you see, Sasuke is hormonally driven. And therefore, he is kissing her.
Kissing.
Well, they got past the kissing a few minutes ago. Now, said teenage boy has lifted the pink-haired kunoichi up, onto his lap in the hospital bed and jamming his tongue into her mouth.
Sakura eagerly responds while running her hands through his ebony locks. She was surprised – of course. Because seriously, how many times does Sasuke Uchiha start making out with a random girl healing him?
Well, let me rephrase that. Sakura isn't some random girl. She's his teammate and his closest friend, oh and the dobe too. And he says in his mind, over and over again, that kissing her doesn't mean anything. He just wants some action. He is a teenage boy after all. And Sakura is a pretty teenage girl. What's the matter with that?
Um, everything, but they don't realize it. They'll probably never realize it in this moment of pure bliss as they kiss away. Well, now it's more like groping, but I shall not get into that.
"Uchiha Sasuke, what are you doing?" Tsunade screamed while storming into the room. That sure got those two teenagers attention. "You left her on a freaking bench and you think you have the right to be feeling her up right now! You have no right!"
"No, Tsunade-sama, its-"
"Stop it Sakura! What this Uchiha is doing is getting you ready to be his baby-maker! As a feminist, I shall not tolerate such things! She is a human being. A wonderful one who shall not be used like this!"
"I-" Sasuke tried.
"And you, what are you doing? Trying to suck off her face? Jeez, she needs to breath for goodness sakes! I'm sorry that she's not as talented as you Uchiha's, but she, like the rest of the freaking world, needs to take a break!"
"Um," Sakura started, but then closed her mouth, not sure what to say.
"We have training tomorrow afternoon Sakura, don't be late." And with that, Tsunade walked away, probably to go have some sake. Although, it's quite evident that she's already drank enough of that beverage.
"You're doing fine. J-just stay in the hospital for a few more days and you'll be alright. J-ja ne." Sakura stuttered, and then bolted out of the door.
Sasuke, still hormonal, watching her retreating back – yeah right – and wished that for once, she wouldn't have left.
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Ugh, it's been three freakin' weeks and she hasn't come to visit me. Sasuke inwardly complained while having a staring contest with the tomato in his hand.
"Teme, what did you do to Sakura-chan?" Naruto asks his best friend who is sitting across the table from him.
"What do you mean?" Sasuke asked, although he already knew. He just didn't want to talk about it.
"Well, whenever I mention you, she gets all stiff, and whenever I say that we should all train together or even go out to get ramen, she refuses. It means that you must have done something. So tell me, what did ya do?"
"I didn't do anything."
"Sure." Naruto answered while rolling his eyes dramatically. "Just fix everything, okay?" Sasuke just nodded, then got up from the table, put down some money on the table, gave a quick wave to Naruto and left.
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"Why hello Sakura." Kakashi greeted while smiling at his former student.
"Hello Kakashi-sensei. How are you?" Sakura asked while smiling, walking toward her apartment.
"I'm well. I've heard from Naruto that you haven't been doing so well lately." Sakura let out a long sigh.
"Ugh, Naruto will be Naruto, spreading rumors and gossip all around, butting into people's business. I'm fine, don't worry."
"I don't know how fine you must be since Naruto said that it involves Sasuke, and as far as I'm concerned, anything that makes you upset involving Sasuke is monumentally bad."
"Didn't I just say that I hate people butting into my business?" Sakura asked angrily, for it was true. She wanted to be left alone and just forget about her little kiss with Sasuke. She was too embarrassed to see him again and just planned on avoiding him for the rest of her life. Sakura's quite sure that he'll never seek her out, for he doesn't do that sort of thing, so she's safe.
"Why yes you did Sakura."
"Shouldn't you be reading porn?"
"Shouldn't you be asking Sasuke for dates?"
"Kakashi, you know I'm not like that anymore. I've gotten over my little crush on Sasuke-kun a while ago. It wasn't even a crush. More like an infatuation."
"But you still call him Sasuke-kun?"
"Yeah, but out of respect! And this doesn't have anything to do with anything! I'm fine, so will you just leave me alone." She turned around, ready to walk away.
"You know, he keeps asking about you." This turned her back around to her sensei.
"He does?"
"Yup. Yesterday, he asked me if you were sick. He does care very deeply about you." Okay, so Kakashi was half lying. It was true that Sasuke asked about her yesterday and her health, but he's not sure how much Sasuke cares for his teammate.
"Well, tell him I'm fine, okay? I just, um, don't want to see him right now."
"You haven't seen him for over a month now. Just tell me what's wrong!"
"Fine! Damnit! Sasuke and I kissed like, three weeks ago when he was at the hospital and I was his nurse and we made out for like five minutes, passionately, but then, Tsunade came in and ruined the freakin' moment and now I'm petrified to talk to him!" Kakashi, along with others who happened to be in the waiting room of the hospital at the moment, stared at the pink-haired medic.
"Was he a good kisser?"
"Damn!" Sakura screamed, and then rushed out of the hospital to go to her house, where she knows that she'll be safe from pestering people.
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Sakura walked into her small apartment and went over to the kitchen to make herself some tea.
Once she was done with that, she grabbed a good book and walked into her room, crawled under the covers and began to read her romance novel.
Suddenly, she heard her window opening and she quickly grabbed the kunai she kept under her pillow, heading toward the window.
"Sasuke-kun?" She questioned once she saw that said boy was outside her window at the moment. She dropped the weapon in her dainty hand dramatically and stared wide-eyed at the onyx haired boy.
"What are you doing here?"
"Just let me in."
"No."
"Ugh, Sakura." He broke the window with a punch, and then walked in.
"What the hell?"
"I need to talk to you."
"Well, there are such things as phones, heck, even doors! What person comes into their teammate's house – who happens to not be happy with them at the moment – through a window at ten at night while giving said friend a heart attack?"
"Why did you leave?"
"What?"
"Why did you leave?"
"Why did you leave?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You're mad at me because I left you in the hospital after you – rudely might I add – kissed me serendipitously, but I should be mad at you for leaving me three years ago! On a bench! You left everyone. Now we're even!"
"I didn't want you to leave."
"Wow, really? Well neither did I!" Sakura began tearing now, for she never really did get to yell at Sasuke for leaving.
"Well, I-I'm, sorry, okay. I'm sorry." She stared flabbergasted at the man she once loved. Heck, who is she trying to fool. The man that she did love.
"W-why did you kiss me?"
"Because I wanted to."
"That's not a good answer!"
"Because, well, ugh!" Before Sakura could yell at him for an answer yet again, Sasuke forcefully placed his lips on hers. She was stunned at first, but soon responded just like she did weeks before.
And as Sakura and Sasuke shared a most wondrous kiss, Sakura realized that she'd never get Sasuke to admit to anything, especially why he had kissed her the other day. But somehow, that was okay with her.
He did kiss her again.
He did seek her out.
He did care.
And you know what they always say…
Actions speak louder than words.