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Common Idiocy
"CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The word echoed the room as the glasses and bottles of alcohol clanged together. All the men downed their drinks. Elly took a heathy drink from her glass. Emeralda examined her cup before swallowing her drink in one gulp. Margie took a tiny sip from her glass, then grimanced. She put down her glass and pushed it away. Maria didn't touch hers.
"WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Bart, pouring himself another glass. "Maison, how much of this stuff do we have?"
"At least twenty crates, Bartholomew-sama," said Maison, taking a careful sip from his cup.
Bart looked over at Maria, who hadn't touched her glass. "Drink up, Maria! It's a party!!" "I'm only thirteen," said Maria. "I'm too young to drink this stuff."
"So is nearly all of us!! But no one gives a damn!! Now drink up!"
"No thanks.
Fei downed another cup. "Man, I'm SO glad everything's all over."
Billy waved his bottle. "Now we can CHILL!! Uh, Dad? Does this have alcohol?"
Jessiah laughed. "Of course it does, baka! Why else are we drinkin' it?!"
"Really?! Oh well." He took a huge gulp from his bottle.
Rico rolled his eyes. "You REALLY need a girlfriend."
"And YOU need a brain!!"
Citan laughed. "I've never felt so young in my whole life!"
Sigurd choked on his alcohol. "I second that."
Bart suddenly slapped his hands on the table. All conversations stopped.
"Hey Fei," said Bart. "How 'bout we have a teeny drinking contest? Y'know, a little game between buddies?"
"I dunno," said Fei. "I never-"
"Are you a chicken?"
"Hell no!!! I stood up to Deus by myself!! I accept your challenge!!"
"What if you get REALLY drunk?" asked Elly.
"Don't worry," said Fei. "I won't.
"I'll be ref," said Billy. He poured equal amounts of alcohol into their glasses, then drank some himself
"Round one......GO!!!!!!" yelled Bart. Both downed their drinks without faltering.
"Draw," said Billy. He poured more alcohol, and drank more.
"Okay," said Bart. "Round two......GO!!!!!!"
and so on and so on.........
"'Raw," slurred Billy. He poured more alcohol. But more of it got on the table than in the glasses.
"Round fify," slurred Bart. "GO!!!!!!"They drank the little alcohol that was in the cups. Obviously, Bart, Fei, and Billy were dead drunk. Elly stopped after two glasses. Margie and Maria hadn't touched theirs. Maison had passed out after one cup. And the other guys, Rico, Citan, Sigurd, and Jessiah, had drinken as much as the the younger guys. But they were managing to hold their liquor. Emeralda had also drinken as much as the guys, but was unfazed.
"'Nother round!!!!" declared Bart.
"YAB!!!!!!!!" yelled Fei.
Sigurd rushed over and took the alcohol from that side of the table. "No more."
"You albays sboil my fun!!!!" whined Bart.
"YAB!!!! You merk!!!!!" said Fei.
"Merk?" repeated Margie.
"'Jerk'," translated Elly.
"Oh my god," muttered Maria, putting a hand to her head.
Bart pouted, glaring at Sigurd. Then he turned to Margie. "Hiya, Margie!! Howa 'bout we plab a teeby game?????"
"If it's a drinking contest, count me out," said Margie.
"Nob. It'b MORE fun than thab!!!!!!!" He stood. "Let'b go!!!!!!!!!!"
He fell over, but Margie stood to support him. "Where? What are you talking about?"
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!" was all Bart said.
Sigurd's eye twitched. He ran over and sat them down. "You're both staying right here!!!!!"
"Shub up!!!!!! C'mon Margie!!!!!"
"YOU BOTH ARE STAYING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What are you two talking about?!?!" demanded Margie.
Sigurd didn't answer, as he was too busy trying to force Bart back into his seat.
Fei stood suddenly, amazingly straight, considering how drunk he was. "You wuss!!! You made te wrob approachy!!! You gobba tabe by fodce!!!!" With that, he grabbed Elly by her wrist. "Cobe on."
"Uh, where?" asked Elly as Fei pulled her to feet.
"Jusb cobe on." He pulled her to the door.
"Go for it!!!!!" yelled Jessiah.
"Woo, woo!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Billy.
"Good luck!!!!!!!" yelled Citan.
"Good luck with what?! Wha-" Elly didn't finish because Fei pulled her out the door.
Bart struggled against Sigurd's grip. "Why'b you leb 'em go????? Why nob leb me?????
"Just shut up and stay still," said Sigurd. This caused Bart to struggle more. "Dammit, Citan help me out!!"
Elly couldn't quite grasp the current situation. Fei was pulling her down the hall, staggering more than walking. And he hadn't told her what was going on.
Suddenly, he stopped in front of a door. He stomped his foot several times. "Dabbit, how do you geb dis open?!"
Elly examined the panel next to the door. "Oh, you have to push that side button-" She stopped herself.
Those were specifically designed for bedroom doors. And this was Fei's room.
The door came open and Fei staggered in, pulling Elly in with him.
Elly didn't have time to act as she was shoved ahead of Fei. Her legs came in quick contact with the edge of his bed and she fell face-first onto it.
She lifted her head to hear the sound of the door locking. Fei then flipped another switch and the lighted room fell into darkness.
Elly squinted through the dark to see Fei's form. She sat up quickly as that form slowly advanced on her.
meanwhile.......
"Leb me go!!!!!!" whined Bart. Both Citan and Sigurd were trying to restrain him. They had gotten him out of the chair next to Margie and had put him on the other side of the table. But his hormones hadn't calmed down
"Hellooooooooo!!!!!" someone sang out.
"Oh dear God," muttered Sigurd, trying not to glare at Sister Agnes, who had had just entered the room.
Sister Agnes skipped across the room to Margie. "Marguerite-sama, how are you?"
Common Idiocy
"CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The word echoed the room as the glasses and bottles of alcohol clanged together. All the men downed their drinks. Elly took a heathy drink from her glass. Emeralda examined her cup before swallowing her drink in one gulp. Margie took a tiny sip from her glass, then grimanced. She put down her glass and pushed it away. Maria didn't touch hers.
"WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Bart, pouring himself another glass. "Maison, how much of this stuff do we have?"
"At least twenty crates, Bartholomew-sama," said Maison, taking a careful sip from his cup.
Bart looked over at Maria, who hadn't touched her glass. "Drink up, Maria! It's a party!!" "I'm only thirteen," said Maria. "I'm too young to drink this stuff."
"So is nearly all of us!! But no one gives a damn!! Now drink up!"
"No thanks.
Fei downed another cup. "Man, I'm SO glad everything's all over."
Billy waved his bottle. "Now we can CHILL!! Uh, Dad? Does this have alcohol?"
Jessiah laughed. "Of course it does, baka! Why else are we drinkin' it?!"
"Really?! Oh well." He took a huge gulp from his bottle.
Rico rolled his eyes. "You REALLY need a girlfriend."
"And YOU need a brain!!"
Citan laughed. "I've never felt so young in my whole life!"
Sigurd choked on his alcohol. "I second that."
Bart suddenly slapped his hands on the table. All conversations stopped.
"Hey Fei," said Bart. "How 'bout we have a teeny drinking contest? Y'know, a little game between buddies?"
"I dunno," said Fei. "I never-"
"Are you a chicken?"
"Hell no!!! I stood up to Deus by myself!! I accept your challenge!!"
"What if you get REALLY drunk?" asked Elly.
"Don't worry," said Fei. "I won't.
"I'll be ref," said Billy. He poured equal amounts of alcohol into their glasses, then drank some himself
"Round one......GO!!!!!!" yelled Bart. Both downed their drinks without faltering.
"Draw," said Billy. He poured more alcohol, and drank more.
"Okay," said Bart. "Round two......GO!!!!!!"
and so on and so on.........
"'Raw," slurred Billy. He poured more alcohol. But more of it got on the table than in the glasses.
"Round fify," slurred Bart. "GO!!!!!!"They drank the little alcohol that was in the cups. Obviously, Bart, Fei, and Billy were dead drunk. Elly stopped after two glasses. Margie and Maria hadn't touched theirs. Maison had passed out after one cup. And the other guys, Rico, Citan, Sigurd, and Jessiah, had drinken as much as the the younger guys. But they were managing to hold their liquor. Emeralda had also drinken as much as the guys, but was unfazed.
"'Nother round!!!!" declared Bart.
"YAB!!!!!!!!" yelled Fei.
Sigurd rushed over and took the alcohol from that side of the table. "No more."
"You albays sboil my fun!!!!" whined Bart.
"YAB!!!! You merk!!!!!" said Fei.
"Merk?" repeated Margie.
"'Jerk'," translated Elly.
"Oh my god," muttered Maria, putting a hand to her head.
Bart pouted, glaring at Sigurd. Then he turned to Margie. "Hiya, Margie!! Howa 'bout we plab a teeby game?????"
"If it's a drinking contest, count me out," said Margie.
"Nob. It'b MORE fun than thab!!!!!!!" He stood. "Let'b go!!!!!!!!!!"
He fell over, but Margie stood to support him. "Where? What are you talking about?"
"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!" was all Bart said.
Sigurd's eye twitched. He ran over and sat them down. "You're both staying right here!!!!!"
"Shub up!!!!!! C'mon Margie!!!!!"
"YOU BOTH ARE STAYING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What are you two talking about?!?!" demanded Margie.
Sigurd didn't answer, as he was too busy trying to force Bart back into his seat.
Fei stood suddenly, amazingly straight, considering how drunk he was. "You wuss!!! You made te wrob approachy!!! You gobba tabe by fodce!!!!" With that, he grabbed Elly by her wrist. "Cobe on."
"Uh, where?" asked Elly as Fei pulled her to feet.
"Jusb cobe on." He pulled her to the door.
"Go for it!!!!!" yelled Jessiah.
"Woo, woo!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Billy.
"Good luck!!!!!!!" yelled Citan.
"Good luck with what?! Wha-" Elly didn't finish because Fei pulled her out the door.
Bart struggled against Sigurd's grip. "Why'b you leb 'em go????? Why nob leb me?????
"Just shut up and stay still," said Sigurd. This caused Bart to struggle more. "Dammit, Citan help me out!!"
Elly couldn't quite grasp the current situation. Fei was pulling her down the hall, staggering more than walking. And he hadn't told her what was going on.
Suddenly, he stopped in front of a door. He stomped his foot several times. "Dabbit, how do you geb dis open?!"
Elly examined the panel next to the door. "Oh, you have to push that side button-" She stopped herself.
Those were specifically designed for bedroom doors. And this was Fei's room.
The door came open and Fei staggered in, pulling Elly in with him.
Elly didn't have time to act as she was shoved ahead of Fei. Her legs came in quick contact with the edge of his bed and she fell face-first onto it.
She lifted her head to hear the sound of the door locking. Fei then flipped another switch and the lighted room fell into darkness.
Elly squinted through the dark to see Fei's form. She sat up quickly as that form slowly advanced on her.
meanwhile.......
"Leb me go!!!!!!" whined Bart. Both Citan and Sigurd were trying to restrain him. They had gotten him out of the chair next to Margie and had put him on the other side of the table. But his hormones hadn't calmed down
"Hellooooooooo!!!!!" someone sang out.
"Oh dear God," muttered Sigurd, trying not to glare at Sister Agnes, who had had just entered the room.
Sister Agnes skipped across the room to Margie. "Marguerite-sama, how are you?"