(I went to to do this. I was Karkat (CG), Jade (GG), and Dave (TG). I how no clue who Nepata was. I applaud them that's for sure.)
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CG: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON A HUMAN TABLET?
AC: :33 -ac looks up- oh hey karkitty
AC: :33 it's interesting and fun!
CG: OKAY
CG: REMEMBER THAT MEOWBEST YOU GAVE A WHILE BACK
AC: :33 yeah
CG: IT CAME BACK TODAY AND IT'S STOMACH HAS A BULDGE
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
AC: :33 -ac tilts her head- what?
AC: :33 i have no idea
CG: I SENT IT OUTSIDE SINCE IT WAS BEING STUPID AND ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND SHIT. IT WAS GONE FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS BUT CAM EBACK TODAY WITH A BULDGING STOMACH
CG: IT'S FUCKING WEIRD
AC: :33 um karkitty...i think it might be 'pregnant'
CG: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THAT
AC: :33 well rose told me its like when us trolls have a grub but instead of a bucket it stays in them and then there grubs come or as rose calls them 'babies'
CG: *STARES BLANKLY*
CG: WAIT
CG: WHAT
CG: THAT SLUTTY BEAST! ITS A SWEEP OLD!
AC: :33 h33h33
CG: OH GOG. I'M... OH GOG
AC: :33 -ac typed something in her tablet-
AC: :33 are mew okay?
CG: NEPATA
CG: OH GOD, NO I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY!
CG: ...I SCRACHED IT'S STOMACH
CG: MY HANDS HAVE MEOWBEAST GENITIC AMTERIAL ON THEM
AC: :33 oh no do mew think it would hurt the grubs or babies
AC: :33 eww w!
CG: *GAGS* OH GOD. I NEVER HAD THIS STUFF ON ME
CG: IT'S SLIMY...*BREATHES HEAVILY*
AC: :33 -ac puts her tablet down pushing him to a human bathroom- quick lets wash it off!
CG: OH FUCK YES
CG: OH GOG. THE THING NUZZLELED ME.
AC: :33 -ac turns the water on- here
CG: IT'S NOT ONLY ON MY HANDS! IT'S EVERYWHERE!
AC: :33 um uhh then the shower!
CG: *STRIPS OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND HOPS IN WITH THE MOTHER OF ALL SPONGES*
AC: :33 -ac walks out blushing-
CG: OKAY. HOW DID THIS GET FROM ME TALKING ABOUT A MEOWBEST TO ME GETTING NAKED ):B
CG: OH I KNOW
CG: BECAUSE THAT MEOWBEST IS SLUT THAT EVEN THE MOTHERGRUB WOLD BE PROUD
AC: :33 ((haha!))
AC: :33 um j-just finnish up in there
CG: NEPATA
CG: I THINK I'M GOING TO STAY HERE
CG: A WHILE
AC: :33 um okay
CG: I WON'T FEEL CLEAN EVEN AFTER USING 10 BOTTLES OF SOUP
CG: SCALDING, HOT SOUP
CG: NEPATA
CG: BRING ME SOME FUCKING SCALDING, HOT SOUP
CG: I NEED TO FEEL CLEAN
AC: :33 -ac rushes and get the soup- i got it!
CG: *LOOKS AT HANDS DISGUSTLY* FUCK YOU HANDS, FUCK YOU FOR PETTING THE MEOWBEAST
AC: :33 karkitty...
AC: :33 um...
CG: YES, NEPATA?
AC: :33 can mew just come over here?
CG: OKAY
CG: *TURNS OFF WATER AND GOES TO NEPATA WITHOUT CLOTHES*
AC: :33 -ac hands him the soup blushing while looking away-
CG: WHAT? WHATS WRONG WITH ME BEING NAKED? CRABDA SAID IT'S OKAY
CG: *DUMPS SOUP ON HEAD*
AC: :33 it's just kinda awkward
CG: AW FUCK! WHY IS IT SO HOT! ANOTHER!
CG: HOW IS IT AKWARD. WE ALL HAVE THE SAME BODY
AC: :33 okay! -ac rushes grabbing 3 more soups-
CG: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IT'S AKWARD? BUT GAMZEE THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY..
AC: :33 it's just kinda wierd...
CG: WEIRD PEOPLE *DUMPS THE SOUP ON BODY* OH I FEEL BETTER. CLEANER THAT'S GOOD
AC: :33 -ac dumps a soup on him trying to help-
CG: THANKS, NEP
AC: :33 -ac nods smiling-
CG: I FEEL BETTER
AC: :33 good!
CG: *BEGINS TO WALK AWAY, STILL NAKED*
CG: NOW
CG: WHERE ARE MY SYCKLES...
AC: :33 um karkitty -ac hands him his clothes- dont kill the meow beast
CG: *PTS ON CLOTHES* WHY THE FUCK NOT. IT TAINTED ME
AC: :33 it's going to have grub
CG: OH. FUCK. FUCKING SHIT
CG: AM I A LUSES NOW?
AC: :33 i think so...
CG: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
AC: :33 h33h33 wait...mew gave me the meowbeast but we both owned it...how does this work?
CG: OKAY KARKAT CALM TEH FUCK DOWWN. YO ARE JUST A LUSES
CG: OH GOG. THOSE FUCKING GRUBS HAVE TWO LUSII NOW. SPOILED BRATS
AC: :33 h33h33
CG: SERIOULY. TWO LUSII. WHO TEH FUCK HAS TWO LUSII?
AC: :33 the meowbeasts grubs
CG: DON'T CHOSE NOW TO BE A SMARTASS
CG: OKAY
CG: I THINK..
CG: I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK
CG: I'M A FUCKING LUSES. HE
AC: :33 -ac sighs- how is this going to work?
CG: HAHAHAHA
CG: OH GOG. I AM SO DEAD
CG: HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AC: :33 ...
CG: THE MEOWBEAST IS BACK HEHEHEHE
AC: :33 karkitty no...
CG: COME HERE YOU FUCKING SLUT
CG: YOU MADE ME A LUSES
AC: :33 karkat stop! no don't!
AC: :33 don't hurt her!
CG: WHY IS THIS FUCK SO FUCKING FURRY. IT'S SOOOOO FURRY HEHEHHEH
AC: :33 karkitty...?
CG: AND IT'S EYES, MAN. SO FUCKING GREEN
AC: :33 awww it will have adorable grubs!
CG: IT'S LOOKING AT ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AC: :33 h33h33
CG: MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
CG: ISN'T THAT WANT GAMZEE SAYS?
AC: :33 yup!
CG: MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES...
CG: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH HEEHHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHHEEHHEHEHEEHHEEHE HE
AC: :33 um karkitty
CG: *FAINTS*
AC: :33 ummm...-ac walks over to him-
CG: *SNORES SOFTLY*
AC: :33 h33h33
AC: :33 karkitty...?
CG: *MURMERS IN SLEEP*
AC: :33 hmm..-ac sits next to him-
CG: *HUGS NEPATA'S TAIL SINCE HE SLEEPS EVERYDAY WITH A CRAB PLUSHIE AND NEEDS SOMETHING TO CUDDLE*
AC: :33 -ac blushes giggling-
CG: *SINCE THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS*\
CG: NNG...FLUFFY
AC: :33 karkitten -ac plays with his hair-
CG: *STARTS PURRING*
AC: :33 -ac giggles laying down next to him-
CG: *CUDDLES NEPATA'S WHOLE BODY. NEPATA IS STILL BIGGER*
AC: :33 -ac blushes more-
CG: ...SOFT...*SIGHS HAPPILY*
AC: :33 h33h33
CG: *A LARGE BUZZING IS HEARD*
CG: *DAVE IS STANDING WITH A HORN, GRINNING*
AC: :33 hmm
AC: :33 -ac looks at him giggling-
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now turntechGodhead [TG].
TG: whats going on here
AC: :33 he passed out
TG: from what
TG: what did you do to karkles
AC: :33 the meowbeast is going to have grubs!
TG: what
TG: oh yeah babies. who the fuck has the cat?
AC: :33 and he discovered he was a luses and he passed out laughing
AC: :33 well it's kinda mine and karkitty s...
TG: oh
AC: :33 yeah he freaked out!
TG: so he's a dad
TG: how is that bad?
AC: :33 in a way i guess...
AC: :33 but wait...if she's mine and karkitty s...what does that make me?
TG: oh fuck. youre the mom now. i am so telling everybody
AC: :33 wait what! nononononono!
TG: why?
TG: It's so ironic
AC: :33 how is this ironic -ac trys to get out of karkats grip with no success-
TG: cos it is. you do not question my irony
AC: :33 umm...welp i'm stuck...
TG: yep. hope you like it. the dude has a good grip. it took me a half a day for him to let go of my cape. and he was holding it with his pointy, little teeth
TG: bye. i'm going to tell jade now
AC: :33 -ac sighs giving up-
TG: *walks away*
AC: :33 wait! i n33d help! uggg
turntechGodhead [TG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: NGG
AC: :33 -ac looked at him-
CG: SO...SOFT
CG: *HUGS CLOSER*
CG: *SIGHS HAPPILY*
AC: :33 karkitty...-ac blushed-
CG: *KARKAT'S LIPS ARE BEHIND YOUR EAR. AND EVERY TIME HE BREATHES IT TICKLES YOUR EAR. THIS SLOOP WOLD BE SO ROMANTIC AND PERFECT FOR SHIPPING SCENES IF THIS FLOOR WASN'T SO DAMN HARD*
AC: :33 -ac blushed brighter-
CG: *THE FLOOR IS REALLY DAMN HARD*
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now gardenGnostic [GG].
AC: :33 -ac sighs- oh um hey
GG: Dave you lier. Karkat can;t be- oh!
GG: *Stares* Hi
AC: :33 this...this isn't what it looks like!
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GG: It totally looks like Karkat isn't spooning you
GG: Not at all
AC: :33 -ac blushed brighter- he's not!
GG: You know who would love this
GG: The resident therapest, Rose
AC: :33 no!
GG: Should I call hear? *Grins evily*
gardenGnostic [GG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
AC: :33 no please noon
CG: PANCAKES AND CALOTAS...*SNORES*
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now gardenGnostic [GG].
AC: :33 -ac's face is a bright olive-
GG: What do i get?
AC: :33 i don't know! um what do mew want?
GG: You don't put me on your shipping walls?
AC: :33 okay deal just don't tell anyone!
GG: Oh okay. Karkles *holds bucket in one hand*
AC: :33 oh gog...
GG: *puts in front of KArkat's face*
GG: Hehe
AC: :33 ...this isn't going to end well...
GG: *Smacks his face with bucket*
gardenGnostic [GG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
AC: :33 oh gog...
CG: *OPENS EYES* ...HUH?
CG: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AC: :33 ummm...
CG: *SCREAMS VERY UNMANLYLY THEN SPAZES THE FUCK OUT*
AC: :33 karkitty calm down!
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CG: AHHHHH
AC: :33 -ac hugs him trying to confort him- its okay!
CG: *TEARS START IN EYES, WITH THE THE SPAZZING, WHIMPERING AND NOW THE TEARS JADE NOW STARTS LAUGHING LIKE MAD*
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now gardenGnostic [GG].
AC: :33 -ac wipes his tears away hugging him tighter- that was mean jade!
GG: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh god. This is so funny!
AC: :33 mew can't tell anyone of this either!
AC: :33 this is just... mean!
gardenGnostic [GG] is now carcinoGeneticist [CG].
CG: AHTERIHJKLBEHKLSD
AC: :33 karkitty it's okay! shhhh!
CG: *STARTS SPEAKING IN ALTERIAN*
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AC: :33 karkitty it's okay it's okay!
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CG: *JUMPS ON FEET, DUMPING NEPATA ON FLOOR WITH A LOUD THUMP*
CG: *LOOKS AT BUCKET AND RUNS*
AC: :33 ouch! karkitty wait!
AC: :33 karkitty...
CG: *RUNS FAR, FAR AWAY. KARKAT IS NEVER SEEN AGAIN*
CG: THE. FUCKING. END
AC: :33 well damn
CG: *THE MEOWBEAST IS STILL SMUG AS FUCK*
AC: :33 stupid thing...
CG: IT GIVES BIRTH TO 5 GRUB BABIES AND NEPATA IS A SINGLE MOTHER
AC: :33 ffffuuuuucccckkkkk
carcinoGeneticist [CG] is now undyingUmbrage [uu].
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uu: *SAYS IN AN OLD MAN VOICE* NOW KIDS. THIS IS WHY CATS ARE EVIL. NOW YOu LITTLE SHITS. *TAKES OuT MACHINE GuN* DIEEEEEEEEE! *SHOOTS EVERYWHERE*