Gumball is Strange
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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The simple children of Elmore High School did what they always did eat and talk peacefully in the school cafeteria. Banana Joe stops by the entrance to pick up a lucky penny-
SPLAT!
(Music begins)
Banana Joe is crushed as the door flies open, in comes a crazed giant white rabbit in a fancy suite.
Hey! You! Screams the rabbit as he starts unloading his guns into the air, the children scatter and run...meanwhile, Gumball sneaks into the room and tries to get the drop on the bunny-
At the bar and getting drunk now
Hold you drink up
Skull the bitch down
Gumball tries to jump on him using a cafeteria tray as a sheild, the rabbit just screams and starts throwing bombs!
Pour another one
Don't be shy son
Where's Gumball gone?
Where's the bastard gone?
Gumball waits as the fire alarm activates dosing the fire from the bombs, before pouncing again...and then the rabbit brings out his knifes...
Look for Gumball now
That damn bastard
Go get him!
Look for Gumball now
Find him now Yeah
Gumball frantically dodges all the knifes. Suddenly Rocky comes into the room angrily waving a sandwich in the air. "I told that idiot to cut this!" SLASH! Rockies arm was gone. "ow..." He groans...
Hey you there!
What you looking at?
Fuck you, Yeah!
Just drink that!
Don't talking too much
Just drink this drink
"HIT THE KITTY! WIN A PRIZE!" Screams the rabid Rabbit as he starts to grab random students and throw them at Gumball. Gumball doges bobert, grabs anaies and sets her down, Barely avoids Carmen, doges Darwin and throws him a cushion to soften his fall, allows Terry to hit him harmlessly, catches Penny and gives her a light kiss on the cheek-
"Hey Man!" Mocks the rabbit suddenly. "You wanna drink with me? You little bastard!" He pulls out a Molotov cocktail. "Put you fist up in the air and Stick this down your glob damn throat!" He shouts as he throws it laughing maniacally. "Oh, come on! How are you carrying all this stuff?!" Shouts an exasperated Gumball as he doges once more.
To the bar now
Find the real blood
A memento
You'll find your past
"Right! Enough games! I'm done with this shit!" Screams the Rabbit as he drinks some of his 'real blood' drug...Gumball steps back in horror as the rabbit lets lose a blood curdling yell as he bulks up massively...
Just drink this
Don't talk too much
It's all right
Where's fucking Gumball?
Gumball tries not to get trampled from his tackle...
Drink up, Yeah!
One more son.
Keep'em coming, Yeah!
You son of a fun
Gumball tries not to die period!
Don't give up
Just fight on
Gods are bastards
Must find Gumball!
The rabbit screams as it smashes down the wall and flees the scene...
(song ends)
Penny dusts herself off and walks over to Gumball. "Gumball mind explaining to me what that was all about?" She stated flatly.
Gumball chuckles nervously. "What? What makes you think that I had anything- Penny him off with an 'are you kidding me?" glare.
Gumball sighs in defeat. "Right, so I was walking to school..."
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: The song was a parody of 'Drank Dead' by 'D4 : Dark Dreams Don't Die Original Soundtrack -David Young Disc'
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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