1 Mishima High
Disclaimer: Because it wouldn't be a Fan-fiction without one. I don't own Tekken. I do however have copies of 2, 3 & Tag. You know what would be cool? If the owner of Namco wrote a Tekken fan-fic, he wouldn't have to bother with this crap cause he actually does own Tekken! Isn't that wild!
Teachers:
Heihachi Mishima: (Principal)
Nina Williams: Math
Steve Fox: English (duh)
King: Spanish (duh)
Craig Marduk: P.E.
Bryan Fury: I.T.
Lei Wulong: Design technology
Lee Chaolan: Science
Paul: Geography
Yoshimitsu: History
Marshall Law: Cook
Mishima High. First day of the school year. A new student has arrived & Principal Heihachi Mishima Reviews her record
Heihachi: Your record is…how can I put this nicely?…absolutely horrifying. I'm afraid we can't accept you. However because the author is a jerk & has a crush on you, we will
Me: I can't tell you anything can I?!!!
Heihachi: MWHAHAHAHA!
Me: Senile, weird haired, jerk-off!
Christie: Hey! I'm still here!
Heihachi: Oh yeah. As I was saying, here at Mishima High (holds Christie's record over bin) We forgive & forget. (record spontaneously combusts)
Christie: Whoa! How'd you do that?
Heihachi: Do what? (looks at his hand which has caught fire) Holy mother- fucking shit, MY HAND IS ON FIRE! HELP! HELP! For the love of god somebody help! (jumps through window. Car alarm can be heard)
Christie: (Looks out of window) Did that hurt? I saw that, it had to hurt
Heihachi: Well my hand isn't on fire anymore…You better run along now
Christie: Will do
Heihachi: And close the damn door!
Christie: Lets see what we got first. Social studies huh? That's right round the corner
1.1.1.1.1 Meanwhile In the staff-room
Donut man: Hey. Why are all these donuts piling up?
King: Nina Went on a diet
Donut man: Oh no! I just bought a car!
Craig: What model?
Donut man: A silver Toyota MR2
Lee: Oh I like you
Yoshimitsu: Shouldn't you be upset because he's ripping you off?
Lee: No you should be upset
Yoshimitsu: What?! That doesn't even make any sense
Lee: No you don't even make any sense
Lei: Quit being a prick!
Heihachi: Shut up all of you. Meeting time. Paul! where's Paul?
Paul: Sorry I'm late everyone. I tried to overtake a semi & got pulled over. I was so mad I kicked dust upon his footwear in a rebellious manner
King: Gave that driver the finger didn't you?
Paul:………..
Lei: Didn't ya!
Paul: SO!!!
Heihachi: First on the agenda, Our results have been the highest they've been in years
Everyone: YAAAYYY!!!
Heihachi: That of course that has nothing to do with your shitty skills as teachers but rather Craig's computer hacking skills
Nina: It's always who you least expect
Bryan: I thought I taught I.T.
Craig: Quiet you! Your teaching stinks. If it was as good as your fighting
Paul: IT'D STILL SUCK!!!
Everyone: (Laughs. Yes even Bryan cause he doesn't get it and doesn't want to look stupid but is looking even stupider cause he's laughing)
Heihachi: Next on the agenda, I'd like everyone to poke fun at Steve & Nina for being the only ones who don't drink coffee
Nina: I like tea
Steve: Me too
Paul: SHADDAP LIMEY!
Law: Hey Steve. Look a tea bag (waves one in his face)
Steve: (Shifts uncomfortably in his chair & twitches)
Law: You know you want to. Its PG.
Steve: OOOH! PG!!! (dives at law)
King: Hey! Tea girl! Why are you a girl who drinks tea?
Everyone: (Laughs. Apart from Steve & Nina obviously & possibly law who is being mauled by Steve for the Tea bag. Bryan decides not to laugh cause he looked so dumb last time)
Nina: Damn them and their cruel wit.
Steve: Author mate! I you're half English. Why are you letting this happen!?
Me: I refuse to acknowledge the label "Author mate". Anyhow, I love coffee!
Lee: Look at me! I'm Steve and/or Nina. GLUG, GLUG! Whoops my pinkie isn't up. HAHAHAHA
Everyone: (Silence. A gun is heard cocking)
Heihachi: Next on the agenda, Superintendent Kazuya Mishima will visit the school & I need this school in top form. That means good students, clean halls & I want someone to polish the 25 foot solid gold statue of me outside. For all those who fail me, I'll throw you off cliffs or helicopters or into volcanoes. Man I almost want you to fail.
1.1.1.1.2 Bell Rings
Heihachi: Meeting adjourned. Now go & spread my Mishima way of Evil. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Yoshimitsu: There is such thing as too much maniacal laughter you know.
Heihachi: BULLSHIT!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
1.1.1.1.3 In Yoshimitsu' History class
Yoshimitsu: Good morning class
Jin: OH MY GOD!! SKELETOR!! (gets out He-Man sword) By the power of GRAYSKULL!! I AM HE-MAN!!
Julia: Someone's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.
Yoshimitsu: If you're quite done?…..Thanks. The syllabus will be about the 20th century.
Jin: Will we be doing anything on Guns & Roses?
Yoshimitsu: Who?
Jin: Well you're !2million years old, surely you remember? Ya know, WHOAA! SWEET CHILD OF MINE!! (plays air guitar)
Jerome: BOO! I say BOO! Stop it you're slaughtering a classic!
Axel Rose: Get off the stage!
Everyone: BOO! (gun is heard cocking)
Yoshimitsu: Get out of my class Axel
Axel Rose: (slumps head) Sorry sir
Yoshimitsu: No we won't be studying Guns n Roses. We will however study the Iron Fist tournaments & World Wars 1 through 3……Has anyone seen my Gray-Fox Impression!
Everyone: (exasperated) yes
Yoshimitsu: Wanna see it again?
Everyone: (exasperated) no
Yoshimitsu: C'mon! Personally I consider myself to be the clearly superior cyber ninja although his swordsmanship is close to challenging mine…..(gun is heard cocking)
Disclaimer: Because it wouldn't be a Fan-fiction without one. I don't own Tekken. I do however have copies of 2, 3 & Tag. You know what would be cool? If the owner of Namco wrote a Tekken fan-fic, he wouldn't have to bother with this crap cause he actually does own Tekken! Isn't that wild!
Teachers:
Heihachi Mishima: (Principal)
Nina Williams: Math
Steve Fox: English (duh)
King: Spanish (duh)
Craig Marduk: P.E.
Bryan Fury: I.T.
Lei Wulong: Design technology
Lee Chaolan: Science
Paul: Geography
Yoshimitsu: History
Marshall Law: Cook
Mishima High. First day of the school year. A new student has arrived & Principal Heihachi Mishima Reviews her record
Heihachi: Your record is…how can I put this nicely?…absolutely horrifying. I'm afraid we can't accept you. However because the author is a jerk & has a crush on you, we will
Me: I can't tell you anything can I?!!!
Heihachi: MWHAHAHAHA!
Me: Senile, weird haired, jerk-off!
Christie: Hey! I'm still here!
Heihachi: Oh yeah. As I was saying, here at Mishima High (holds Christie's record over bin) We forgive & forget. (record spontaneously combusts)
Christie: Whoa! How'd you do that?
Heihachi: Do what? (looks at his hand which has caught fire) Holy mother- fucking shit, MY HAND IS ON FIRE! HELP! HELP! For the love of god somebody help! (jumps through window. Car alarm can be heard)
Christie: (Looks out of window) Did that hurt? I saw that, it had to hurt
Heihachi: Well my hand isn't on fire anymore…You better run along now
Christie: Will do
Heihachi: And close the damn door!
Christie: Lets see what we got first. Social studies huh? That's right round the corner
1.1.1.1.1 Meanwhile In the staff-room
Donut man: Hey. Why are all these donuts piling up?
King: Nina Went on a diet
Donut man: Oh no! I just bought a car!
Craig: What model?
Donut man: A silver Toyota MR2
Lee: Oh I like you
Yoshimitsu: Shouldn't you be upset because he's ripping you off?
Lee: No you should be upset
Yoshimitsu: What?! That doesn't even make any sense
Lee: No you don't even make any sense
Lei: Quit being a prick!
Heihachi: Shut up all of you. Meeting time. Paul! where's Paul?
Paul: Sorry I'm late everyone. I tried to overtake a semi & got pulled over. I was so mad I kicked dust upon his footwear in a rebellious manner
King: Gave that driver the finger didn't you?
Paul:………..
Lei: Didn't ya!
Paul: SO!!!
Heihachi: First on the agenda, Our results have been the highest they've been in years
Everyone: YAAAYYY!!!
Heihachi: That of course that has nothing to do with your shitty skills as teachers but rather Craig's computer hacking skills
Nina: It's always who you least expect
Bryan: I thought I taught I.T.
Craig: Quiet you! Your teaching stinks. If it was as good as your fighting
Paul: IT'D STILL SUCK!!!
Everyone: (Laughs. Yes even Bryan cause he doesn't get it and doesn't want to look stupid but is looking even stupider cause he's laughing)
Heihachi: Next on the agenda, I'd like everyone to poke fun at Steve & Nina for being the only ones who don't drink coffee
Nina: I like tea
Steve: Me too
Paul: SHADDAP LIMEY!
Law: Hey Steve. Look a tea bag (waves one in his face)
Steve: (Shifts uncomfortably in his chair & twitches)
Law: You know you want to. Its PG.
Steve: OOOH! PG!!! (dives at law)
King: Hey! Tea girl! Why are you a girl who drinks tea?
Everyone: (Laughs. Apart from Steve & Nina obviously & possibly law who is being mauled by Steve for the Tea bag. Bryan decides not to laugh cause he looked so dumb last time)
Nina: Damn them and their cruel wit.
Steve: Author mate! I you're half English. Why are you letting this happen!?
Me: I refuse to acknowledge the label "Author mate". Anyhow, I love coffee!
Lee: Look at me! I'm Steve and/or Nina. GLUG, GLUG! Whoops my pinkie isn't up. HAHAHAHA
Everyone: (Silence. A gun is heard cocking)
Heihachi: Next on the agenda, Superintendent Kazuya Mishima will visit the school & I need this school in top form. That means good students, clean halls & I want someone to polish the 25 foot solid gold statue of me outside. For all those who fail me, I'll throw you off cliffs or helicopters or into volcanoes. Man I almost want you to fail.
1.1.1.1.2 Bell Rings
Heihachi: Meeting adjourned. Now go & spread my Mishima way of Evil. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Yoshimitsu: There is such thing as too much maniacal laughter you know.
Heihachi: BULLSHIT!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
1.1.1.1.3 In Yoshimitsu' History class
Yoshimitsu: Good morning class
Jin: OH MY GOD!! SKELETOR!! (gets out He-Man sword) By the power of GRAYSKULL!! I AM HE-MAN!!
Julia: Someone's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.
Yoshimitsu: If you're quite done?…..Thanks. The syllabus will be about the 20th century.
Jin: Will we be doing anything on Guns & Roses?
Yoshimitsu: Who?
Jin: Well you're !2million years old, surely you remember? Ya know, WHOAA! SWEET CHILD OF MINE!! (plays air guitar)
Jerome: BOO! I say BOO! Stop it you're slaughtering a classic!
Axel Rose: Get off the stage!
Everyone: BOO! (gun is heard cocking)
Yoshimitsu: Get out of my class Axel
Axel Rose: (slumps head) Sorry sir
Yoshimitsu: No we won't be studying Guns n Roses. We will however study the Iron Fist tournaments & World Wars 1 through 3……Has anyone seen my Gray-Fox Impression!
Everyone: (exasperated) yes
Yoshimitsu: Wanna see it again?
Everyone: (exasperated) no
Yoshimitsu: C'mon! Personally I consider myself to be the clearly superior cyber ninja although his swordsmanship is close to challenging mine…..(gun is heard cocking)