March 31st, 2018
Lisa was in bed having a dream about Unikitty and friends. Then she woke up.
Lisa: Not another one of those dreams. I wish I knew where those bizarre creatures disappeared to. I should've studied them and I would've liked to speak with the one who wore a lab coat.
Lisa went into the kitchen and didn't see what was on the TV. Lily was watching Spoooooky Game.
Lincoln: Do we really have to watch this annoying show, Lily?
Lily: Poo Poo.
Lincoln picked up the remote.
Lincoln: But the old Ace Savvy show from the 90s is gonna be on soon. Don't you wanna…?
Lily (angry): POO POO!
Lily slapped the remote out of Lincoln's hand. The Loud House camera crew came in.
Boom operator: Hey Oln, can I ask you something?
Lincoln: Sure, what?
Boom operator: You see, because The Loud House is such a popular show, the network wants to make another show that's as similar to it as possible. Do you know anybody else who has a big family?
Lincoln: I do actually. Back when I lived in Michigan, I had a friend named Ronnie Anne. Her family was big. Not as big as mine, but pretty close.
Boom operator: That's perfect. I'll let the network know.
Luan came down the stairs on her hands.
Luan: Bye, family. I'm going to the chalkboard store.
Luan left the house.
Lincoln: Good, she's gone. Everyone up to Lori and Leni's room!
Can you guess what everyone did? They shaved their heads, ate old shoes, and then devoted their lives to finding people born without belly buttons and painting those people's noses tangerine with cyan polka dots.
APRIL FOOL'S!
What they actually did was go up to Lori and Leni's room.
Lincoln: As we all know, tomorrow is THAT day.
Lillie: You mean the day where the old, hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of night with a bag for the children?
Lillie and Lily high fived.
Lincoln: Crazy Lillie, this is a very serious issue. There will be no Anthonying right now. I wish there could be no Anthonying at all, but unfortunately, I don't get to live that life anymore. Back on topic, I have a brilliant idea on how to prevent Luan from pranking us. Because this year, not only is April 1st April Fool's Day, it's also Easter. So, I propose that if we celebrate Easter as much as possible tomorrow, Luan might forget that it's April Fool's Day.
Lola: …That idea is….absolutely genius!
Everybody but Lily and Lillie started giving Lincoln praise for his REALLY GOOD IDEA. Lily spit at Lincoln.
Lincoln: So, we're gonna need a lot of Easter decorations.
Lucy: Are Easter decorations even a thing?
Rita: Sure they are…..Maybe.
Leni: Lillie, you look like you wanna say something.
Lillie: I do, it's just that…..Lincoln said no Anthonying, and I don't know what that means.
Lincoln: It means saying something weird and random that doesn't make any sense.
Lillie: Oh. Then I guess what I have to say is okay. I hope. It's just that your plan is never gonna…
Luan came into the room.
Luan: You seriously think I'd forget April Fool's Day?
Everybody jumped and screamed.
Lisa: You said you were going to the chalkboard store. You could not have possibly gotten there and back so quickly.
Luan: APRIL FOOL'S PRACTICE! I didn't need to go to the chalkboard store because I went there yesterday. And just so you all know, you don't need to come up with a way to counter my pranks. Because I will NOT be pranking any of you this year. Maybe not ever again.
Everybody but Lillie and Leni made "How gullible do you think we are?" faces.
Leni: You're not?! Yay!
Luan: "Yay" is right, Leni. Because I will be using all my pranking skills on someone who deserves it much more than everyone in this room combined including Crazy Lillie.
Lillie made a "You know, that's the kind of comment that hurts feelings" face.
Luan got her chalkboard that she had bought the day before at THE CHALKBOARD STORE and pointed at what she had drew on it.
Luan: ANTHONY!
Lori: Umm…That's a poop emoji.
Luan: I know what it is.
Luan pushed the chalkboard away.
Luan: Now who's with me?!
Almost everyone else huddled up and discussed the situation for a few moments.
Lucy: We're not sure if we can trust you.
Luan: Would I try to fool you before April Fool's Day?
Lori: You swear that Anthony is the only person you're pranking this year? My eyebrows will remain intact?
Luan: I swear on Mr. Coconuts's grave.
Lincoln: …..Well, pranking Anthony is obviously gonna be really enjoyable. And there is not a single person on the planet better at pranking than Luan. I say we do it.
Almost Everyone: YEAH!
Lincoln: What do we do, Luan?
Luan: Everybody come to my room and I'll tell you.
Everybody but Lynn Sr., Leni, Lily, and Lillie went to Luan's room.
Lynn: We can't let them do that to Anthony.
Leni: Exactly. He's not as bad as everyone says.
Lillie: That's a statement he would agree with. A lot.
Lily: Poo Poo.
Lynn: We should go to his house and warn him about Luan.
Leni: Ooh! I've got an idea. But first I gotta know. Is tomorrow April Fool's Day or Easter?
Lily: Poo Poo.
Leni: It's both? Hhm…very confusing. But anyway, why don't we spend the night at Anthony's house and celebrate Easter with him?
Lynn: That's a great idea. If we do that, we can pretend April Fool's Day doesn't exist. 'Cause let's face it. Thanks to Luan, none of us are ever gonna have a good April Fool's Day again.
Lillie: Not exactly. Lily's younger than Luan, so she never got to have a good April Fool's Day. And I…..well, you know.
Leni: Know what?
Lillie: Never mind. Let's just go.
They started to leave.
Lynn: Wait! I just realized. What are we gonna tell everybody? We can't tell them we're going to Anthony's house.
Lillie: Don't worry. I got this!
Lynn: What are you gonna do?!
Lillie: Just let me handle this.
Luan's Room
Lana: Hey, where are Dad, Leni, Lily, and Crazy Lillie?
Lillie came in.
Lillie: I, along with Leni, Lily, and your father shall not be joining you for the April Fool's Day festivities.
Luan: How could you not want to help us prank Anthony?
Lillie: Because we do not hate him.
Luan: Well, you have bad taste in people then.
Lillie: I'm okay with that. Anyway, the four of us will be spending Easter Fool's Day at a 24 hour long Justin Timberlake concert/footwear convention.
Luan: ….A 24 hour long Justin Timberlake concert/footwear convention?
Lillie: Yes. That's what I said. That's where we're going.
Luan: Hhhm…Lisa, do you have any theories about what they're ACTUALLY doing tomorrow?
Lisa: Indeed, I do. It would appear that the reason why Crazy Lillie is attempting to make us believe they are going somewhere they are not is because if we knew the location they will actually be tomorrow, it would be problematic for them. Based on what we shall be doing tomorrow, my hypothesis is that they will be staying at Anthony's house in an endeavor to protect him.
Luan: That makes sense!
Lillie: Yes, it does make sense. But it is not true.
Luan got on her phone.
Lillie: What are you doing?
Luan: Calling a couple friends of mine who happen to live next to Anthony, or at least one of them does, I'm not really sure.
Lillie: But…what friends do you have that…oh, them!
Luan: Hello, Shauna and Serena. Can you do something for me? You see, I'm planning a big surprise for your acquaintance Anthony, so until I go there tomorrow, I need you to make sure he doesn't leave his house. Also, evil robots disguised as his relative Lillie, my dad, and two of my sisters are coming there to attack him.
Luan hung up.
Luan: You're not the only one who can lie, Crazy Lillie!
Lillie: Well, that first thing you said was technically the truth. But why'd you call him "your acquaintance?" Why not "my broth…"
Luan: Don't!
Lillie: Do Shauna and Serena even know that your Anthony's…
Luan: I said "DON'T!" But to answer your question, they don't know that. As far as I know, anyway. Now be gone!
Lillie: Fine! I'm gonna go protect my unc…I mean relative.
Luan: Oh, I wouldn't go to his house if I were you. You know what Shauna and Serena are capable of.
Lillie thought about being frozen by Shauna and then Serena teleporting her to Jupiter. Then she left the room frightened.
Lynn Jr.: What are Shauna and Serena capable of?
Luan: I'm not allowed to tell you that.