HIYA! tomatoqueen strikes again! WHHEEE! (tomatoqueens friends: we knew that sugar couldn't be good...) ok well the deal on the long wait is that first I ran out of ideas. After I finally got 30 passable ones, I gave them to my bff, Dork, and she lost them, then found them, then forgot to bring it back to me. After I FINALLY remembered what they were and wrote them down, she shows up that same day with the original list! So, if you want to murder someone, murder her. IT WAS ALL HER FAULT! Ok. Just read this.
Edit 3/11/11- I updated and checked this story, for some reason the first word or so was missing for each one.
Ways to Make Naruto Go Kyuubi
1. Insist on calling him Michael Theodore S.
2. Steal all his ramen and money.
3. Tell him Sasuke is better.
4. When he asks why, say, "because".
5. Pour EXTRA-SUPER-hot sauce into his mouth while he's sleeping.
6. Frame him for stealing Kaka-Sensei's Icha Icha Paradise collection.
7. Toss him out the 15th story window.
8. For absolutely no reason other than your own sick enjoyment.
9. Hunt him down wearing a grass skirt and Tiki mask screaming native islander war cries.
10. When you catch him, roast him over a bonfire chanting, "AHH-EEE-OOH-HA-HA".
11. Volunteer him to help the elderly take baths/showers- 5 hours a day, all week.
12. Pay Sasuke to burn down the Ichiraku ramen stand.
13. Attach a pink marker to his head like an antenna.
14. Tie him to a tree and apply permanent pastel makeup to his face.
15. Say, "$#&*!##", every time he walks by.
16. Sing the Kingdom Hearts theme song horribly around him 24/7.
17. Cover his apartment with poo-scented toilet paper.
18. Trap him on the flight to the moon.
19. Engrave "I'm an idiot" onto his head band.
20. Shave Iruka's hair off so he is bald.
21. Smuggle Gai's crack into his house.
22. Rat him out as a crack dealer.
23. Out-prank him.
24. Force him to take care of evil animals.
25. Knee him in the groin and walk away.
26. Pimp-slap Hinata.
27. Jump Sakura, Sasuke, or anyone else for no reason.
28. Give him this fanfic.
29. Hug him and never let go.
30. After successfully completing 1-29, make a new law saying he must be your slave. Enjoy.
Hey! Well it's about time. Okay, I worked for 3 weeks on this, so do your part and click the purple review button. I don't care if you put flames or tell me what you are eating for dinner. I am having pizza, btw. DO IT!